it's also kind of true for any chicken you marinate overnight in milk. that's what all the fried chicken recipes that taste any good always say to do. i did it with boneless tenders before and it still worked

[Edited on April 30, 2013 at 10:32 PM. Reason : TOP OF PAGE. NO FUCKS GIVEN. ]

4/30/2013 10:31:38 PM

but you can't boil water

4/30/2013 10:38:14 PM

I just made a snowball on my back deck. Come on, spring, I'm ready for you to get here...

5/1/2013 12:01:05 AM

less than 3 days away and I could not be more stoked

5/1/2013 12:27:52 AM

Anyone looking for mother's day ideas?

http://www.theomegaorder.com/ANAL-CUNT-40-More-Reasons-To-Hate-Us-Tshirt?sc=16&category=-116

5/1/2013 7:59:03 AM

not really my mom's style. maybe if it came in pink.

5/1/2013 8:01:57 AM

^LOL I forgot about Anal Cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEZunJmyjw

5/1/2013 9:13:06 AM

Jesus christ, fuck this company

5/1/2013 9:14:58 AM

I am slowly losing it.

5/1/2013 10:39:59 AM

Ditto...although possibly more quickly than slowly.

5/1/2013 10:47:30 AM

I haven't been this hungover in years probably. I didn't even drink that much and I had mad water yesterday

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/1/2013 10:51:00 AM

My brother-in law just got shot at twice in a McDonald's parking lot in Henderson by a woman. She was blocking him in and he honked the horn at her to move. Not sure of any more details. Luckily he had already dropped off his little boy. Woman then sped off.

5/1/2013 10:58:09 AM

elise you have been losing it since you came to the site

5/1/2013 11:01:27 AM

Nah. I lost it a couple Years ago completely, regained most of it, and now I'm losing it again.

5/1/2013 11:03:57 AM

Lol

5/1/2013 11:06:37 AM

So I guess I'm the commercial voice of UConn football this year. After recording the spots this morning, I so wanted to shout, "GO PACK!"

/cool story, bro

5/1/2013 11:29:10 AM

Traitor!

5/1/2013 11:41:30 AM

Hey, I tried to get on to VO for State, but to no avail. Even contacted AD Yow directly... nothing. :-(

5/1/2013 11:48:41 AM

you still the man now dog

5/1/2013 11:53:42 AM

Try to find inner peace.

5/1/2013 11:54:40 AM

working on my ghost-editing here

5/1/2013 12:19:17 PM

Gonna go sleep in the car instead of lunch. So fucking tired

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5/1/2013 12:19:51 PM

Quote :

"you still the man now dog"

Hells yeah.

5/1/2013 12:26:14 PM

The traffic delays on Gorman St. (especially at night) due to road construction are terrible.

5/1/2013 12:39:22 PM

Half hour interview at noon. The person whose interview was scheduled for 11-11:30 (and went in at ~11:35) just got out. The 11:30 hasn't been called in yet. It's gonna be a loooooong morning.
In other news, while getting ready for the interview, I got a call from another company, so that's cool... I didn't call/email back as I didn't think I'd have this much time, that may happen now...

But seriously, I was ready for this interview an hour ago and hoped to be done and onto the second one by now. What's going on. >_<

Do I call the guy back now?
How do I stop panicking?

5/1/2013 12:42:07 PM

When you're all panicky, try to reflect on other times you felt that way and later realized the situation wasn't nearly as big of a deal as you made it out to be.

5/1/2013 12:43:47 PM

ugh i hate the way sneezes smell

apparently that means i have rotting waste in my sinuses

[Edited on May 1, 2013 at 2:11 PM. Reason : ]

5/1/2013 2:04:08 PM

Meg you disgust me.

5/1/2013 2:46:28 PM

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5/1/2013 2:49:41 PM

I guess I can cross "make butter" off my bucket list

5/1/2013 3:32:51 PM

now let's make scissor babies

5/1/2013 3:35:52 PM

I think I am going to cry, NCSU has the worst history of paperwork piles ever!!!!!


NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO SCREW WITH MY DEFENSE DATE WHICH WAS SET OVER A FRIGGIN MONTH AGO!!!!!!


*****STOMPS ON SHIT*******

[Edited on May 1, 2013 at 3:49 PM. Reason : and to top it off my sister took off work to travel from DC to see my defense... ]

5/1/2013 3:37:26 PM

just say where and when

5/1/2013 3:39:56 PM

yes, please say when and where, and make sure to leave the blinds open

5/1/2013 3:49:02 PM

carl we can pretend to make real babies if you'd like

5/1/2013 4:02:45 PM

dammit... there goes tonight's plans

5/1/2013 4:23:50 PM

i stayed late to do paperwork and clean, yet here i am on tww

5/1/2013 4:46:45 PM

Cripes. This dump I'm taking is about to wipe me out. Horrible farty nasty smells in this stall. I hope they permeate the building.

5/1/2013 5:29:27 PM

A good turnout at the May Day rally in Raleigh given the weather and it being exam season for the students.

5/1/2013 8:07:13 PM

I really miss The Chappelle Show

5/1/2013 8:39:21 PM

This raspberry filled donut has minimal amounts of raspberry and consists mostly of dry dough. It's like... a tiny corner is filled with raspberry, the rest is bleh. I feel so mislead

5/1/2013 10:43:24 PM

It's after 11:30!

5/1/2013 11:33:18 PM

TWW is back! TWW is back! I had to make difficult life decisions and use other methods to distract from studying without you guys. It was really sad.

Also, this guy I used to be friends with then he was annoying then we hooked up for a while then we stopped talking then he started trying to reach out to me again some several months later is still trying to talk to me, and he's becoming increasingly not funny. I don't have it in my heart to defriend or block him, I know he's lonely and bored, and I can very strongly empathize with those things (and were he not a prick and I hadn't had bad experiences with him I'd be all over that, but lolno), but I just want him to leave me alone and not responding to most of the things he says/responding with "lol" isn't getting the message across.

Also we're out of rum

5/2/2013 1:21:19 AM

Love the commercial touting "fast and reliable Internet" while our Internet is out.

5/2/2013 8:17:44 AM

my best friend from high school posted this on facebook...

Quote :

"11 years ago today *** and I started dating...4 months later we were engaged and married a year after that!"

i wonder why she neglected to mention the 3 years they were hooking up while he had a girlfriend

5/2/2013 9:03:18 AM

scotieb24 - how's your brother-in-law?

5/2/2013 9:13:10 AM

^^ha

5/2/2013 9:29:47 AM

I don't remember Dayquil having this big of an effect on me in the past. I'm loopy as fuck at the office right now.

5/2/2013 9:37:53 AM

Can someone just make my life decisions for me?

5/2/2013 9:43:31 AM

I can.

5/2/2013 9:43:52 AM