sex

4/26/2013 4:46:14 PM

not the best day...feel like i lost one of my best friends

side note - anyone who needs an eye exam, i got you covered

4/26/2013 7:38:29 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/26/love-is-all-you-need-movie-_n_3164591.html

4/26/2013 8:10:06 PM

it's amazing how much easier it is to clean up after a cookout when you're jot hammered

4/26/2013 10:21:21 PM

it's going to be a long day

4/27/2013 6:32:13 AM

and here in lies the major conundrum.....dress or pants


stupid weird weather

4/27/2013 8:13:27 AM

CVS *angry fist*

4/27/2013 9:19:26 AM

What happened?

4/27/2013 9:24:02 AM

I called to have my thyroid medicine refilled on Monday, and it's still not filled. Apparently they hadn't heard from my dr yet. They were all "we'll fax them a request and they'll get it Monday."

Um. No. I need an emergency fill of my rxx NOW. I'll give my dr an earful as well. I love him, but his staff sucks.

4/27/2013 9:32:23 AM

omg

4/27/2013 9:35:59 AM

Ugh, that stinks. I don't know why it's so hard to imagine that when people need their medicine, they need it quickly.

4/27/2013 9:36:22 AM

For the second year in a row, I absentmindedly let my Moe's birthday burrito expire. This is not like me. Not like me at all.

4/27/2013 9:42:33 AM

lol

4/27/2013 9:45:07 AM

^^what are some other good birthday signups? I mean to sign up for some every year, but never do it :/

4/27/2013 9:58:28 AM

Irregardless gives you a free bottle of wine. Cafe Carolina a free sandwich. Caribou gives you a free cup of coffee, but only on the day of your birthday. Those are the only ones I can remember seeing this year. I think Red Robin gives you a free burger.

4/27/2013 10:51:30 AM

I still haven't been able to find that brand of wine in stores that we had for your birthday a few years ago. I'm not usually a red wine fan but that was amazeballs

4/27/2013 11:00:31 AM

4/27/2013 11:07:48 AM

Saint Andre cheese brings new levels of deliciousness.

4/27/2013 8:39:36 PM

living vicariously through my facebook friends and their TBMF pics

4/27/2013 8:59:08 PM

Bout to watch the White House correspondence dinner.

4/27/2013 9:11:37 PM

thinking about honestly paying someone to go fold the clothes in my dryer.

4/27/2013 10:07:06 PM

https://www.airtasker.com/

4/27/2013 10:20:16 PM

Why do diner grits taste better than my grits? And I make really great grits.

4/27/2013 11:26:27 PM

You haven't had mine. Make you slap yo mama. Got DAYUM

4/27/2013 11:29:03 PM

I'm dying



and starving

4/28/2013 3:26:54 AM

White House Correspondents' Dinner

4/28/2013 3:31:09 AM

speaking of which:

https://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA/status/328346466567479296

4/28/2013 3:47:52 AM

there is absolutely no logical reason for me to be awake right now....


also...this sunburn is going to SUCK

4/28/2013 7:19:38 AM

If any of the people I'm sure won't come to our wedding actually do come, we're kinda screwed.

4/28/2013 12:22:34 PM

I dislike cleaning. I dislike being lonely. But I like my roommates, I like muffins, and I like booze. Weeeee!

Also, karaoke last night!

Also, this accurately represents my feelings towards a number of people that I have dealt with lately...


[Edited on April 28, 2013 at 12:30 PM. Reason : gifs]

4/28/2013 12:24:10 PM

The lead in for this one was about the President's recent history of having dinner and drinks with key Republicans to help build an understanding around moving legislation forwards:

4/28/2013 12:30:44 PM

I REALLY wish I could un-watch a YouTube video I just saw about some Mexican chick. OMG

V Sorry, not that (^) video posted.


[Edited on April 28, 2013 at 4:12 PM. Reason : .]

4/28/2013 3:52:58 PM

^ what did he say wrong? The Bachmann joke was a little flat, but other than that, I though it was pretty funny.

4/28/2013 4:10:00 PM

what to do tonight...

4/28/2013 5:06:39 PM

No point in putting effort to spend time with someone who doesn't wanna spend time with me...he got a couple $$ in his pocket and he doesn't need me at the moment...next week when he is broke again he will need me...fuck that.

The attitude I have it totally different now. I was hurt that he didn't want to spend time with me, but now I'm just rather indifferent...or if not totally indifferent, just angry. He will call me up when he is broke again...and I am not going to answer. I'm over it, I'm done. I'm not putting up with this. I deserve so much better treatment.

I am done

[Edited on April 28, 2013 at 5:40 PM. Reason : I'm passive aggressive on here so I'm not like that on facebook.]

4/28/2013 5:38:40 PM

you're a sugar mom?

4/28/2013 5:41:43 PM

Not really...It just got that he was going through a tough time with fishing and he needed a little help...I don't make much money at all...so I couldn't be considered that...and he is older than me

but it's really been a long time coming...and I've been getting fed up with it...He wants me around when he wants feel like he has a girlfriend...but then when he wants to feel single he wants me to disappear...and I'm not going to put up with it anymore. You don't date me for a year and a half and decide that you want just a part time girlfriend when you're horny or broke...it's time to shape up or ship out...
I just gotta make sure all my shit is off his boat before he ships out.

Last week he asked me to run off to PR with him...and then this week he is ignoring my calls. I can't fucking deal with this shit anymore. I don't play those games.

I just gotta stay stubborn now and ignore all his calls and texts and whatever else...it just sucks that I'm head over heels for him and he knows that and he thinks he can get anything out of me now. I gotta stand up for myself and be back to the happy Sarah that I know I am.


It fucking sucks being a female with estrogen and shit. And guys wonder why girls go crazy...because one day he says "I love you lets run off and get married" and then a week later he says "I don't want a relationship"
I mean wtf am I supposed to do?



ok, I'm done ranting...just needed to get that out somewhere.

[Edited on April 28, 2013 at 5:53 PM. Reason : ]

4/28/2013 5:46:41 PM

he sounds like a real winner

4/28/2013 6:02:15 PM

ZOMG. My brown rice chilli w/ salsa cornbread is really freakin' good.

4/28/2013 6:27:27 PM

I need wine and snacks and a red box

but I don't wanna leave my apartment

Someone bring me things

4/28/2013 6:29:31 PM

I really want a pb & oreo shake

4/28/2013 6:38:07 PM

well, now

Quote :

"I really want a pb & oreo shake"

thanks Meg

4/28/2013 6:43:34 PM

..a drink and some pizza is what i want

4/28/2013 6:59:39 PM

No make up game for UNC/NCSU. wtf

4/28/2013 7:04:44 PM

og ruck then back home for swords and dragons!!2314

4/28/2013 7:36:40 PM

daaannnng somebody write this monthly report for me

I'll pay in hugs and/or kisses

4/28/2013 7:39:08 PM

Have realized so much this week and weekend. Time to step up and be a better person for her.

4/28/2013 7:52:07 PM

^

[Edited on April 28, 2013 at 8:11 PM. Reason : can I still talk about people's shoes?]

4/28/2013 8:11:12 PM

Yup

And if they haven't cut their slits either. Ill jump on that bandwagon.

Thanks for helping me through the weekend.

4/28/2013 8:23:15 PM

i have been craving sweets all day too. there is nothing in this house though. no butter

4/28/2013 8:31:52 PM