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5/25/2013 3:27:14 PM

^^ friend zone or backup plan zone.

5/25/2013 3:43:13 PM

Just killing time zone

5/25/2013 4:39:50 PM

more like 'about to get rage-killed by her loser bf if he goes after dat pussy' zone

5/25/2013 8:48:45 PM

More like "about to waste a lot of time and money on damaged chick with no self worth who will just go back to loser bf in a few months" zone

[Edited on May 25, 2013 at 8:52 PM. Reason : ]

5/25/2013 8:51:34 PM

I am going to figure out a confession and confess it soon.

5/25/2013 9:00:32 PM

^ please send

5/25/2013 9:01:46 PM

I'll take a confession

5/25/2013 9:06:00 PM

Ok. I've been fussed at for not posting this confession but it included a pic and I'm on my phone.

Quote :

" i ate dinner and masturbated at the same time last night."

and the everything went better as expected photo included

5/25/2013 9:30:28 PM

that is just not sanitary

5/25/2013 9:40:37 PM

did you ask her if she would recommend the salmon

5/25/2013 9:42:41 PM

Quote :

"Even though my outward confidence is through the roof deep down I have little self worth becaUse I'm overweight. And it shocks me when people genuinely like me and consider me a close friend, many skinny attractive looking people. It's so messed up but I don't know how to convince myself of my own value. Oh well!"

5/25/2013 9:48:53 PM

Quote :

"my bang buddy has slowly been trying to convert what we have to a relationship. I shouldve never said i would walk her dog while she was at work. rookie mistake. As a side note, she told me i am only 1 of 3 guys to have made her cum. She's been with 30+ guys. I don't believe her though. "

5/25/2013 10:32:24 PM

^why not give it a shot?

5/25/2013 11:07:58 PM

Quote :

"I am constantly being hit on by women who are taken. Not just harmless flirting either, in the past 2 weeks, one in a serious long term relationship and one who was married asked if I want to come over and fuck. It's honestly becoming annoying as fuck. "

The force is strong in this one.

5/26/2013 7:58:16 AM

Quote :

"Kiwi is the last person that I would want as a step mother. The thought frightens me. "

5/28/2013 7:56:05 AM

Send me your confessions!

5/28/2013 9:39:10 AM

You should be scared.

5/28/2013 1:33:05 PM

I would let kiwi spank me

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5/28/2013 1:56:15 PM

maybe with her titties

5/28/2013 2:04:48 PM

Quote :

"About nine months ago, I discovered that sticking one's finger up one's ass while masturbating can be pretty pleasurable. It's a different kind of pleasure from what I'm accustomed to feel in my dick, but it's still pretty fucking nice. On one occasion I actually reached a climax just by fingering my asshole (didn't even touch my dick)...I had my finger exactly on "the spot." It's very hard to find "the spot"...it's almost not even a definite locality, it just appears and then disappears as it wishes. Anyhow, I recommend this practice to all guys who've never tried it. I suspect that number of such guys is pretty large, because I'm a pretty depraved fella myself and I never even tried this until my late twenties. Also, guys, I (and you, I suppose) have a clitoris of sorts, on the front end of your asshole. It's a little protrusion of loose skin. I enjoy just diddling with that protrusion. (I'm totally straight, by the way.)"

5/28/2013 8:27:41 PM

male anal sex is cyclical. right now it's not very fashionable for males to engage in, but it's making a comeback.

5/28/2013 8:49:40 PM

on the wesT coaty it is but not arouind here

5/28/2013 11:44:29 PM

Quote :

"i really reall nmiss christine. she was my heart man"

♥ :hugs:

5/28/2013 11:54:22 PM

Quote :

"Also, guys, I (and you, I suppose) have a clitoris of sorts, on the front end of your asshole. It's a little protrusion of loose skin. I enjoy just diddling with that protrusion."

it's called a hemorrhoid

5/29/2013 8:41:40 AM

of course that one goes to Minka

5/29/2013 9:00:40 AM

someone here is diddling their hemorrhoids

fantastic

5/29/2013 9:06:42 AM

Uh, yeah. If the confessor isn't talking about the backside of the prostate *inside* their bum, sparky is probably right.

[Edited on May 29, 2013 at 9:09 AM. Reason : .]

5/29/2013 9:09:18 AM

just wait till this guy gets his b-hole licked. he'll jump out of the shadows and join the conversation in that thread.

