3 months until I get to wake up and go swimming every day, play piano in the afternoon, and build all of the things!

[Edited on March 28, 2013 at 1:44 AM. Reason : and deal less with this mess of a person who is supposed to be my friend]

[Edited on March 28, 2013 at 1:45 AM. Reason : hopefully our friendship will improve at that point too]

3/28/2013 1:43:19 AM

poop

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3/28/2013 10:07:06 AM

this is the cutest thing ever

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3/28/2013 10:39:06 AM

That's like a metaphor for my life. Totally.

3/28/2013 10:44:09 AM

This is a metaphor for me recording my solo album

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3/28/2013 10:51:03 AM

3/28/2013 1:46:44 PM

I just want to go home and nap

3/28/2013 2:02:41 PM

Man I love how the other kid still beats him to the ball haha

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3/28/2013 2:25:26 PM

At this juncture in time I think I might be too lazy this weekend to do anything else other than chill on my couch, drink some whiskey, and cook myself some awesome food.

So sorry friends with plans and birthdays.

3/28/2013 2:44:58 PM

THAT DAMN EASTER EGG AD GOT ME AGAIN

3/28/2013 3:10:54 PM

3/28/2013 4:30:39 PM

Formicophilia: the fetish of having small insects crawl on your genitals.

3/28/2013 5:53:07 PM

Lonerider. Three beers deep. Tipsy. With my love. Good times.

3/28/2013 6:47:37 PM

Food Network is very incestuous. Get one one show and you'll be on them all.

3/28/2013 7:51:34 PM

man I totally lucked out in this field assignment. Getting paid to live in downtown gboro with per diem on top of salary, 3 hours from our house, has not been a bad gig at all so far.

(Greensboro itself isn't amazing or anything i know, but considering some of my other friends are on field assignments in man camps in saudi or afghanistan )

[Edited on March 28, 2013 at 8:43 PM. Reason : ]

3/28/2013 8:42:02 PM

Everything from the neck down hurts

3/28/2013 8:52:16 PM

3/28/2013 9:31:27 PM

HA! Give me a fucking break

3/28/2013 10:48:05 PM

would I be considered a narc if I called the cops on my neighbors because I'm somewhat sure they're running a drug den?

3/28/2013 11:07:17 PM

These are the SSL/TLS cipher suites preferred by your browser: https://cc.dcsec.uni-hannover.de/

3/28/2013 11:12:22 PM

^^ fuck it, i've done it

Also, I'm really getting sick of eating 1200 calories a day, working out, and still not losing a single ounce of fat. This is just bullshit..not to mention it's exhausting.

[Edited on March 28, 2013 at 11:35 PM. Reason : ]

3/28/2013 11:32:16 PM

I FEEL LIKE NOT HAVING MY BF COME OVER FOR FUCKING IS A LEGIT REASON TO HAVE A FIGHT EVEN THOUGH I KNOW I AM SO DRUNK I AM ABOUT TO PASS OUT BEFORE HE COULD DRIVE OVER HERE

/fuckyouinternet

also i'm really pissed off someone already has the username dropdeadkate on instagram. that fucking cunt i will slice her clit off with a rusty razor blade

[Edited on March 29, 2013 at 12:59 AM. Reason : .]

3/29/2013 12:57:22 AM

Im going to reply to your post directly after you to incite your curiosity

3/29/2013 1:13:58 AM

why the fuck did i start this mess

3/29/2013 1:16:59 AM

You said he was gay

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3/29/2013 1:55:10 AM

now that I have over a fifth of whiskey and four years in me I can say this: Krallum, your signature is motherfucking irritating as motherfucking fuck.
i'll give you three steam games of your choice to stop fucking saying it and I am not fucking kidding.
the instant you say that shit again I file with steam and they will side with me.


YOUR CHOICE

[Edited on March 29, 2013 at 2:02 AM. Reason : feet]

3/29/2013 2:02:00 AM

html5 email is the shit

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3/29/2013 10:36:07 AM

4G rules!!

and halfway through day 5 of shit week... so looking forward to this weekend

3/29/2013 10:36:19 AM

^^^Speak your mind when ur sober m8.

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3/29/2013 12:32:56 PM

I need a new motherfucking job. One thing I hate about being a contractor is that here I sit in the office with the other contractor while all of the regular employees have the day off. We are literally the only folks here. I could be out day drinking with my girlfriend.

Holidays suck. And you fuckers who don't respond to my submitted applications...A POX UPON ALL OF YOU!

3/29/2013 1:01:09 PM

To the clouds!

3/29/2013 1:04:20 PM

Wtf Facebook!? Way to discard all my interests. No, I will not add titanic as my favorite movie.

3/29/2013 2:09:08 PM

Youtube please disassociate my account with gmail. SSO is the worst thing ever

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3/29/2013 2:27:38 PM

it's only 2:25 on Friday and I have already mentally checked out of work

3/29/2013 3:25:11 PM

you and me both

3/29/2013 3:25:54 PM

Everyone here is checked out except for the one dude whose been on a call for 3 hours. Our boss left and no one is sure if he's coming back

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3/29/2013 3:26:30 PM

MeatStick just got stuck inside a frisbee

3/29/2013 3:27:09 PM

oh and i'm horny as dammit. must fuck soon!!

3/29/2013 3:35:24 PM

Quote :

"HORNY AS DAMMIT"

3/29/2013 3:36:52 PM

lol

3/29/2013 4:19:11 PM

Is this horny Friday or something?

3/29/2013 4:36:29 PM

that's more fun than casual Friday

3/29/2013 4:38:20 PM

I wish I could check out but I have a sim at 8 PM that won't get out until 10 PM. I'm stuck studying on this beautiful Friday.

[Edited on March 29, 2013 at 4:49 PM. Reason : Also, horny]

[Edited on March 29, 2013 at 4:52 PM. Reason : Not as horny as I was earlier, though. ]

3/29/2013 4:49:16 PM

I think my laptop bit the dust

[Edited on March 29, 2013 at 5:41 PM. Reason : fbdhxcjnwuiskzmqa]

3/29/2013 5:38:25 PM

Really hope all my sister wants to do is watch TV on my couch bc that's all I have the energy for tonight

3/29/2013 5:54:18 PM

bah. do not want to work today.

3/29/2013 6:44:10 PM

my rainbow vacuum cleaner has also bit the dust...



These last 2 posts are going to cost me about $5,000

3/29/2013 9:51:06 PM

I just rewound this show like 6 times trying to tell what one guy was saying, and I still have no idea. That's annoying.

3/29/2013 10:18:37 PM

Such a long day.

3/29/2013 11:46:33 PM

Doesn't rainbow have lifetime guarantee repair?

3/29/2013 11:47:45 PM