They saw those pics you posted

2/27/2013 12:01:04 AM

I fell asleep at 930 last night and woke up at 630

...I think I may be getting sick

crap

2/27/2013 12:51:31 AM

I made some incredible soup tonight. Cream/roux base, added bacon, potatoes, diced shallots and celery, mushrooms, extra sharp cheddar, broccoli, cauliflower, and chicken. Girlfriend added a dash or two of Worcestershire.

But now, NOW I'm sitting on the throne, and my ass is exploding in grand fashion. And my stomach is cramping a little. Wait. No. Make that a LOT. OWWWWWW

2/27/2013 1:02:17 AM

wtf. i return a pillow that was giving me neck pains. find two nice down pillows and i wake up with back pains.

2/27/2013 8:31:35 AM

gm

2/27/2013 8:46:37 AM

i know it's not my neighbors' fault i work overnights....but some mornings i forget my schedule isn't normal and want to run outside and tell them to STFU, don't you know what times it is?! and then i realize it's 10am and most people are awake.

2/27/2013 9:22:01 AM

Zach Braff kind of looks like Dax Shepard.

2/27/2013 11:18:37 AM

Raleigh Munchies is amazing

2/27/2013 11:23:10 AM

2/27/2013 1:21:45 PM

I want to look at pictures of Wickett...but they were all on fb...I'll have to when I get home.

RIP Wickett

This will do for now http://youtu.be/7xy5d7C_LRU

[Edited on February 27, 2013 at 1:38 PM. Reason : iPad cat video]

2/27/2013 1:36:37 PM

small children doused in perfume


WHY

2/27/2013 1:57:50 PM

didn't shower?

2/27/2013 1:59:25 PM

always a possibility

2/27/2013 2:01:17 PM

I wish some of the 4 people I really need to respond to my emails right now would do it.

Every time I hear Fareako answer the phone to someone else I have a flashback to the first time I called him before we started dating. He sounds very unenthused when he says "hello." I didn't think he liked me very much.

I am SO HUNGRY

[Edited on February 27, 2013 at 3:23 PM. Reason : .]

2/27/2013 3:07:05 PM

^lolol, yeah I can see that

2/27/2013 3:35:08 PM

I hung out with my ex last night...and we are hanging out again tonight...

I'm going to have to put my foot down. He can't have his cake and eat it too...I mean I enjoy all the time we get to spend together...but if we are going to start spending time together again we are just going to go down that slippery slope again and he is going to end up calling me "that crazy bitch"

2/27/2013 5:06:08 PM

I don't know when I started hating talking on the phone so much. Or I guess I more hate picking up the phone and making a call. The talking isn't so bad.

2/27/2013 6:26:35 PM

When texting started... I did the same thing I had phone anxiety for a while then I started forcing myself to call people.

2/27/2013 6:33:30 PM

It's mostly people I need to talk to for work. I don't have as much of an issue with calling people I know, though with many people I seem to avoid that as well because I know I'll be on the phone for an hour or two.

2/27/2013 6:37:59 PM

bad juju all over the place

2/27/2013 6:45:50 PM

Ugh I have a yucky cold and I prob shouldn't go to the game tonight, but I can't pass it up.

Pretty sure I'm gonna feel like ass tomorrow

2/27/2013 7:22:48 PM

Kitty was making biscuits and a sharp claw went through my shirt and got my nipple.

The shriek sent him hiding

Time for a clipping.

2/27/2013 7:58:37 PM

I wish I could breathe through my nose.

I also wish things were going better for some of my friends.

2/27/2013 8:05:42 PM

Well then...

2/27/2013 8:29:04 PM

So here was an example used in class the other day

Quote :

" • A lady is walking up a canal when she comes upon a barge being pulled by twenty men. At the front of the bow is a man with a whip who constantly yells at the twenty men doing the pulling and whipping anyone of them who appears to be falling behind. She stops to scold the whip cracker, but is immediately chided by one of the men doing the pulling, who tells her that the cracker is actually serving the best interests of the twenty men. • How is this so? "

lol, did the teacher even read that?

2/27/2013 8:35:53 PM

The cracker is ensuring that they all share an equal burden.

What's wrong with the example?

2/27/2013 9:08:54 PM

http://www.kveller.com/blog/parenting/we-need-to-quit-telling-lies-on-facebook/

2/27/2013 9:11:49 PM

^^ Umm, maybe because the guy whipping people is called a "cracker." For someone usually so in tune with potential racism you missed this one.

2/27/2013 9:14:49 PM

LOL I didn't miss it, and I don't think the teacher missed it either.

2/27/2013 9:26:03 PM

Goodnight sweet Saturn.

2/28/2013 1:09:19 AM

TIL that the "not an addict" song wasn't sung by Melissa Etheridge.

2/28/2013 6:40:20 AM

holy moly my paycheck is embarrassing

2/28/2013 8:24:43 AM

if i don't have to be at work until noon, but you schedule a meeting for 7am....you better damn well show up.

2/28/2013 8:45:58 AM

fuck yeah, the men are playing near me soon

2/28/2013 9:19:43 AM

gm

2/28/2013 9:29:29 AM

why do people pick such silly names for their organizations...

2/28/2013 11:19:43 AM

maybe she's trying to show folks where the term cracker actually came from?

2/28/2013 11:33:02 AM

I like how Aaron totaled his fucking car last night and is 100% fine today, and I'm the one with the sore neck. I guess I slept funny.

2/28/2013 12:12:59 PM

^ It's how I roll....er, well, I don't roll any more I guess.

2/28/2013 12:14:57 PM

oh no! what happened?!

2/28/2013 12:15:34 PM

old people

2/28/2013 12:17:28 PM

^

2/28/2013 12:21:03 PM

what's a good amount to put on a Ruth's Chris gift card?

to cover a dinner for two, tax and tip

2/28/2013 2:23:46 PM

Its in poor taste to use a gift card for a tip, most places don't allow it

But I'd say 200 with lots of alcohol, 150 for 1-2 drinks, 100 for just food

2/28/2013 2:28:05 PM

thanks

2/28/2013 2:41:40 PM

I guess this site doesn't email you for all article approvals, just your first one. Yay monies.

2/28/2013 2:52:30 PM

stalkstalkstalk

2/28/2013 2:56:45 PM

The copy editor introduced two subject-verb errors in my article.

2/28/2013 2:57:21 PM

Fail editors

2/28/2013 3:32:02 PM

Hmmm, disgust as the true guide of what people view as "moral." Interesting and convincing.

2/28/2013 3:32:56 PM