5/29/2013 9:11:34 AM

I make one comment in a thread like two years ago and this is what I am constantly subjected to

5/29/2013 9:11:41 AM

FWIW, i think it's fantastic Minka

5/29/2013 9:12:25 AM

i dont know what you guys are talking about, and im not going to go searching, so ill just assume minka likes it in the butt?

5/29/2013 9:15:17 AM

she likes my tongue in her butt

5/29/2013 9:17:47 AM

Nah her gay bf loves butt licking but hates everything about vaginas

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5/29/2013 9:47:37 AM

lol diddling of hemorrhoids

that is just priceless

5/29/2013 11:14:38 AM

Im fucking Lolling, you people

5/29/2013 11:21:39 AM

ive never actually known what a hemorrhoid looked like

its loose skin? that doesnt seem like anything painful or debilitating

[Edited on May 29, 2013 at 11:24 AM. Reason : f]

5/29/2013 11:23:20 AM

Do you know what it feels like?

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5/29/2013 11:24:20 AM

They don't hurt unless they get inflamed.

5/29/2013 11:40:28 AM

They are bulging vessels like a varicose vein in your bottom.

Quote :

" I just wanted to tell someone that I got completely waxed down there for the first time. I am too embarrassed to freely talk about it. A very painful 10 minutes and talk about vulnerable! All the leg lifting and sprawling, squatting, holding my skin so the hair could be ripped out, holding a hot towel down there to get the wax off, and knowing I will go back in there with this woman knowing what my area looks like. Also, it was really weird to take a dump with no hair back there."

Love it! I hope that the results were very very enjoyable.

5/29/2013 2:06:00 PM

Quote :

"I've been thinking about this and I feel more inspired after reading your last confession so I too want to get a Brazilian. Are there any tips from the ladies that might help me? What can I do to prep myself beforehand, is there anything that can help with reducing pain during/after??"

I will also post this in the Ladies Thread for the poster.

5/29/2013 3:07:17 PM

Follow up confession from the original waxing post in response to the Ladies Thread.

Quote :

"It was like slappy1 got into my brain about the experience of being waxed around your vagina. gg and fabulous description. The worst is def the fupa. Def. I thought it was weird that my butthole hair didn't hurt at all and actually was very pleasant to be ripped out. I didn't go in with pain killers and I do wish I had something to numb at least the fupa area. The hot towel at the end hurt so bad but felt so good. "

[Edited on May 29, 2013 at 4:19 PM. Reason : Whoops.]

5/29/2013 4:15:40 PM

so she admits to having a fupa...

5/29/2013 4:35:40 PM

wtf? an asshole clitoris? what the fuck?

5/29/2013 4:36:27 PM

wanna find out?

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5/29/2013 4:38:36 PM

Quote :

"I thought it was weird that my butthole hair didn't hurt at all and actually was very pleasant to be ripped out."

5/29/2013 7:00:08 PM

Quote :

"I am vastly under-qualified for my new job and it scares me. "

Fake it till you make it.

I'm sure you'll be fine. They knew your qualifications when they hired you, I don't know how long you've been with the company but I'm sure it'll get better once you're adjusted to the new environment.



[Edited on May 29, 2013 at 11:16 PM. Reason : ]

5/29/2013 11:11:14 PM

Quote :

" i moved into a really ghetto area in february. the day i moved in i noticed a parking lot behind my house where a group of people stood outside and stared at me as i was moving furniture and boxes. i proceeded to leave that night for a week and a half in NC. my flight back home got delayed and when i got to my house around 1 am there were 4 cop cars parked outside with the lights on (next door). i walked over to the cop and asked him if this was a bad area, he said yes this is not a safe neighborhood. so my first two nights in my new house i laid awake in bed too terrified to go to sleep. i have gotten used to it a little bit, but i have heard gunshots 3 separate nights, been woken up twice by cops parking in front of my house with the lights on, found a mattress and sleeping bag 10 ft from my car where apparently some bum had set up camp, and have seen local gang graffiti on the fence next door to me, the building behind my house, and a house across the street.  the confession part of my story here is, while i feel totally unsafe here and am seriously scared sometimes that i won't make it through the end of my lease, i am also so depressed some nights that i wish some thug would come in and just shoot me in the head  "

[Edited on May 30, 2013 at 7:30 PM. Reason : help this poster out with some positive word s!]

5/30/2013 7:28:12 PM

Well that's some sad shit.

5/30/2013 7:53:18 PM

You should just start your own gang

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5/30/2013 8:42:04 PM