wawebste All American 19599 Posts user info edit post |
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I hear ya
[Edited on May 17, 2013 at 10:43 AM. Reason : ] 5/17/2013 10:43:17 AM |
glassssssss All American 29099 Posts user info edit post |
beautiful day in the neighb 5/17/2013 10:45:45 AM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
It is a beautiful day. I'm definitely going to shoot hoops after work, but I need to find a private place where nobody will witness my lack of coordination or hear my enthusiastic commentary. I'm anticipating some buzzer beaters. 5/17/2013 10:50:25 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43400 Posts user info edit post |
Nobody likes a liar. When the choice is to tell me something I don't want to hear, or straight up lying to my face (and not covering your tracks at all) your choice reveals what you really think of me. 5/17/2013 10:50:26 AM |
MinkaGrl01
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can anyone who has a fax machine nearby send me a fax? I'm trying to test my auto accept
plllllllllllllllllllllease?
PM me for my fax number thanks! 5/17/2013 10:57:53 AM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
What is the nicest way to tell off a person trying to get back with their ex, especially when the ex has explicitly said that they don't want to get back together/hook up again? 5/17/2013 11:09:11 AM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
suggest they rent
or just be honest. why not? 5/17/2013 11:22:50 AM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
Broken image And honesty didn't work, but I'm also bad at being blunt. I'm afraid if I try to be too blunt I think they'll just get mad and overreact and think I'm jealous or something. Irrational people are funnnn~ I really don't want to hurt them more though :/ I'm tempted to just give up and send a warning message to the friend 5/17/2013 11:25:52 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
fuck em, be blunt. if they ignore you for awhile, they ignore you. but eventually they'll come around and be glad they can trust you to give them solid advice 5/17/2013 11:32:39 AM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
Yay new glasses! 5/17/2013 11:35:33 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Tall people get paid more money. Although this might seem like it shouldn't make sense anywhere other than on a basketball court, it seems the taller you are, the more you can expect to pad your wallet.
A 2004 study by Timothy Judge at the University of Florida found that for every inch of height, a tall worker can expect to earn an extra $789 per year. That means two equally skilled coworkers would have a pay differential of nearly $5,000 per year, simply because of a 6-inch height differential, according to the study.
But a 2006 study by Princeton economists Anne Case and Christina Paxson indicates there could be a good reason for the pay gap -- tall people are smarter. Taller children score better on tests even before formal schooling begins, according to the study, and the tall adults go on to take higher-paying jobs that require greater intelligence." |
well damn...time to get some knee implants or stilts. 5/17/2013 11:36:12 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
5/17/2013 11:51:29 AM |
Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "earn an extra $789 per year" |
Money they can put toward a chiropractor since they got dem bad backs and knees
SHORT PEOPLE 4 LYFE5/17/2013 11:57:41 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
my back and knees are good now, no chiropractor visits 5/17/2013 11:58:53 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
5/17/2013 12:02:59 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
I might need to have my knee looked at... it was really bugging me at the gym today- did a light cardio warm up and still couldn't finish squats (no less go on to any of the other leg stuff). dammit. 5/17/2013 12:50:15 PM |
glassssssss All American 29099 Posts user info edit post |
thinking of laying out in the sun like a bitch 5/17/2013 1:12:42 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Do it. So jelly. 5/17/2013 1:15:55 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39177 Posts user info edit post |
in all of my years on this site, one of the things that is glaringly obvious is that the more conservative the user, the more I disagree with their views on politics/entertainment/sports/everything
it's uncanny 5/17/2013 1:42:00 PM |
DROD900 All American 24653 Posts user info edit post |
worked 40 hours through yesterday afternoon, working 12 hours today and another 7 hours tomorrow
I need a damn vacation 5/17/2013 1:43:26 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
I wonder if a could make up a game that would include the kids walking on my back.? 5/17/2013 2:05:25 PM |
glassssssss All American 29099 Posts user info edit post |
pretty sure you would just have to lay on the ground and say "walk on my back"
most kids would jump at the opportunity 5/17/2013 2:08:21 PM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
True. I guess I was hoping to make it educational. 5/17/2013 2:09:52 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
pervert 5/17/2013 2:10:17 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I just heard some horrible farty sounds emanating from the restroom across the hall. Trying not to laugh, and I have to pee really badly but I know the second I walk through that door I'll simultaneously die laughing and piss my pants before I can make it to the urinal. 5/17/2013 2:12:08 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
^"but the second I walk through the door"... meaning you can hear them across a hallway and through a stall door and a bathroom door? Holy shit 5/17/2013 4:40:37 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Oh yeah. Not the first time. Great acoustics. There was this one time a fella passed me on my way out. He was FLYING. No sooner did I walk in my office door, I heard a loud expulsion of gaseous, splattery substances. I was rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes. 5/17/2013 4:53:44 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
^ that is DISGUSTING. I mean, really funny, but I dunno if I would want to hear everyone's bowel movements on a daily basis And definitely not what I want to hear while I'm working.
