also, i have a horrible t-shirt tan. guess i need to hit up the pool soon. or fake tan. whichever.

5/28/2013 8:47:06 AM

Are women attracted to cock bulge?

5/28/2013 9:07:46 AM

Depends on the setting. I like seeing the outline in a nice pair of swim trunks. I do not care to see it stuffed in to a pair of jeans.

5/28/2013 9:41:06 AM

I'd rather see it in jeans. Every guy can have a bulge in swim trunks, but not in jeans.

5/28/2013 9:42:39 AM

It just looks like it would be so uncomfortable.

5/28/2013 9:43:51 AM

when I see a bluge in jeans I just want to touch it and then press myself against it....

yeah, I'd say it turns me on

5/28/2013 9:46:56 AM

Mesh shorts are the worst/best for this.

5/28/2013 9:49:44 AM

yes! those gym short guys wear-- I can't help but giggle

5/28/2013 9:51:14 AM

I almost forgot: pics or gtfo @ glassssssss. You can make it real classy and do a whole bulge spread on your travels abroad.

5/28/2013 10:06:18 AM

All this talk of shorts, let's discuss the most awesome pair of shorts to grace television

5/28/2013 10:07:37 AM

Your jeans/shorts should allow for a bulge to appear, I don't want to see it constantly on everyone, so don't get obscenely tight skinny jeans as they seriously look uncomfortable.
So basically if it's there, it's a total tease, and yes, but I don't want to see it 24/7. Otherwise it'd be like camel toe.

Also, question on the swim trunks... they're such a loose material, do guys wear anything under them to attempt to hide it? I just feel like it'd be so painfully obvious and obnoxious at the beach or pool as you're surrounded by females, and unlike most jeans or shorts the mesh isn't that restrictive.
So, how do you deal with your public boners?

5/28/2013 10:11:55 AM

SVU is by far the best of the crime shows. There is one where they go into second life to track a guy, and the only way they can find him is by convincing the head programmer of the game to make the sun rise in the game. If that's not TV I don't know what is.

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5/28/2013 10:14:36 AM

I have spent too much Monday Tuesday morning time GISing men's jeans bulges

5/28/2013 10:24:21 AM

I can't decide between http://werunwild.com/events/event/firecracker-5k/ and http://beta.active.com/perdido-key-beach-fl/running/races/the-shark-adventure-run-2013-9350.

I have been wanting to do a race longer than a 5K. But it's an hour away and starts at 7 a.m., and we'd have to drag a 2 and 5 year old out there. Plus 2.5 miles of it is on the beach, which seems like it would suck.

5/28/2013 10:42:35 AM

Bulges are so hot. It's like cleavage for women. Makes me wanna holler at dat. The bf has a very nice jean bulge

5/28/2013 1:10:23 PM

the problem with reading about men's bulges is you find yourself leering at men's crotches in public later on. I couldn't help myself at lunch, mine eyes kept zooming in to check to see if there was a big enough bulge

5/28/2013 1:27:34 PM

wear sunglasses

Guys don't even hide the fact they're looking at boobs so why should we hide our glances??? Own that bulge hunt!

5/28/2013 1:31:37 PM

^^^^^LOL I ended up on some gay men's websites earlier this morning. There are a lot of bulge enthusiasts out there.

^LOL

5/28/2013 1:36:38 PM

i rock the camel nut

5/28/2013 1:39:59 PM

Quote :

"Thomas LifeLibertyAndPursuitOfDatAzz Jefferson #HistoricalFacebookNames"

hahahaha

5/28/2013 2:06:57 PM

^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But seriously why isn't there a bulge appreciation thread yet?

...bulge is a weird word.

5/28/2013 2:46:40 PM

oh I'm def a cock bulge looker

no qualms about it

5/28/2013 2:51:02 PM

Interesting
Thanks for the input, cock watchers

5/28/2013 3:41:37 PM

the youtube app on xbox 360 sucks so many dicks...

5/28/2013 3:44:46 PM

It's a. a turn on, and b. a super useful indicator.

No one answered the swimming question though. Do guys bother trying to prevent the beach boner? How does that work with nude beaches? Cuz you can't wear sunglasses on your dick.

5/28/2013 3:46:09 PM

Pretty sure that no one wears anything under swim trunks...

5/28/2013 3:48:58 PM

Guys in middle/high school always used to wear boxers under them. I was never a fan of that look.

5/28/2013 3:49:42 PM

don't most trunks (not board shorts) have them mesh pannies inside?

[Edited on May 28, 2013 at 3:52 PM. Reason : e]

5/28/2013 3:52:10 PM

^yes

5/28/2013 3:52:29 PM

I don't wear anything under my board shorts.

If I were to get a boner at the beach, I'd probably just go into the water to hide it.

5/28/2013 3:55:21 PM

Quote :

"don't most trunks (not board shorts) have them mesh pannies inside?"

Welp, didn't know that. Yeah, I've seen the boxers thing, but I know a lot of guys that don't. That had never occurred to me to question until now though.

5/28/2013 3:59:53 PM

Public boner I would redirect to the wasteband/belt area unless I want the world to see

..in which case I start boom slangin

5/28/2013 4:00:16 PM

lol @ this current subject about men's junk

5/28/2013 4:02:41 PM

^^that's kinda difficult to hide at the beach if you aren't wearing a shirt

[Edited on May 28, 2013 at 4:03 PM. Reason : acraw]

5/28/2013 4:02:48 PM

Quote :

"I'd probably just go into the water to hide it."

I can give you somewhere to hide it

5/28/2013 4:04:21 PM

black men should just stick to swim trunks

5/28/2013 4:06:04 PM

this page got good, fast

5/28/2013 4:06:05 PM

^^^

5/28/2013 4:06:34 PM

Quote :

"they seriously look uncomfortable"

but they aren't

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5/28/2013 4:06:51 PM

cock monsters...the lot of yeh

5/28/2013 4:09:06 PM

omg

5/28/2013 4:12:34 PM

LOL @ Bob Benson's swimmin shorts

and under my swimming trunks i wear the compression shorts. I dont like my shit floppin around i dont feel it is appropriate

[Edited on May 28, 2013 at 4:16 PM. Reason : e]

5/28/2013 4:14:16 PM

I dont like shit floppin around ither

5/28/2013 4:26:46 PM

^I imagine that could suck.

^^Yeah... that makes sense. Still, compression shorts without trunks over them show a nice bulge

Quote :

"I can give you somewhere to hide it "

Thank you for saying that when I'm too shy to

^^^ Oh hello.

5/28/2013 4:36:20 PM

I don't ever look for the bulge but that picture just flipped my vagina out. Whoa!

5/28/2013 4:38:46 PM

Im horny too punchmonk, if that's what you mean

5/28/2013 4:40:44 PM

yeah, acraw.


Off subject:

5/28/2013 4:41:20 PM

Our atari and commodore 64 (which also used a tv as a monitor) had one of these



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5/28/2013 4:44:41 PM

and then you always had that one friend who's tv was channel 2 or like 98 for some reason but it didn't always work

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5/28/2013 4:50:15 PM

I thought about bttting Kiwi's hot men thread the other day. Apparently that would have been a good idea.

5/28/2013 4:55:58 PM