OOOOPS, wrong thread

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11/12/2009 1:07:25 PM

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"definitely want to date some TWW chicks after reading this thread. "

11/12/2009 1:08:52 PM

lol--the 25 orgasms could be someone i know b/c his gf bragged to me about it

way to go tiger!

11/12/2009 1:10:19 PM

lolol

11/12/2009 1:10:42 PM

that makes me tired just reading that

is that bad

11/12/2009 1:11:08 PM

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"I think it's amazing that a guy can move his penis when he has a boner. It turns me on when I see it."

11/12/2009 1:11:23 PM

waitwaitwait

25 orgasms in one sitting???

i'm gonna call bullshit on that, and i don't care what you say. it's total bullshit.

11/12/2009 1:11:53 PM

odd how most of the chick confessions about sex are to djeternal.

11/12/2009 1:12:15 PM

^ why is that odd?

11/12/2009 1:12:34 PM

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"God didn't give me the ability to play the piano, or paint a picture or have compassion. But... he did give me the ability to crack a walnut with my hoo-ha."

11/12/2009 1:12:36 PM

haha

my ex used to brag to people about that...is that somethin all girls do?

11/12/2009 1:13:18 PM

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"I wish my bf knew how much I wanted a threesome with my best girl friend"

11/12/2009 1:14:26 PM

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"I ruined my relationship with a very good friend sophomore year because I slept with him It only happened a few times but it totally killed the friendship. I still regret it to this day. "

11/12/2009 1:15:22 PM

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"i sometimes go to the bathroom at work just to hold my penis in my hand. "

11/12/2009 1:16:45 PM

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"My confession: I haven't had really good sex in about 8 months and it makes me . Unfortunately, the guy lives in San Francisco. I'm tempted to fly out there just for a wild weekend bc I'm getting desperate. "

11/12/2009 1:17:37 PM

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"I am being sued by a credit card company for $6k over an old card i defaulted on. "

11/12/2009 1:17:42 PM

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"i have a fantasy about joe_schmoe since reading something he posted once. i have even gotten off thinking about it! "

11/12/2009 1:19:16 PM

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"I have the strange ability to motivate and inspire people to do anything, although I can never manage to do either for myself. "

11/12/2009 1:22:38 PM

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"I've either dated or hooked up with at least a dozen TWW chicks. And not the fatass attention whores either. I think about it now and wonder how the hell I managed to do it, especially knowing how many guys on here have hit on them and failed miserably. "

11/12/2009 1:25:00 PM

^ that's actually pretty sad

11/12/2009 1:25:52 PM

^^hey what's wrong with the fat ones?

11/12/2009 1:26:18 PM

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"I have a huge ecrush on nothing22. I have no idea what he looks like, but I totally want to go out for drinks with him to discuss tv shows and music because we have such similar tastes."

11/12/2009 1:26:34 PM

Bragging that you have fucked the most TWW chicks is like saying you are the smartest retard in your special ed class.

11/12/2009 1:26:55 PM

today's his birthday

11/12/2009 1:27:06 PM

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"I am in a very fulfilling relationship now, but I'm still in love with lucyinthesky. I've always been too chickenshit and intimidated by her to ever do anything about it."

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11/12/2009 1:27:49 PM

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"I wish TWW didnt exist."

11/12/2009 1:27:54 PM

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"I think Big4Country is a creepy motherfucker "

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11/12/2009 1:29:00 PM

djeternal, you swore you'd never tell!

11/12/2009 1:29:47 PM

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"i like the thought of watching a guy jerk-off when he doesn't know i'm watching"

11/12/2009 1:30:09 PM

^Tell that person to come to my apt complex

11/12/2009 1:30:27 PM

Noen is open for PM's as well

11/12/2009 1:30:58 PM

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"I kinda always wanted a TWW friend in real life and thought that pilgrimshoes would be an ideal candidate, but I never acted on it."

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11/12/2009 1:31:42 PM

Keep them PMs coming, Im stuck at work and bored out of my fucking mind.

11/12/2009 1:32:58 PM

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"I know that someone without my degree could do my job very very easily. While I feel happy that I make the money that I do I also feel bad because there are people who never would get an interview for this position only due to their degree."

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"I have a hard time reaching orgasm from a blowjob unless my ass hole is played with. "

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"Recently I've awoken from dreams with an uncontrollable desire to go back to sleep and return to my dreams. I'm worried this is being caused by a growing unhappiness with my life."

11/12/2009 1:33:38 PM

interesting

11/12/2009 1:33:38 PM

I've sent enough confessions....send me some.

I want to play....promise I'll keep 'em confidential.

11/12/2009 1:33:42 PM

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"I wonder what it would be like to sleep with theDuke866"

11/12/2009 1:35:16 PM

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"I always wanted to be a broadway singer. Sometimes when I'm in my car alone I'll blast ridiculous broadway (or Disney) music, complete with voices and actions. People who pass me probably think I'm a nutjob "

11/12/2009 1:41:36 PM

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"The couple of times a girl has told me that she's fantasized about having sex with me, it's been one of the most flattering things anyone has ever said."

11/12/2009 1:42:43 PM

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""I am in a very fulfilling relationship now, but I'm still in love with lucyinthesky. I've always been too chickenshit and intimidated by her to ever do anything about it.""

Dangit! I'm single! Though congrats on your relationship.

11/12/2009 1:43:15 PM

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"I would really like to see a picture of LunaK "

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11/12/2009 1:43:30 PM

I forgot to post this:

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"there are five people on this site that know what i look like - and i aim to keep it that way. "

11/12/2009 1:43:49 PM

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"Recently I've awoken from dreams with an uncontrollable desire to go back to sleep and return to my dreams. I'm worried this is being caused by a growing unhappiness with my life."

This happens to me every night.

11/12/2009 1:43:50 PM

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"When I was 8 I was semi-mollested by a babysitter. When she put me to bed she kissed me goodnight, and by that I mean REALLY kissed me, tongue and all. Then the next morning she insisted on helping me get dressed, even though I had been dressing myself for years. She was the first female I ever got naked in front of besides my mom."

11/12/2009 1:44:00 PM

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"]Im going to buy my wife a nicer car than we can afford, because my neighbor who works at Bojangles owns the kind of car we can afford. "

11/12/2009 1:46:46 PM

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"My father was in sales when I was a child, and he traveled a lot. I didn't see much of him until I was age 10 or 11. He has always been an excellent father, but I do wish we had that time together. I would feel much better if he would just tell me it was hard on him too. I vow not to make the same mistake. "

11/12/2009 1:48:12 PM

send some confessions my way!!!

11/12/2009 1:51:07 PM

I want a confession from someone I have never talked to

11/12/2009 1:53:49 PM

^same here

11/12/2009 1:54:24 PM

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"This TWWer keeps on hitting on me and it's beginning to weird me out. "

more pls

11/12/2009 1:55:47 PM