Then again, there are probably lots of jokes that come out of that... My dad always used to say "Hope everything comes out alright!" when someone announced that they were going to the bathroom, then try to get my brother and sister to applaud when my mother came out. 5/17/2013 5:12:33 PM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
u're dad seems like a cool dude
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 5/17/2013 5:14:02 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
Well, even if he has the sense of humor of a ten year old, he's a practical joker, so I'll give him that
Quote : | "u're dad seems like a cool dude" |
But really? You used the correct grammar an punctuation but not spelling? ;_;5/17/2013 5:22:43 PM |
skyfallen All American 944 Posts user info edit post |
46 more days.......46 more days..... 5/17/2013 7:08:19 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
I have felt like absolute shit for the past 2 days. Probably have a fever, but my thermometer is dead so I dunno.
Quote : | "You used the correct grammar an punctuation but not spelling? ;_;" |
what
[Edited on May 17, 2013 at 8:12 PM. Reason : what]5/17/2013 8:10:41 PM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
I can't believe I missed the fucking avett bros concert last night.
And my puppy's farts startle her so much she stops playing for a second. 5/17/2013 9:05:32 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
I make terrible food decisions when I'm sick.
I just picked up a 2 piece extra crispy meal with mashed potatoes/gravy and mac/cheese from KFC.
I justify it because eating something so satisfying is the only way I'll eat anything substantial. 5/17/2013 9:07:19 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
That manager's special at Jason's Deli is a wolf in sheep's clothing. Talk about mad bang for the buck. Half of their Reuben is enough for a small family of Ethiopians. Hell, it'd probably kill them. 5/17/2013 9:45:50 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
Good news: I killed a mosquito Bad news: Now I have mosquito guts on my wall and hand Good news: I won't get any more mosquito bites from that mosquito Worse news: My wrist hurts from the sudden impact with the wall.
Ow 5/17/2013 10:11:55 PM |
acraw All American 9257 Posts user info edit post |
fuck. my cheeks feel on fire from alcohol. why do I get the azn gene 5/17/2013 10:20:31 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
Missing my dog Duke. After 9 years of great companionship he died yesterday of a heart attack. Rest in peace Duke! Jan 21, 2004 - May 16, 2013
5/17/2013 10:26:33 PM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
So sorry to hear that 5/17/2013 10:36:11 PM |
bronco All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
^^he was a beaut! Sorry to hear that sparky.
This is what I'm thinking about at this very moment:
There are some who have no voices Or none that will ever speak Because the things they know about this world And the things they feel about this world Because the thoughts that fill a brain that is a damaged brain Because the pain that fills a body that is a damaged body Exist in other worlds Countless other worlds Each of which stands alone in an infinite empty blackness For which no words are being conceived And where no voices are able to speak When a brain is filled only with damaged thoughts When a damaged body is filled only with pain And stands alone in a world surrounded by infinite empty blackness And exists in a world for which there is no special plan
GREEN JAY knows what I'm talkin bout 5/17/2013 10:39:12 PM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
Sorry to hear that, sparky. 5/17/2013 10:40:38 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Aww, so sorry sparky. 5/17/2013 10:42:34 PM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ I'm sorry hon. You're the third person today to talk about the passing of a pet...
Oh god. A friend of mine got her makeup done at the mall (it looked... okay? Not great on her, but a decent job at first?), and she just tried to redo it/go over it/darken it, and say it still looks good so she needs to post selfies... ...she looks like a tramp. I cringed and said "Oh god why" out loud when I first saw it in my newsfeed.
Oh no the friend that compliments everything complimented it. It looks so bad I feel so bad I want to tell her she looks like a whore with it smudged and so dark... this is why this girl usually doesn't wear heavy makeup.
Maybe it looked okay in better light? The eyes are pretty, just waaaaay too much liner, and while I know very little about makeup the lips are a terrible terrible color on her.
[Edited on May 18, 2013 at 12:15 AM. Reason : This stopped being terrible and started being hilarious when I remembered that she's kind of a bitch] 5/18/2013 12:10:00 AM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
LOL
You're mean. 5/18/2013 12:35:11 AM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
^^ pics or gtfo 5/18/2013 12:40:09 AM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
I felt really bad at first, but her lips were bright pink (on tanned skin) and eyes were emo plus light blue and it wasn't the most attractive thing I've seen, and I've felt really spiteful towards a lot of people today. My slight apologies, facebook friend who's not on TWW.
Good morning lovely people! 5/18/2013 9:17:28 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
I hate waking up exhausted 5/18/2013 9:49:58 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I do too but it's pretty much a given when I stay up until 4:30 reading. Was good though. I haven't done that in over a year. 5/18/2013 10:33:02 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
So hungry. 5/18/2013 1:55:46 PM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
Thanks guy!! 5/18/2013 3:11:18 PM |