Jack waking up from his nap yesterday. Made my Father's Day that much better.

6/17/2013 8:49:40 AM

lot of crotchfruit named Jack these days. gonna be like the Ashleys were when i was in school.

6/17/2013 8:53:18 AM

Really? I haven't heard of that many in our circles.

6/17/2013 8:56:06 AM

people giving spoilers to a movie I haven't seen yet while chatting next to my desk

happy monday

6/17/2013 9:14:11 AM

thryoid page i follow discussing links of maternal hypothyroidism to autism.

GREAT!

6/17/2013 9:15:33 AM

don't get overly anxious. seems every other week autism is being linked to this and that.

6/17/2013 9:18:48 AM

oh man, the company talking about opening up a satellite office in Wilmington for me to use has got me all pumped up

6/17/2013 10:10:46 AM

Summer colds suck.

6/17/2013 11:00:51 AM

scotieb24, I dunno if it's overly popular or not, but Jack is still a great name. Good choice.

6/17/2013 11:12:34 AM

I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove the name Jack! John is popular in my family with Jack as the nickname (dont know why lol)


also,
http://gothamist.com/2013/06/16/beloved_coming_to_america_restauran.php

[Edited on June 17, 2013 at 11:52 AM. Reason : ]

6/17/2013 11:52:12 AM

i just sent my first submission to stfu, parents.

since it's a classic poop overshare, i bet it won't get published. BUT i'm hoping since it has an example of fb's new hashtag feature that it just might.

6/17/2013 12:09:00 PM

treadmill running is awful

6/17/2013 12:44:47 PM

/reddit

6/17/2013 12:45:29 PM

6/17/2013 12:48:11 PM

ugh
future bullies

6/17/2013 1:06:07 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHH! THE SUNSCREEN! IT DID NOTHING! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1

6/17/2013 1:25:39 PM

attn: Skwinkle!








today's 2 o'clock cravings were brought to you in part by stress & menstrual cramps.

6/17/2013 1:55:48 PM

its all about reeses and A&W

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6/17/2013 1:57:31 PM

I want to go golfing, but my couch is to damn comfortable

6/17/2013 3:16:01 PM

^^^oh snap, that reminds me, I gotta go pick up my BC from the pharmacy!

6/17/2013 3:21:00 PM

Kelly Brook is the real fuckin' deal

6/17/2013 9:23:34 PM

blarg. I actually have to get moving on this whole new job thing. My current employer won't need me at all in the fall now. I thought I was going to at least have a few hours a day with them as a fall back.

6/17/2013 9:33:03 PM

Why does dispatch refer to cop cars as Abe lincoln?

6/17/2013 9:36:34 PM

Omg. I hurt.

6/17/2013 9:47:36 PM

^x a lot... i live in alaska these days. last night i was only here til 8ish.

[Edited on June 17, 2013 at 11:50 PM. Reason : turn the page]

6/17/2013 11:49:59 PM

I hate my car, this family visit just turned into an extended stay bc the nearest location of the part needed is in friggin' Tennessee.

oh let's not even talk about the 3 hours spent driving to Spartanburg, SC today to get the part only to find out it's the wrong friggin' size!!!!!! all this for an 'easy' fix that was supposed to only take one afternoon, sgrgrgrggrgrgrewhejkiwjerjeqijqweweioiqwef@#$%^&*UYGFGHJYTR#ERTYHGFD!!!!!!!!!



[Edited on June 18, 2013 at 1:22 AM. Reason : I love my family, but I am starting to go crazy]

6/18/2013 1:18:46 AM

We have way too many socks in this house. Might be time to cull the collection.

6/18/2013 7:18:34 AM

Good morning everyone! It's going to be an amazing day!!

6/18/2013 7:34:24 AM

I got a job offer Friday. And of course the email states that it is, of course, contingent upon a background check. Now I'm all wound up about that because my credit is kinda shitty. And I need this job.

6/18/2013 8:29:56 AM

is a credit check usual for a background check? or just certain companies? i guess i never really thought about that factor, though i'm not particularly surprised

6/18/2013 8:35:28 AM

not a clue! but hopefully today shapes up better than yesterday!

6/18/2013 8:40:13 AM

They do credit checks for bank type jobs. Places where you would be handling large sums of money.

6/18/2013 9:05:30 AM

They did a credit check on me too when I was working customer service (and potentially have access to credit card numbers)

6/18/2013 9:17:41 AM

This is for a project engineer job. I guess we will see how it goes.

6/18/2013 9:23:18 AM

6/18/2013 9:42:57 AM

^Wolf of Wall Street?
Saw the trailer yesterday; looks good.

6/18/2013 9:44:57 AM

no clue

saw it on buzzfeed

6/18/2013 9:54:10 AM

My coworker said she'd get me a salad from Subway for lunch. I bet she'll forget.

6/18/2013 11:42:36 AM

nom nom cake

6/18/2013 11:55:05 AM

looks like I'm not getting lunch for awhile

6/18/2013 12:46:11 PM

i just ate a whole pizza

6/18/2013 1:36:54 PM

^ i'm jealous

6/18/2013 1:37:26 PM

well i ate a bunch of tater tots for lunch. and they weren't even good.

6/18/2013 1:47:16 PM

Mmmm a day off. Wish i had some eggs. Plenty of bacon, but no eggs....

6/18/2013 1:50:58 PM

i moved a turtle out of the road on sunday ... he had already been hit but he was a big guy and it didnt appear to be much damage to his shell

i wonder if moved him to the correct side ... he was in the middle of the lane facing down the road tucked up in his shell.

hope he didnt wander back in the road.

6/18/2013 2:12:46 PM

i saw a perfectly good hammer in the road the other day. I didn't stop to pick it up though because i didn't want to get hit trying to score a free hammer.

6/18/2013 2:19:04 PM

i stopped to move a turtle once and i almost got killed, so i don't do that anymore. i also killed a beaver once.

also


[Edited on June 18, 2013 at 2:31 PM. Reason : really i do]

6/18/2013 2:26:27 PM

Quote :

" i also killed a beaver once."

HOT

6/18/2013 2:42:07 PM

George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously he goes to hell,
where the Devil is waiting for him.

'I'm not sure what to do,' says the Devil.
'You're on my list, but I have no room for you.
As you definitely have to stay here,

I'm going to have to let someone else go.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their
Place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.'

George thought that sounded pretty good,
so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room.
In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water.
He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in hell.

'No!' said George.
'I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and don't think
I could stay in hot water all day.'
The Devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and
a room full of rocks.

All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
No! I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do
was break rocks all day.' commented George.

The Devil opened the third door. In it,
George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor
with his arms staked over his head, and his
legs staked in a spread-eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky,
doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while,
and finally said 'Yeah, I can handle this.'

The Devil smiled and said,
'OK, Monica, you're free to go!'






Thanks for the joke hypnaone



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6/18/2013 3:07:12 PM

I just got my coworker her first chick-fil-a sandwich!

6/18/2013 3:54:36 PM