Ok, so this is in Soap Box, but it still amused me:

So...what did Will Quick do, exactly? TGD 206 3231 6:30 PM by eddy
Provoke war with Iraq agentlion 13 170 6:28 PM by cyrion

3/27/2006 7:34:02 PM

Stupid things stupid people spend their money on. Skack 48 525 5:20 PM by Lutra
who's buying a lottery ticket thursday? hszaczek24 1 8 5:19 PM by rwoody

3/28/2006 5:25:04 PM

ATTN: lckygtp01
do you think that you are resistant?

3/29/2006 5:58:06 AM

What do you think about before you go to bed? saps852 42 356 1:31 PM by saps852
OMG They're Having Sex Like Rabbits! mytwocents 11 159 1:24 PM by mytwocents

3/31/2006 1:36:29 PM

speaking of weird dreams 9one9 4 35 1:31 PM by saps852
How do I get to Roanoke, VA NCSUDiver 25 187 1:31 PM by NCSUDiver

3/31/2006 1:38:39 PM

PWNT by bad gas milage (Cop Catches Lamborghini) eraser 17 339 2:46
Towing a car. MaximaDrvr 15 131 2:46 PM by hondaguy

3/31/2006 3:09:30 PM

Good Place to Eat on Sundays bigred_ncsu 17 184 6:46 PM by nosurprises
www.the-clitoris.com Str8BacardiL 9 214 6:43 PM by Oskar

4/2/2006 7:32:10 PM

I found $5 on the ground this morning EMCE 9 99 11:39 AM by EMCE
Whens the last time you cried? J_Hova 39 365 11:36 AM by Bakunin

4/3/2006 11:55:40 AM

there is not one funny juxtaposition on this page

4/3/2006 11:57:58 AM

Things that people rarely say on TWW (Page 2 3 4 5) EMCE 221 2735 8:22 PM by theDuke866
I'm an Asshole. kbbrown3 15 332 8:16 PM by BridgetSPK

4/3/2006 8:51:08 PM

I made the worst joke today... Smath74 9 131 5:22 PM by EazyE333
Who Works at Bath & Body Works? roseathena 6 83 5:22 PM by roseathena
Drunk Animals. Ronny 3 64 5:22 PM by SchndlrsFist

4/4/2006 5:25:10 PM

nice. really only funny because it works syntactically, but still nice.

4/4/2006 5:29:58 PM

Classic:
What's for dinner? LimpyNuts 12 128 11:42 PM by LimpyNuts
titties + mayonaise LimpyNuts 9 351 11:42 PM by LimpyNuts

4/6/2006 11:50:15 PM

What's for dinner? LimpyNuts 17 195 8:46 PM by ImYoPusha
Re: Melissapat83 State409c 43 986 8:46 PM by Sousapickle

[Edited on April 13, 2006 at 8:48 PM. Reason : b not B]

4/13/2006 8:47:55 PM

Just watched "Deep Throat" Sousapickle 0 0 9:17 PM by Sousapickle
you have to sleep sometime nutsmackr 9 103 9:17 PM by Bakunin

4/13/2006 9:18:41 PM

Maria Swan TreeTwista10 36 586 9:13 PM by Dentaldamn
what's that in your pants? sarijoul 15 206 9:10 PM by The Dude

4/14/2006 9:51:16 PM

anyone on tww work in marketing? drunknloaded 29 258 3:39 PM by Str8BacardiL
I just took a nasty dump

[Edited on April 15, 2006 at 3:51 PM. Reason : ]

4/15/2006 3:51:16 PM

clean and sober jackleg 17 243 1:56 PM by jackleg
WHY?!? BridgetSPK 38 367 1:56 PM by CalledToArms

4/17/2006 1:58:24 PM

My dog is gonna jmwock 37 435 8:04 PM by Lutra
Entertain Me kimslackey 5 36 8:04 PM by kimslackey

4/17/2006 8:06:28 PM

Attn: People who use their unityID as a username Lionheart 11 320 8:03 PM by Restricted
WHY?!? (Page 2) BridgetSPK 62 788 8:02 PM by 3 of 11

4/17/2006 11:45:50 PM

attn: dude who ran his car into vinylbandit 5 140 12:30 AM by Pi Master
MARIO WILLIAMS hotwolf3 27 1211 12:29 AM by BEAVERCHEESE

4/20/2006 12:34:59 AM

If you're fat and you kimslackey 24 296 12:45 AM by jnpaul
share your poop stories nothing22 36 466 12:12 AM by zxappeal
at what age did/will you grow up? Grapehead 30 785 3:02 PM by roddy

4/20/2006 1:04:22 AM

I log in after like 4 months so see... esgargs 28 377 10:48 PM by jnpaul
Female Hysteria Lionheart 13 349 10:44 PM by Kiwi

4/20/2006 11:05:36 PM

EMO GIRL AlexRebbel 22 708 12:41 PM by roguewarrior
blow me Sweden 6 101 12:39 PM by theDuke866
...again.

