So check this...

Sunday night I was at the bar with my boyfriend. My boyfriend went to go to the bar to get a drink and I was standing there talking to a (guy) friend of ours. We were standing there talking about something I had posted on facebook and then the next thing I know I'm on the ground with somebody pulling my hair and punching my head. By the time I realized what happened the person was pulled off of me and kicked out of the bar.
It was that guy's girlfriend and apparently she thought I was trying to hit on him and instead of coming up and asking questions she decided to throw punches first.

I'm really just pissed that I still have a sore head and that I was too drunk and confused to fight her back.

But I didn't spill one drop of beer!

4/2/2013 5:32:29 PM

^ lmao

[Edited on April 2, 2013 at 5:33 PM. Reason : ]

4/2/2013 5:32:58 PM

Fight Dat hoe

4/2/2013 5:46:20 PM

I think I understand why those two other stripes were once there: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/Gay_flag_8.svg

[Edited on April 2, 2013 at 6:00 PM. Reason : There should also be a lime-green "opposite of purple" and a mid-blue "opposite of orange" IMO

4/2/2013 5:59:14 PM

She is someone that a lot of people know, but I wasn't friends with her on facebook. However, I did send her a nice little message on there basically telling her the only reason I'm not pressing charges is because I don't want to deal with the courts right now, but if she as much as sneezes the wrong way around me I'll head straight to the magistrate no questions asked.

It'd be different if I had provoked her, or flirting with her boyfriend. But I was there with my boyfriend, and I had maybe said all of two words to this girl my entire life, much less did anything malicious to her. She's a crazy bitch, and after she got kicked out I had several people at the bar tell me that she came up and sucker punched them before, and this was probably the last bar in carteret county that was was allowed in, but the owner told me she is banned from there too now.

4/2/2013 6:00:43 PM

[Edited on April 2, 2013 at 6:05 PM. Reason : Have bighit train you and then beat her ass. Tickets can be sold and profits will be made.]

4/2/2013 6:04:12 PM

Nothing like getting punched in the head at a bar to make you feel classy, eh? She sounds insane.

4/2/2013 6:04:53 PM

Lol...I know...I was really embarrassed right after it happened because I was afraid that people would think I was trashy like her, but everyone in the bar basically saw it happen, it was Sunday night and not crowded at all. They all saw that I was standing there minding my own business, I mean hell I knew half the people there.

I don't get in bar fights, it's stupid. I mean as a general personal rule for me, if I'm out at a bar and drinking and there is someone there that could raise some emotions that I shouldn't be presenting when I'm drunk I tend to leave the bar, or just stay away from them. I never want to be known as that girl that is surrounded by drama when she goes out to the bar.

Around here people know me as the girl that is just a goof ball when I'm drunk and I don't do anything to anyone.

4/2/2013 6:15:19 PM

i wish there was a gym near me....working out in my living room gets boring.

4/2/2013 6:20:43 PM

I'm hungry...

Chex mix isn't cutting it

4/2/2013 7:05:43 PM

I just made some chicken salad...it needs more mayo cause I boiled the chicken too long and it got dry, but I don't wanna put too much mayo in it!

4/2/2013 7:17:40 PM

haha wtf is a degree in 'corporate communication' going to get you...

future barista

4/2/2013 7:31:21 PM

Monkey balls

4/2/2013 10:17:33 PM

Use yogurt. I make chicken salad with like 90% Greek yogurt and a dab of mayo.

4/2/2013 10:20:22 PM

Dead Michael Jackson is still news?

4/2/2013 11:26:53 PM

^^ good idea...I'll do that next time! Thanks

4/2/2013 11:38:22 PM

does nobody go fishing these days? there's no reason why the fishing thread should be so stagnant

4/2/2013 11:41:29 PM

I went this weekend. I almost did today, but I think the water is still a little too cold to get much of anything from the surf.

4/2/2013 11:45:39 PM

dreams can come true

4/2/2013 11:53:05 PM

this isn't the fishing thread

4/2/2013 11:54:52 PM

i posted about it in the fishing thread!

4/2/2013 11:56:34 PM

I want my question about freshwater waders to get answered dammit

4/3/2013 12:00:02 AM

God damn, two state and one federal tax return form all e-filed. Both states worded shit differently which confused the hell out of me until I realized I had entered everything right. My brain is now liquid, and I have no liquids with which to console my brain! Damn it.

