about the epic egg hunt

I hope it gives everyone a billion eggs this year instead of like... 90 :3


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3/29/2013 11:48:04 PM

3/30/2013 1:59:00 AM

I wish I could post Chinese characters on TWW so that arrogant idiot jcgolden would get blocked: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_blacklisted_keywords_in_the_People's_Republic_of_China

Before you say "use numeric entity references," I tried doing that with Cyrillic and it didn't work: CrazyCode fails at Unicode; I guess it sticks to Windows-1252 or possibly ISO Latin-1.

3/30/2013 3:36:34 AM

My heart is broken

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/30/2013 4:51:14 AM

My heart is broken

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

3/30/2013 4:51:14 AM

1 billion eggs, coming right up

3/30/2013 5:21:48 AM

Can't sleep
I need a cuddle buddy. Or to stop having bad dreams. -whine-

But really. Easter egg hunt is coming up. Awww yeeee-

3/30/2013 5:25:09 AM

FAYETTEVILLE GIRL ON THE REAL WORLD


LOLOL

3/30/2013 10:17:27 AM

I use exclamation points too much

3/30/2013 11:08:44 AM

because you're so happy to be alive

3/30/2013 11:43:56 AM

Please, for the love of god, give me something interesting to read/do while I sit at work bored out of my mind

3/30/2013 11:55:22 AM

Jerk off.

3/30/2013 12:02:00 PM

eh, i'll just take a dump instead

3/30/2013 12:33:18 PM

time for some weinbergs...gotta get my jew on


...going to order some latkes, kugel, motzaball soup...possibly some other dank jewy shit

3/30/2013 4:07:51 PM

Why the fuck is the Rialto showing Spring Breakers?

3/30/2013 4:48:17 PM

they need money

3/30/2013 4:50:42 PM

Wish I could take a nap

3/30/2013 4:51:58 PM

^^^is it an indie? that might be why

3/30/2013 5:16:56 PM

I'm going to mow through my wife's pussy tonight

3/30/2013 5:48:13 PM

send out mass text

get zero replies


tonight is gonna be awfully boring

3/30/2013 7:07:46 PM

I saw that Brad Cooper/Jennifer Lawrence chick flick at the Rialto

3/30/2013 7:14:58 PM

^^I got no text message

3/30/2013 9:40:53 PM

Great. Bitch got a stomach bug. Fml.

3/30/2013 9:47:46 PM

^^^whatd you think of it?

3/30/2013 10:50:52 PM

^^^ neither did I

3/30/2013 10:57:16 PM

Neither did I. I want o hang put with lp again. Ventouse I knw she hates me

3/30/2013 11:07:31 PM

the original Maine Justice is efffing hilarious

3/30/2013 11:31:30 PM

Now I feel sick

3/31/2013 12:05:26 AM

Sorry

3/31/2013 12:37:10 AM

^^^^I don't hate you....

I just said it was you're fault I fell out of my chair on my birthday that one time...

Since it clearly had nothing to do with all the alcohol I consumed that night, it had to be your fault

3/31/2013 3:42:32 AM

yay- I finally slept in! (dammit, 7am is sleeping in )

3/31/2013 7:15:58 AM

Same here....well 6:30


I was going to the sunrise easter service at church if I got up in time...but its raining so I'm still in bed.


Bad casey is bad.

3/31/2013 7:21:57 AM

tsk tsk



I have no intentions of doing anything productive though either. I'm gonna attempt a home workout, which I see failing miserably

3/31/2013 7:53:54 AM

I would like to go ahead and clean this house so I can head back home after lunch....


but I can't...so it'll probably be 5 before I get home today

3/31/2013 7:58:22 AM

Yesterday I cleared our yard, quasi-aerated, mowed the grass short, spread out seed, spread out starter fertilizer and watered the lawn.

I'm hurting something fierce yesterday

3/31/2013 8:19:32 AM

weenie!

3/31/2013 8:23:57 AM

hopefully work isn't too busy today. i'm tired and don't feel like being productive...

3/31/2013 8:34:32 AM

dogs getting into chocolate hopefully won't start rolling in until tomorrow (or even more so, hopefully not at all)

3/31/2013 9:04:51 AM

3/31/2013 9:38:43 AM

i would really love it if a storm rolled through and knocked out our power til 10:30

3/31/2013 5:12:05 PM

damn that louisville nigga got sid vicious'd

3/31/2013 5:39:11 PM

diamond dallas paige'd

3/31/2013 5:43:24 PM

Yesterday we saw a woman who looked just like grumpy cat at Walmart. I don't know why I am posting that now, but I just thought about it.

3/31/2013 7:17:14 PM

time for my weekend

3/31/2013 10:09:10 PM

Tomorrow is my Sunday and I'm going to fix my driveway and get drunk

3/31/2013 10:34:57 PM

omg that break

3/31/2013 11:40:19 PM

I wrecked my truck tonight. Total loss

they're going to KILL me. Not looking forward to the call tomorrow morning....

4/1/2013 12:00:41 AM

I have now waited on two TWWers that were not great tippers

consider yourselves officially somewhat called out... because I don't know your usernames

4/1/2013 12:07:17 AM

^^Are you ok?! Way more important than the work truck.

4/1/2013 8:14:24 AM

Quote :

"I have now waited on two TWWers that were not great tippers consider yourselves officially somewhat called out... because I don't know your usernames"

were they on tww while they were at the table?

4/1/2013 8:19:00 AM