vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
the redhead at the bar tonight had the best body i've ever seen 7/9/2013 2:03:06 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Insomnia is fun. 7/9/2013 2:13:18 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
I'm kind of annoyed for her that so much penis paraphernalia will be brought to the bachelorette party knowing she had a hard time simply going to buy penis straws for mine.
But whatever. 7/9/2013 9:42:50 AM |
MinkaGrl01
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dammit I forgot to redeem my starbucks birthday beverage again
[Edited on July 9, 2013 at 9:45 AM. Reason : 31, fuck you July for being the longest month ever ] 7/9/2013 9:44:48 AM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
only three hours of sleep. today is gonna SUCK BALLS. 7/9/2013 10:09:53 AM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
I figured out I can make it rain every day just by wearing sunglasses in the morning
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 7/9/2013 11:24:47 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
what's with the penis stuff at bachelorette parties anyway? it makes less than zero sense. 7/9/2013 12:40:16 PM |
Bullet All American 28422 Posts user info edit post |
how do you feel about strippers at a bachelor party? 7/9/2013 12:42:43 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
i feel fine about them
i feel fine about strippers at a bachelorette party, too
that's all animal instinct and tight bodies and shit before you're stuck with whatever misshapen normal human you're marrying
but penis-shaped straws? what the fuck does that have to do with anything? 7/9/2013 12:45:11 PM |
NCSUHippie If it feels good 1189 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "what's with the penis stuff at bachelorette parties anyway? it makes less than zero sense." |
Why does it not make sense?
Quote : | "but penis-shaped straws? what the fuck does that have to do with anything?" |
What about boob cakes? What does that have to do with anything? ]7/9/2013 12:45:45 PM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
Ugh. I'm so over bachelorette party planning. I am not having one.
[Edited on July 9, 2013 at 12:59 PM. Reason : ] 7/9/2013 12:45:51 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
i think i pulled a butt muscle 7/9/2013 1:09:08 PM |
GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
so tired of being one someone's list of people they call when they want something for free and then not being given the pay job when it comes up.
rage quit 7/9/2013 1:23:32 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "but penis-shaped straws? what the fuck does that have to do with anything?" |
it's hilarious to sip alcohol through a tiny cock7/9/2013 1:23:57 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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Quote : | "but penis-shaped straws? what the fuck does that have to do with anything?" |
because it's funny. little penises are funny to laugh at.
yeah that didn't come out the way it was intended
[Edited on July 9, 2013 at 2:14 PM. Reason : not really a fan but I can see how they are funny]7/9/2013 2:03:41 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I am not as amused by all the penis stuff as other people seem to be either. But I figure the more I say that, the more dicks I'll end up surrounded by on my bachelorette party.
But they were already talking about finding me a penis costume to wear so I guess it can't go too much further.
(No, Jessica, that is not a challenge.) 7/9/2013 2:08:33 PM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
Not a "penis costume" - a strap on 7/9/2013 2:54:25 PM |
NCSUHippie If it feels good 1189 Posts user info edit post |
Why not enjoy the pink plastic dicks? A bachelorette party is the ONLY time in life where a woman can go out in public covered in multi-colored phalluses and no one would even raise an eye-brow. In fact, they will even buy her drinks. 7/9/2013 3:21:20 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I guess I don't understand why anyone would want to go out covered in phalluses. It's not like "this is your one chance to run naked in the streets" or "this is the only time you can eat a whole chocolate cake without anyone judging you."
[Edited on July 9, 2013 at 3:58 PM. Reason : I'm sure I will enjoy it. I just don't really get it. ] 7/9/2013 3:58:09 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
do all three 7/9/2013 4:03:22 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I already have. But I guess not at the same time. 7/9/2013 4:04:40 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
do it at the same time
run naked down the road while covered in penises and eating cake 7/9/2013 4:05:37 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I can never turn down a challenge. 7/9/2013 4:06:33 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
put the video in Premium Palace
lets sell some subscriptions 7/9/2013 4:11:21 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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I back this plan 100% 7/9/2013 4:22:59 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
NCSUHippie does make a very delicious chocolate penis-cake. 7/9/2013 4:30:03 PM |
GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
7/9/2013 4:41:17 PM |
Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
and blackberry cobbler 7/9/2013 4:41:38 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103354 Posts user info edit post |
she uses the finest Swiss chocolate and fresh, locally-sourced dicks 7/9/2013 4:51:05 PM |
NCSUHippie If it feels good 1189 Posts user info edit post |
I have found that dark chocolate makes for a better dick cake. 7/9/2013 4:59:32 PM |
MinkaGrl01
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fuck, I should have left work when I had a chance, now it's storming.... hopefully it'll end soon 7/9/2013 5:10:17 PM |
glassssssss All American 29099 Posts user info edit post |
so its finally happening ...im getting fat
just so you know 7/9/2013 7:47:15 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21954 Posts user info edit post |
My husband just took a photo of my butt because he finds the words on my panties partially covered by my shirt are funny. 1. Butt looks much better without so much junk in my trunk. 2. Forget apple bottom. That's a motherfucking pumpkin. 7/9/2013 9:22:54 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
^^Weren't you just on some sort of multi-week European tour? Everybody gets fat on those! 7/10/2013 12:09:31 AM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
Shit is going down familialy and socially, then both of my parents end their trip in the hospital, one of my best friends had surgery today, I can't leave the house, and our neighbor died.
I can't even. 7/10/2013 12:57:28 AM |
MinkaGrl01
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^wow, that's a lot of drama
30 7/10/2013 8:56:11 AM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Running is the most efficient way to burn calories and get fit without disturbing your diet. If your not an athlete just like a runner but interested on losing weight." |
gg, CNN7/10/2013 9:58:51 AM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
wow. so terrible on so many levels 7/10/2013 10:02:09 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
computer goes wonky all of a sudden... 7/10/2013 10:07:57 AM |
MinkaGrl01
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I stopped at "your" 7/10/2013 10:11:47 AM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
because football players are healthy athletes
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 7/10/2013 10:14:11 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
google was weird 7/10/2013 10:40:55 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
Got a 99 in both my classes. Yay! 7/10/2013 10:42:03 AM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
why didn't you try to get 100?
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 7/10/2013 10:42:26 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
7/10/2013 10:49:41 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
7/10/2013 10:54:27 AM |
yuffie_chan All American 4898 Posts user info edit post |
Scrolling through this page, I have two new favorite TWW quotes
Quote : | "it's hilarious to sip alcohol through a tiny cock" |
Quote : | "do it at the same time
run naked down the road while covered in penises and eating cake" |
Thanksguys
And ^(dunnohowmany) @MinkaGrl01, yes. Yes it is. And that's a very minimal summary. Several days ago was also the anniversary of a friend's death... three friends from college have passed away in the past year, one last July, one at the end of February, and one one month ago. Life wat r u doin. Life. Stahp.7/10/2013 11:02:58 AM |
Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
dang son
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 7/10/2013 11:22:06 AM |
elise mainly potato 13090 Posts user info edit post |
Well that was unexpected 7/10/2013 11:24:17 AM |
WolfpckGrl17 All American 5755 Posts user info edit post |
BBQ pork chops and homemade potato salad in my NEAR future. 7/10/2013 12:33:13 PM |