4/3/2013 12:21:54 AM

I'm on ROIDS!


just not the make you muscles big and dick small kind.

4/3/2013 8:26:07 AM

holy anxiety!!!

my body is so tensed up it hurts to walk around...yuck

4/3/2013 9:24:31 AM

Already thinking about where to treat myself for lunch since I'm going to finish so much paperwork today! Maybe a slice and spinach salad from Ruckus.

[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 9:30 AM. Reason : ]

4/3/2013 9:30:10 AM

or come to fuquay and eat lunch with me!

4/3/2013 9:34:34 AM

yay i have tomorrow off. GONNA SIT ON MY COUCH ALLLLLLL DAY. looking forward to it.

4/3/2013 9:37:06 AM

Quote :

"Zennia leads the pack – the collector’s edition first doll in the series embodies Mother Earth, the protector of our planet. As the giver and sustainer of life on earth, Zennia is passionate about combating the evil anti-environment villains that threaten to destroy the world. To help her, Zennia is joined by a team of five eco-warrior fashionistas:Evee, Protector of the Skies and Defender against Pollution; Kazumi, Guardian of the Polar Regions and Defender against Global Warming; Lina, Defender of the Rainforest and Defender against Deforestation; Sini, Overseer of Farmland and Defender of Mistreated and Abused Animals; and Yana, Protector of the Oceans and Defender of Marine Conservation. Together, the Zeenie Dollz bring education and a green outlook to the toy industry."

It's like Captain Planet for the new generation.

4/3/2013 9:38:26 AM

^^^ill text you!

4/3/2013 9:39:45 AM

I, too, am in Fuquay

4/3/2013 10:06:34 AM

these NC bill proposals make me want to drink before noon.

4/3/2013 10:58:29 AM

Me too!

But I won't. Too much work to be done.

[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 11:03 AM. Reason : ]

4/3/2013 11:02:42 AM

This spring break is wanting to make me drink before noon...but alas, the majority of my drinking friends are not school teachers and do not have spring break this week....and something about drinking alone before noon on a Wednesday just makes me feel like I might have a bit of alcoholism...

[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 11:05 AM. Reason : ]

4/3/2013 11:05:10 AM

has anyone had PDQ on Falls of Neuse Rd?

one just opened near me here. thinking about trying it.

4/3/2013 11:31:07 AM

I drove by it the other day, but havent had it or know anyone who has

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I got a filling put in my molar this morning, and now my jaw keeps popping. awesome

4/3/2013 11:36:01 AM

Fuck people who say you can't bitch if you don't vote.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/3/2013 11:37:40 AM

I hate when companies send out an email advertisement with a pic of a product, or use an image as the cover for a particular section, and give you no way to find said item. I liked a dress I saw in an email this morning but I can't find it.

4/3/2013 1:24:32 PM

or like a sweater on a mannequin but you can't find it in the racks


also, I very surprised I spelled mannequin right the first time I typed it


not very surprised that I spelled surprize wrong though

4/3/2013 1:26:27 PM

i have nothing in common with the seafaring fishers

theres nothing to discuss its just the 1% with boat access braggin

4/3/2013 1:38:06 PM

soooo ready for this weekend

4/3/2013 3:40:32 PM

I have got to get the fuck out of here - What a completely boring and unproductive day

4/3/2013 3:43:22 PM

and there goes my productivity

4/3/2013 5:07:51 PM

I have had the ducktales theme song in my head for like one week straight

4/3/2013 5:09:43 PM

and now so will everyone else

whooooo-oooh

4/3/2013 5:10:18 PM

oh godammit fuck you broads

4/3/2013 5:11:04 PM

omg is egg time?

4/3/2013 5:12:05 PM

it's a duck blur

4/3/2013 5:14:31 PM

I think the best part of it is how enthusiastic the guy is to be singing about animated ducks! It's so catchy and fun to sing along with that guy.


I wonder how much he made to sing that tune

[Edited on April 3, 2013 at 5:17 PM. Reason : not pony tails or cotton tails!]

4/3/2013 5:16:44 PM

Remember when tuning forks could wreck so much havoc? #ducktales

4/3/2013 6:11:14 PM