4/21/2006 1:59:55 PM

Two Duke lacrosse players charged with rape (Page 2 3 4)terpball 194 26091:50 PM by jackleg
I slept with a black girl tonight (Page 2) A 75 1769 1:45 PM by BridgetSPK

4/21/2006 2:09:23 PM

[b]JOB INTERVEIW[\b] Dentaldamn 10 77 1:44 PM by Dentaldamn
[b]can you blow me where the pampers is?[\b] parsonsb 10 150 1:39 PM by State409c

4/21/2006 2:25:11 PM

sober date ideas? CPKontalonis 45 549 3:28 PM by Str8BacardiL
prison sex 1fastrunner 3 17 3:27 PM by kimslackey

4/21/2006 3:40:01 PM

the identity of the submitter takes the last one from mildly funny to awesome

4/21/2006 7:24:03 PM

ATTN TWW photographers rjrumfel 8 64 11:43 AM by cddweller
Shots are expensive. mrfrog 23 356 11:41 AM by mckoonts

Not if you use a digital to weed out the waste.

4/23/2006 11:51:19 AM

attn: jmwock Houston 1 5 1:29 PM by jackleg
make me feel better aaronburro 0 0 1:29 PM by aaronburro

4/23/2006 1:30:14 PM

WARNING jackleg 30 600 2:52 PM by Rudy
You got blacks at your party? firmbuttgntl 36 644 2:50 PM by Rudy

4/23/2006 3:01:01 PM

ATTN: Duke Lacrosse players aaronburro 0 0 11:19 PM by aaronburro
SHIT!!1 EMCE 20 271 11:19 PM by punchmonk

4/23/2006 11:19:58 PM

someone got shot at apple chill BigMan157 13 321 12:23 AM by TKEshultz
OMFG LimpyNuts 32 1160 12:22 AM by LimpyNuts

4/24/2006 12:27:19 AM

I'd hit it (Page 2) Sugarush4u 50 895 12:50 AM by H8R
why, rabbit, why? God 14 109 12:50 AM by mckoonts

4/25/2006 12:53:04 AM

Tww mass suicide pwrstrkdf250 6 94 1:16 AM by nastoute
Should I do it? terpball 9 102 1:16 AM by terpball

4/27/2006 1:23:35 AM

4/27/2006 1:29:43 AM

ahaha nice

4/27/2006 1:33:06 AM

WHICH NERD DID THIS? (nudity... kinda) (Page 2 3 4 5) puck_it 200 7886 4:17 PM by gunzz
Phishnlou saps852 6 52 4:17 PM by cheezcurd

4/27/2006 4:33:39 PM

4/27/2006 5:05:09 PM

Today I played with a parachute and pawprint 19 180 7:14 PM by pawprint
IVE GOT GREAT NEWS (Page 2) jackleg 67 919 7:11 PM by appamali

[Edited on April 27, 2006 at 7:48 PM. Reason : rh]

4/27/2006 7:48:17 PM

You know you're from Raleigh when... ProPlayPoker 23 313 9:57 PM by firmbuttgntl
GET OFF MY LAWN DomDotCom 2 20 9:51 PM by Woodfoot

4/28/2006 11:09:17 PM

5 words after sex (Page 2) tHaSaNdNiGa 72 1051 11:56 PM by pttyndal
goatse man looking for fun? CodeRed4791 4 57 11:55 PM by billytalent

5/1/2006 12:46:34 AM

i've always wondered... rwoody 3 13 8:43 AM by nothing22
Reason for edit? Fermat 4 104 8:39 AM by rwoody

5/1/2006 8:58:48 AM

I'm so lost without you EMCE 3 31 9:05 AM by EMCE
tHaSaNdNiGa V...umm haha jnpaul 99 1466 9:03 AM by ProPlayPoker

5/1/2006 9:07:55 AM

most of the ones posted in here don't even make sense....

5/1/2006 9:09:08 AM

best cheeseburger in raleigh (Page 2) mckoonts 63 805 8:14 AM by underPSI
burp tHaSaNdNiGa 2 66 8:12 AM by ProPlayPoker

5/1/2006 9:10:37 AM

now that one was cute

5/1/2006 9:11:42 AM

Figured I'd try a little harder.

5/1/2006 9:12:57 AM

i thought about posting the "Im getting a puppy" "best cheeseburger in raleigh" one, but wasn't sure if anyone else would get it

5/1/2006 9:15:18 AM

^ Ha, yeah, that's not too bad.
How did you all get your (professional) job? BigMan157 48 1084 9:19 AM by jblee
Cliff Diving mafiaforlife 24 428 9:15 AM by SymeGuy69

5/1/2006 9:26:15 AM