or whatever team Ed Reed is on... was the same with when he was at Miami

1/4/2009 4:18:02 PM

Quote :

"Multiple news outlets in San Diego report that Vincent Jackson was arrested for DUI on Tuesday morning. 10News San Diego reports that Jackson was booked by California Highway Patrol early Tuesday. News 8 says Jackson was pulled over at 4AM and released from jail hours later. NFL teams aren't really supposed to suspend players for incidents like this, but it's happened before. Still, Jackson is such an integral part of the Chargers' offense that they probably won't take action before the Divisional Round. He could serve an NFL suspension in 2009. Jan. 6 - 3:31 pm et"

1/6/2009 3:42:25 PM

steelers are 0-2 against them in the playoffs


[Edited on January 6, 2009 at 4:37 PM. Reason : lol]

1/6/2009 4:35:53 PM

Jackson is an idiot

He was already invisible against the Colts coverage, hopefully this won't be a huge distraction.


He also probably just cost himself a couple of million bucks on his next contract. Hope saving that cab fare was worth it.

1/6/2009 5:47:20 PM

Quote :

"Hope saving that cab fare was worth it."

That's what I don't get. Guys bringing in at least hundreds of thousands of bucks a year (not sure what Jackson is making this year) can't afford a cab every week? Maybe they need to scale back a little spending of that's the case

1/6/2009 6:12:07 PM

This is his 2nd DUI. He was on probation froma prior offense.

He'll get suspended by the league, probably at the start of next season.

1/6/2009 6:58:03 PM

what a dumbshit

1/6/2009 6:59:53 PM

^

1/6/2009 7:01:13 PM

Quote :

"January 08, 2009 LaDainian Tomlinson To Play Next Game Without A Groin SAN DIEGO—Chargers running back LaDainian Tomlinson, who was forced to leave last week's game in the second quarter after aggravating a groin injury, announced Wednesday that he will play Sunday's game against Pittsburgh without the aid of his groin. "The team will need me against the Steelers, and I can't afford to let my groin hold me back, so the groin is staying on the bench for this one," said Tomlinson, who made the decision against the recommendation of team doctors. "I would have just bit it off on the sidelines last week, like Ronnie Lott did with his pinkie that one time, but [running back] Darren [Sproles] told me he had the situation under control, and he did. That's one I owe him." Tomlinson's decision to play without a vital part of his anatomy is being compared to former Lions running back Barry Sanders' decision to play his entire career without his skeleton."

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/ladainian_tomlinson_to_play

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 11:50 PM. Reason : ]

1/8/2009 11:49:22 PM

Quote :

"Tomlinson's decision to play without a vital part of his anatomy is being compared to former Lions running back Barry Sanders' decision to play his entire career without his skeleton."

1/9/2009 12:02:34 AM

ahaah that just made me lol

1/9/2009 12:15:34 AM

Quote :

"ahaah that just made me lol"

1/9/2009 12:24:01 AM

hahaha

1/9/2009 8:57:51 AM

that's the hardest i've laughed out loud at the onion in years

1/9/2009 9:01:06 AM

its looking good for away teams in the play offs

1/10/2009 11:14:33 PM

I think we should welcome all the Panthers fans to join us in standing behind Phil. That way we can all win if they move on tomorrow.

1/10/2009 11:16:48 PM

we don't need their bad karma. don't want to jinx it.

1/10/2009 11:18:44 PM

go Chargers!

[Edited on January 10, 2009 at 11:26 PM. Reason : *]

1/10/2009 11:26:13 PM

^^^Panthers fans are a jinx. Please to like the Steelers.

1/10/2009 11:32:10 PM

so close.

1/11/2009 4:35:23 PM

sorry Chargers, I am cheering for you, and I am 0-4 with teams I cheer for in the playoffs

1/11/2009 4:42:03 PM

My girl doesn't understand that she goes to State and must pull for the Chargers by default.

She's a Steelers fan.

GO BOLTS

1/11/2009 4:45:17 PM

^^promptly change team

kthx




GOOOOOOOO CHARGERS

PRIV!

1/11/2009 4:46:06 PM

omg, announcer bias already!


its the Masons!

1/11/2009 4:46:29 PM

^^^ gotta drop some knowledge.

1/11/2009 4:47:35 PM

i'm on the chargers bandwagon

but its as a state fan...not as a panthers fan

1/11/2009 4:47:36 PM

ARE THEY REALLY GOING TO RUN IT

1/11/2009 4:47:50 PM

PRIV!!!!!!

1/11/2009 4:49:05 PM

WAHOO.

1/11/2009 4:49:10 PM

DAAAAAAMNNNNN

1/11/2009 4:49:12 PM

that was pretty gangster

1/11/2009 4:49:37 PM

woo hoo. fuck yeah!

1/11/2009 4:49:45 PM

holy shit yes.

btw sproles is like a damn bullet.

1/11/2009 4:49:55 PM

More like unnecessary ass kicking. amirite?

1/11/2009 4:50:08 PM

WOOOOOOT!

1/11/2009 4:50:52 PM

urite

1/11/2009 4:50:55 PM

hopefully this wont be like the panfas where they score with ease once and then suck for rest of the game

1/11/2009 4:50:58 PM

PI on taylor not called. and dusting yourself off is excessive? what else did he do?

i'm calling bullshit on that.

1/11/2009 4:51:06 PM

^^ my first thoughts

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 4:51 PM. Reason : ^]

1/11/2009 4:51:21 PM

he punched taylor in the kidneys. you didn't see it?

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 4:54 PM. Reason : haha, not really.]

1/11/2009 4:51:40 PM

did he really? nah i didn't see it. he shoulda punched him in the liver. haha

1/11/2009 4:52:46 PM

Hold 'em defense, hold 'em.

1/11/2009 4:55:43 PM

damn, Quentin is everywhere

1/11/2009 4:56:39 PM

hah - nice quick kick

1/11/2009 4:58:38 PM

pretty sweet play, that

1/11/2009 4:58:47 PM

nice play hopefully they can dig themselves out

they really don't want sproles to touch the ball

1/11/2009 4:59:36 PM

great game so far

1/11/2009 4:59:40 PM

"its like a toooo box"

1/11/2009 4:59:45 PM

^hahahaha


WTF

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 5:03 PM. Reason : WTF]

1/11/2009 5:02:36 PM

goddamnit

1/11/2009 5:03:30 PM