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"I would have thought at yall's ages this would be normal by now"

I've only had two appointments of this nature. I'm a youngin, remember?

Honestly, the whole being naked in a paper gown thing bothers me more than the actual exam itself.

6/11/2013 12:46:14 PM

in the grand scheme of things, it's a really dumb thing to be worried/nervous about

6/11/2013 12:48:09 PM

Got to admit that the New England Port towns are breathtaking in the summer. Would be a great week-long getaway.


[Edited on June 11, 2013 at 12:48 PM. Reason : j]

6/11/2013 12:48:16 PM

We are driving from the north side of Atlanta to Fayetteville on Saturday, leaving early morning. Google maps says to take 1-20, but that route is 50 miles longer than taking 85. However projected drive time is 10 minutes less despite the added distance. Anyone have any guesses on which route is actually better? We're talking like 6-7 a.m. departure time.

6/11/2013 1:09:24 PM

I've done the faytteville to ATL trip a couple times, stay away from 85

And HELL MOTHER FUCKING YEA!!! GOT TO THE NEXT STAGE OF THE INTERVIEW PROCESS AND HAVE AN INTERVIEW NEXT WEEK WITH THE DEPARTMENT HEADS AT THE HOSPITAL!!!

WOOT!!

6/11/2013 1:33:25 PM

i thought by the age of 21 you'd have seen the gyno more than twice. am i the only one who sees a doctor regularly just to check in?

6/11/2013 2:03:32 PM

Back in my day you had to go yearly, now I think its every 2 years. I use to go regularly to get my BC prescription renewed. Got the mirena now, so probably won't go back for 5 years.


J/K, I'll go back when I have health insurance again.

6/11/2013 2:51:25 PM

I've gone every year since I was 17 including monthly exams while pregnant which include a vaginal exam every visit. Then there's weekly ones in the last 4 weeks. Usually i'm not bothered by it or the conversation during especially since i really like my doctor, but I haven't been since I had miscarriage this past fall. I was dreading having to talk about it.

/shitgotreal

6/11/2013 3:52:30 PM

6/11/2013 3:52:57 PM

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"i thought by the age of 21 you'd have seen the gyno more than twice. am i the only one who sees a doctor regularly just to check in?"

Er, three times, I guess? First time when I was 18, then 19, then 20.

Yelling angrily at people that are miserable already is really not the best way to motivate them further.

6/11/2013 5:47:02 PM

I personally hate it when the doc buries his index finger three knuckles deep in my ass. Granted, it's only happened twice but I can see it happening a lot more now that I'm 42.

6/11/2013 7:38:42 PM

^^nevermind that there's no reason for a lot of people to go to the gyno twice or more before 21

6/11/2013 10:43:01 PM

it has occurred to me that I need to stop befriending mortals

6/12/2013 12:30:17 AM

Drank all night with our CTO and he is fucking awesome.

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

6/12/2013 12:45:43 AM

i enjoy hold music that is good

6/12/2013 8:56:22 AM

I just want to comment on my friend's happy news without my ex commenting before me, is that too much to ask!? ugh

6/12/2013 9:12:42 AM

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6/12/2013 9:16:30 AM

dammit minka you screwed up my post

[Edited on June 12, 2013 at 9:18 AM. Reason : ]

6/12/2013 9:17:55 AM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/cats-are-planning-to-kill-you

attn: Skwinkle

6/12/2013 9:18:51 AM

6/12/2013 9:24:53 AM

So I successfully moved from regular coffee to decaf and today is my first day of decaf green tea instead of decaf coffee.

6/12/2013 9:30:51 AM

why do i perpetually make decisions that i immediately regret?

6/12/2013 9:34:42 AM

6/12/2013 10:02:01 AM

^ is it sad that i immediately went to look for a like button so i could like that photo?

6/12/2013 10:05:18 AM

Fuck the Quebecois

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

6/12/2013 10:27:38 AM

David's Bridal has very strange hold music.

6/12/2013 11:26:16 AM

My cat caught a bird this morning and he was outside only a couple minutes. The bird was gone when I went back outside to check on it. Hope it's not dying a slow, painful death. :-/

6/12/2013 12:17:59 PM

What an awful awful craft on The Chew. Could totally be part of a Pinterest fail

6/12/2013 1:52:15 PM

I am mad at Meg for bringing up gooey, melty chocolate chip cookies.

