wow...today's "Random Joke" is excellent

6/3/2013 7:02:37 PM

It's the last Monday that I had to wake up at 5 am until August.
I found a summer job!
I found a new place to live!
Friday is the last day of school!

Today has been a pretty good day!

6/3/2013 7:48:52 PM

sad day. a friends best friend was blown up in afghanistan. lost both of his legs and has two collapsed lungs and severely burned. they don't think he is going to make it. it was heartbreaking to listen to my friend tell me the details, hearing grown men cry is never cool.

this guy has a two week old baby at home, i'm not very religious but i said a prayer, any of you who pray please do the same if you are so inclined....

i know this stuff happens everyday but for some reason this one hit close to home

6/3/2013 9:18:52 PM

http://www.wncn.com/story/22482820/nc-naacp-resumes-weekly-protests-of-legislature

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""RALEIGH, N.C. - Around 1,600 demonstrators gathered outside the North Carolina General Assembly Monday for a mass pray-in, sing-in and teach-in against what demonstrators call "the extreme agenda of the state leadership.""

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"Around 140 people were arrested, police said, adding to the more than 150 people arrested so far during previous Moral Monday demonstrations.""

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"Monday's demonstrations were scheduled to touch on the importance of support for public education and voting rights."

6/3/2013 9:53:24 PM

^^






I'm getting ready to attempt cutting my own hair

6/4/2013 12:01:04 AM

hahah, that should turn out awesome...

in Raleigh yo

6/4/2013 12:08:37 AM

how long?

6/4/2013 12:11:17 AM

Friday afternoon

6/4/2013 12:12:09 AM

word i'll hit you up tomorrow

6/4/2013 12:14:48 AM

this was not a good idea

6/4/2013 1:06:58 AM

let hell week begin!

6/4/2013 7:14:32 AM

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"this was not a good idea"

sorry but i had to lol

6/4/2013 7:46:43 AM

oh god i did not get nearly enough sleep

6/4/2013 8:11:22 AM

there is literally no way I could be any worse at dating even if i tried

i'm just going to sit here. and pretend i don't exist.

grumpy cat. etc.

6/4/2013 9:25:18 AM

6/4/2013 9:26:52 AM

whatever happened to wolfpackgrrr?

6/4/2013 9:55:31 AM

Why can't I say no to people? I always take in more work than I can achieve, then I feel like a failure.

6/4/2013 9:58:51 AM

^^She had a baby and finally gave up because bubblebobble killed the website

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6/4/2013 10:01:34 AM

Oh shit found something I've been trying to find for like 2 months

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6/4/2013 12:47:06 PM

Whatever happened to Beethoven?

6/4/2013 12:47:41 PM

whatever happened to predictability?

6/4/2013 12:50:37 PM

whatever happened to robot jones?

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6/4/2013 12:53:13 PM

Krallum is this you?

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/unlocking-the-truth-is-the-most-brutal-sixth-grade-metal-band-ever-ever-ever-ever

6/4/2013 12:58:18 PM

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"Whatever happened to Beethoven?"

oh i'm sure she pokes around every once in awhile! So maybe if she does a name search she'll see this... so Hi Beethoven!!!

6/4/2013 1:01:04 PM

Am I the only one who kinda gets whacked out in the summer? Any of y'all find yourself crazy from the heat?

6/4/2013 1:13:10 PM

lol..every few seconds i hear a car horn honk bc this goose keeps walking back and forth down leesville....silly goose

6/4/2013 1:24:31 PM

I hope Beethoven is still around. She bought my chair and vanished. I hope her cats still like it

6/4/2013 2:22:54 PM

she'll come back when the next big trial starts

6/4/2013 2:24:16 PM

holy hell how many tabs my husband has open in chrome on our home computer

6/4/2013 2:26:50 PM

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"she'll come back when the next big trial starts"

Or the egg hunt. And she sold me my puppy, not sure if I should like her or hate her for that.

6/4/2013 2:28:09 PM

how is it going with the puppy?

6/4/2013 2:30:10 PM

Still a wide open pain.

6/4/2013 2:31:49 PM

time to get off my keister and be productive before picking up the kid

6/4/2013 2:58:02 PM

^^ she sold you a puppy? i didn't know people sold puppies

6/4/2013 3:15:57 PM

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"i didn't know people sold puppies"

Pay attention everyone this is actually good trolling

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6/4/2013 3:21:34 PM

Nothing like going to sleep on the eve of your birthday feeling like you haven't done anything with your life

6/4/2013 9:12:15 PM

You have done plenty. You just haven't done me.... Bitch

6/4/2013 9:17:12 PM

Well come at me bro!

6/4/2013 9:21:19 PM

4am inspiration to play piano awww yeahhh
All I learned is that my hands are still obnoxiously small and I'mst bad at sight reading.

Also this guy oh my god kind of in love with his voice(s) http://www.wimp.com/mistymountains/
He did Josh Groban's Brave too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V-YInpmMG0 and he can sing just as well if not better range/effect-wise.
My ears are so happy. And my eyes.

I need to be writing this paper it's due tomorrow what the hell is wrong with me

A friend of mine who I've known for rather a while now and I were talking online, and something we were talking about got him to start venting about his life and history and personality and it's honestly the most I've ever heard him talk about himself. He's a confusing mix of shy and introverted and extroverted and a sweetheart. But he talked about things going on in his head and at home and such... I feel oddly less intimidated now.
That was probably the most he'll vent in the next few months or years though ><

6/5/2013 4:21:58 AM

i tried to compliment you the other day by saying I thought you possibly looked like a really super hot chick i found pics of on the internet

then krallum shit all over the thread and it turns out that the hot chick

was ME

[Edited on June 5, 2013 at 4:36 AM. Reason : angry feet]

6/5/2013 4:35:32 AM

^So... does that count as narcissism?
And that, sir, is an M. Knight Shamalayan worthy plot twist

6/5/2013 5:05:51 AM

First time I've ever had to work on my birthday! That means I really am getting old.

6/5/2013 5:57:32 AM

actually all it means is that you are over 16. not really old

[Edited on June 5, 2013 at 10:17 AM. Reason : feet]

6/5/2013 10:17:03 AM

i have lived in NC for a while and never saw a chipmunk in the area...didnt even know they lived around here. a couple years ago i move like 1 mile from my old house and I see them constantly now! its fucking great..instead of squirrels allover the place I have chipmunks and rabbits..its like a disney movie!

6/5/2013 10:19:47 AM

I need to start using more vacation hours. I have wayyy too much saved up over the years.

6/5/2013 10:21:15 AM

My grandma has a chipmunk get in her bed once. She drowned it in the sink.

6/5/2013 10:21:46 AM

WTF. My belt just broke. now i'm at work walking around like that dork that tucks his shirt in with no belt. how does that even happen. and no, it didn't snap from being too tight. it was a reversible belt and the hinge the buckle spins on snapped. FML

6/5/2013 10:37:10 AM

Welp. I forgot my phone at home. I feel so naked without it, but that might be because I also forgot to wear pants.

6/5/2013 10:40:00 AM

I'm attracted to Alex Wagner.

6/5/2013 10:43:27 AM

I'm attracted to Alex Mack's sister

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6/5/2013 10:48:14 AM