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5/2/2013 9:45:33 AM

5/2/2013 9:59:20 AM

okay that made me giggle a little

5/2/2013 10:00:58 AM

Should I disc golf or rest so I can get better?

5/2/2013 10:13:55 AM

what's hurt?

5/2/2013 2:20:23 PM

dawwwwwww miss!

5/2/2013 2:34:48 PM

Listen to the soundtrack from "The Great Gatsby"

http://www.npr.org/player/v2/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=180098344&m=180123743

5/2/2013 2:34:57 PM

I am very excited about The Great Gatsby (May 10!!!), and that^ is awesome. Thanks for posting yo.

5/2/2013 2:47:29 PM

So excited
Furniture just got delivered and now I can go tv shopping

5/2/2013 2:52:47 PM

the soundtrack is so yum

and I can't wait either!

5/2/2013 2:53:30 PM

I don't think you're supposed to eat soundtracks.

5/2/2013 2:54:07 PM

^^^ yo, can divababy and I come over and make out on your new couch?

[Edited on May 2, 2013 at 2:56 PM. Reason : gg]

5/2/2013 2:54:50 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/27-things-you-had-to-deal-with-as-the-only-black-kid-in-your

lol #20

[Edited on May 2, 2013 at 3:13 PM. Reason : ]

5/2/2013 3:13:24 PM

i have shoes waiting for me at home!

5/2/2013 3:17:54 PM

^^That is seriously my life

5/2/2013 3:46:13 PM

^^^lol at the Olsen twins tipping the guy with fried chicken. I had to read the youtube comments to figure out what they were. I thought they were small brown bags

5/2/2013 4:11:56 PM

i look super skinny today...

which is awesome...


but i'm eating supper at outback....

which is also awesome...


but i won't look so skinny after that

5/2/2013 4:31:09 PM

STOP YELLING AT ME LESBIANS

5/2/2013 5:32:15 PM

hahahahahh

omg hahahah

LOLOLOLOL

YOU DID SAY LESBIAN RIGHT?

5/2/2013 5:33:43 PM

i totally didn't

but now i can't get it out of my head

5/2/2013 5:36:31 PM

Somebody wants to interview me for a job. Somewhere around here. For a good job. I'm putting my "interview me for a good job" vibes out there. Somebody will pick up on this when they hold my résumé.

5/2/2013 5:40:01 PM

^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is my new favorite autocorrect

^ Good luck!

5/2/2013 5:49:43 PM

I'm hungry but what I feel like having for dinner is blatantly healthy. I don't feel like eating any of the healthy food in the house and I don't feel like cooking. So now I'm at an impasse

5/2/2013 7:07:44 PM

trying to cut 2 day old baguette was a bad idea

5/2/2013 8:22:09 PM

What kind of man makes cappuccino?

5/3/2013 4:30:16 AM

why am i awake?

And why is the site running sooo slow for me

5/3/2013 4:43:41 AM

[Edited on May 3, 2013 at 4:45 AM. Reason : double post]

5/3/2013 4:44:04 AM

Have you tried falling asleep yet?

5/3/2013 4:56:20 AM

lol, yes, I was asleep for about 4 hours

5/3/2013 5:09:00 AM

come oooon friday, lets hurry up and get to friday night!

5/3/2013 10:14:20 AM

accidentally double booked for lunch meetings today. one at 11:30, one at 12:30

salad both times, to stay healthy....or say "F it" and get a burger both times?

5/3/2013 11:04:27 AM

BURGER!!!


I was all excited because it's Cinco de Mayo and I was going to talk my coworkers into going to the Mexican restaurant for lunch today and getting margaritas

but it's only the 3rd

5/3/2013 11:07:58 AM

i cant remember the last time i went out with friends for my bday so im all like 'what do i do, what do i do?!'

5/3/2013 11:13:20 AM

^^ But it's the Friday before. That's totally acceptable.

The "the backseat of my Subaru is where she grew up" commercial is kind of sad to me.

5/3/2013 11:43:20 AM

I was so happy for a moment.

Now I'm back to being uber sad. Fuck

5/3/2013 11:56:18 AM

I hate having my eyes dialated but YAY new glasses!

5/3/2013 1:25:43 PM

I just smacked myself in the face

5/3/2013 1:35:26 PM

I want pizza morphine and the sun to stay up forever

Im Krallum and I approved this message

5/3/2013 1:48:29 PM

I need to remember that teenagers give awful interviews.

Or, actually, I guess that's kind of irrelevant now.

5/3/2013 8:47:01 PM

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/05/02/republican-congressman-introduces-bill-to-require-political-approval-of-scientific-papers/

5/3/2013 9:05:29 PM

Who needs sleep?

Psh, not this girl.


But I do want some. Fucking brain.

5/4/2013 1:42:59 AM

So people, for next year. Expensive car or House?

5/4/2013 6:06:42 AM

^house

5/4/2013 7:14:21 AM

ugh... I need a nap.


plus side, just got a new pr for consecutive pull ups, while unbelievably hungover no less

5/4/2013 11:56:39 AM

chubby girls should not wear rain boots with shorts

5/4/2013 6:12:01 PM

Quote :

"chubby girls should not wear rain boots with shorts"

FTFY.

5/4/2013 6:53:37 PM

[Edited on May 4, 2013 at 6:59 PM. Reason : frown isn't about the chubby comment btw]

5/4/2013 6:59:42 PM

why so sad?

5/4/2013 7:02:10 PM

Haha, Diva, I've got nothing but love for ya!

Also, Monday I'm starting P90X again. This is going to be painful.

5/4/2013 7:02:27 PM

tough couple of weeks

I need to start something. Was doing that diet bet, and I was on a great track until all this shit happened. I gained back the 6lbs I lost in like 2 days

Hopefully I can get back on track here soon....once I stop frowning

[Edited on May 4, 2013 at 7:04 PM. Reason : e]

5/4/2013 7:02:48 PM