6/12/2013 1:53:21 PM

So, I'm channel surfing & get to the ESPN block of stations. See that the SVP show is on, so I put it on that station

3 minutes of commercials, then 5 minutes of sportscenter "sports news" then 3 more minutes of commercials.....and then SVP isn't even on, they have some other sportscenter hack in his place

I want that 10 minutes of my life back

6/12/2013 2:32:56 PM

now i'm going to text you every day around 2 pm with a picture of what i'm craving. that's about the time the madness sets in

6/12/2013 2:33:47 PM

I shall return the favor with a picture of me eating said item to make you jealous.

6/12/2013 3:31:17 PM

i'm insulted that punchmonk didn't direct the post about the killer cats to me

6/12/2013 3:47:31 PM

i feel like this is my life

6/12/2013 4:17:26 PM

^^^
DO IT!

here's a starter:

6/12/2013 4:19:03 PM

6/12/2013 4:24:07 PM

be careful what you wish for, woman.

6/12/2013 4:24:55 PM

how is this even a legit title of a news article:

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"Eyeball Licking Causing Pinkeye In Japan "

6/12/2013 5:44:13 PM

What am I thinking about?! LunaK's butthole. That's what it thinking about

6/12/2013 5:49:41 PM

i'm really sad that's not a script

6/12/2013 6:08:41 PM

We gotta do lunch sometime

6/12/2013 6:09:31 PM

the last time EMCE thought about my butthole, I lost the ability to see the color blue for three days, and everything tasted like peanut butter for a week

[Edited on June 12, 2013 at 6:11 PM. Reason : his powers are mighty and strange ]

6/12/2013 6:10:47 PM

^^ yes! when your next friday off?

(i can't do this friday )

6/12/2013 6:17:12 PM

21st is the next off Friday.



And using peanut butter is a good way to make dogs eat stuff they wouldn't normally eat. Works on humans too











[Edited on June 12, 2013 at 6:20 PM. Reason : Uuuuyyytyyy]

6/12/2013 6:19:46 PM

^^^funny thats what happened to me last time i thought about his

6/12/2013 6:27:14 PM

Man, I can't stop thinking about how completely shitty today felt, when really it was mostly an ordinary day.

6/12/2013 7:21:15 PM

K emce pencil me in for the 21st. Ill put it on my calendar

6/12/2013 7:53:08 PM

I just found out that a very special lady left to meet the lord this morning. My grandmother passed away. She was a very special lady that will be missed by a lot of people.

She was born in 1912 and was the first person to live on her street in our home town and the oldest surviving member of our church.

Even though she was over 100 years old, her health just recently went downhill. She never really had any health problems until her late, late 90s. She couldn’t hear very well but she never lost her memories and her mind stayed intact.

She had never driven a car and didn’t get central heat & air put into her house until about 8 years ago ... just so "you children" would visit in the summer time. Growing up, she had no AC & would just open the window and stick a fan in it. She was comfortable and would always talk about how it wasn’t healthy on the body to be under the AC all the time. It was brutal on us but she never batted an eye. She was very resilient.

She made the best food and her homemade biscuits were insanely delicious. Matter of fact, it is estimated that she made over 850,000 biscuits in her lifetime. Forget bo time ... it was granny time breakfast, lunch and dinner. All of her vegetables came from her own garden. Her and granddaddy would grow corn, lettuce, cabbage, potatoes, beans, peas, tomatoes, cucumbers, okra and probably some other things that I am forgetting.

She would tell the best stories about growing up in simpler times with her 12 brothers and sisters. She loved to talk about how her father and grandfather were the best fiddle players in town and how they served as the town’s primary source of entertainment. She would glow when talking about the barn dances where she met my granddad, Merlin, and what it was like to court back in the 20s. Those were the cutest stories ever.

Just think for a second what it would be like to live to be over one hundred years old.

She lived through an exciting century. She was 6 years old when the First World War ended and 27 when the second one began. She could talk about the great depression, the invention of the TV, putting a man on the moon and what it was like to see her first horseless carriage … since they didn’t call them cars back then. I could go on and on and on …

There are not enough words that truly explain how incredible this lady was. She touched a lot of souls and she will live on in the hearts of many. Even though I am unbelievably sad, I am happy to know that my granny is finally able to see granddaddy again.

I love you and will miss you terribly.

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