must motivate to mow lawn....

6/5/2013 1:34:33 PM

oh shit..that reminds me...
i gotta go mow the lawn at the other house..omg

[Edited on June 5, 2013 at 2:06 PM. Reason : and just like that..im done!]

6/5/2013 1:40:21 PM

i hate mowing the lawn. i hope i can work out some arrangement where i never have to do it. when i was younger my mom made me mow the grass once and i broke the lawn mower ON ACCIDENT. never had to mow again!

[Edited on June 5, 2013 at 2:28 PM. Reason : a riding mower might be fun though]

6/5/2013 2:28:18 PM

I think my trip to Raleigh needs a tequila night. Or day, whatever.

6/5/2013 2:58:25 PM

Is this trip going to happen tomorrow?

anyway, I will be in Raleigh tomorrow night...

6/5/2013 3:17:22 PM

woot!

Emmitt Smith just confirmed for the golf classic

6/5/2013 3:19:08 PM

My beach week in July will require lots of tequila. I'm most excited about injecting a water melon with tequila and dipping the slices in salt.

6/5/2013 3:36:28 PM

^^^^tequila is a good way for me to get into worse trouble than mustard

6/5/2013 3:58:09 PM

Meg is not invited to tequila day.

6/5/2013 4:11:28 PM

my question was not answered

6/5/2013 4:12:12 PM

Oh, I was thinking you were musing on your own trip, predicting flight delays or something.

No, it is not

6/5/2013 4:13:33 PM

had high hopes for a split second

6/5/2013 4:20:11 PM

It's my birthday.

6/5/2013 4:42:06 PM

No crying on the bus!

6/5/2013 4:42:35 PM

Those are the basic emotions I go through when I'm not invited to something.

6/5/2013 7:37:33 PM

I think I got the blues or something. I been just sitting around the house a lot, dont feel like doing shit, just feel kinda sad and shit. dont even wanna play vidya games or drink. wtf is wrong with me? I dont even feel like chasing pussy but i bet if a couple of chicks came by i could prolly get it up enough to lay it to both of them a couple of times maybe

6/5/2013 9:29:23 PM

^^^^Happy birthday!

6/5/2013 9:31:45 PM

I have a fat cock but it's a little short

is there something I can wear on my dong to make it seem longer to a fuckmate

6/5/2013 9:38:54 PM

Yes.

6/5/2013 9:40:49 PM

link please? I want to purchase something immediately

6/5/2013 9:41:42 PM

I would like to discuss jelqing with you, in a semi-heterosexual way

6/5/2013 9:44:23 PM

http://www.sextoy.com/m/Product/CNVELD-PD1901-00

penis sleeve

6/5/2013 9:44:52 PM

that sleeve is going to come off in her hoohah

[Edited on June 5, 2013 at 9:49 PM. Reason : I think it needs a ballstrap]

6/5/2013 9:49:33 PM

Every time I go swimming, I sneeze uncontrollably for the rest of the day.

6/5/2013 9:58:43 PM

i have an addiction to my cellphone...


and now its broken, dead and gone....


and i have no replacement...


*commence singing "all by myself" alone in the corner, crying*

husband? yes i have one...but hes not a cell phone!

6/5/2013 10:34:07 PM

Who is Umar Waheed Rana on here? Looking at you h8r, minkagrl, and davidbaby.

6/6/2013 6:49:59 AM

I forget, but he's one of my favorite people I'm friends with. when he went to Saudi Arabia and Pakistan a few months ago, I was excited to see every update and his pictures were gorgeous.

There was a thread years ago where folks put links to their profiles with the idea of "friending" each other, I think I pick him up there. idk

6/6/2013 6:56:22 AM

He outed a guy on Facebook that I went to high school with. It was pretty funny.

6/6/2013 7:55:59 AM

that is awesome

6/6/2013 8:25:52 AM

oh that's really nice.

i wish i had a yard to do that kind of stuff.

or the money to do that kind of stuff

6/6/2013 8:27:59 AM

cass posting about spin in the ladies thread just reminded i'm still pissed at this gym slitch for stealing my bike last night

6/6/2013 8:31:15 AM

slitch?

6/6/2013 8:32:31 AM

Some sort of slutty bitch thief?

I'm going to need pics.

6/6/2013 8:58:23 AM

^you're right!

6/6/2013 9:03:47 AM

oh snap...I need to go and check Umar's facebook later today

6/6/2013 9:36:08 AM

I have 11 friends in common and half are Peace girls so I don't know if I know him from tww or not



btw bmel was your friend's last name Hester or something?

6/6/2013 9:59:05 AM

Today the president is visiting the middle school that I attended, I think that is cool.

6/6/2013 10:41:19 AM

http://www.today.com/health/after-10-mile-run-woman-gives-birth-surprise-baby-6C10224162

6/6/2013 10:42:40 AM

^^no shit? I went to Brawley middle. We didn't get any of that new fangled technology all you city kids got.

[Edited on June 6, 2013 at 10:47 AM. Reason : N]

6/6/2013 10:44:13 AM

lol, ^I didn't get that shit either.... that was waaaay after I went there. But my mom teaches there and gets her own laptop


Mooresville ain't exactly city life though, unless you count 3 Nascar museums and a Wal-Mart as city living.

6/6/2013 11:30:45 AM

Quote :

"btw bmel was your friend's last name Hester or something?"

Lol yeah, Aaron Hester.

6/6/2013 12:42:38 PM

I thought that was weird... that outed him? damn hopefully his family and friends are cool

6/6/2013 1:03:02 PM

i need to find my headphones so that i don't have to listen to people anymore

6/6/2013 2:59:43 PM

also

people need to stop dying.

6/6/2013 4:23:08 PM

holy shit. it took us 2 weeks almost to pack up the lab and only one day to unpack it all.

I'm not sure how that even works, but I'm glad it's over

6/6/2013 4:50:23 PM

^that's how things should work

take the time to pack right, and unpacking is easy

6/6/2013 4:59:06 PM

what do i want for dinner?

6/6/2013 6:37:40 PM

would a duck or a squirrel win in a fight?

6/6/2013 6:40:59 PM

in a fight with what?

6/6/2013 6:42:43 PM

squirrels have tiny nimble hands, making them a more versatile fighter.




[Edited on June 6, 2013 at 6:46 PM. Reason : ....it begins]

6/6/2013 6:43:52 PM