looool I have a super awkward date today from this shit.

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3/14/2013 9:01:21 AM

motel 6 on exit 138

3/14/2013 9:01:47 AM

i hear asheboro is nice this time of year


for raping

3/14/2013 9:03:15 AM

Quote :

"i always assume extremely attractive girls who initiate interest first are totally catfishing"

I've had 3 'girls' contact me for dick pics. Like just say your a gay dude and ask for pics, you aren't even remotely convincing as a woman.

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3/14/2013 9:04:17 AM

i'm a decently attractive guy...but if you can't find a man in your local area then something may be wrong with you.

3/14/2013 9:06:06 AM

She's missing an eye.

3/14/2013 9:07:44 AM

she's prolly crazy/

3/14/2013 9:10:07 AM

lolz, her other pic does show two eyes. not pirate hooker here. that would actually make me message her back.

3/14/2013 9:10:18 AM

Prolly a fake account like on that catfish show.

3/14/2013 5:02:50 PM

Regarding the location thing, I honestly don't even want to drive to Raleigh, honestly.

Also, I deleted my account yesterday. Got tired of looking at it in jest and being way too critical of people.

Now, should I make a fake account and pick on peoples' grammar and such, or what?

[Edited on March 14, 2013 at 6:58 PM. Reason : k]

3/14/2013 6:53:24 PM

Well today was weird

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3/15/2013 3:08:40 AM

So this girl and I started messaging back and forth for about a month. She looks at one of my pics and notices my buddy in the background. She messaged me asking how I know S****** K***. I said he is a good friend of mine from high school. I asked her how she knows him. He's her tattoo artist. Now she has totally creeped on his Facebook and added me. I hope this works out because she is pretty hot. I'm just happy this isn't catfish

3/15/2013 9:21:04 AM

I had my first date through this site last night. Went surprisingly well.

3/15/2013 9:44:00 AM

Everyone who messages me is way into art- which is weird because all of my friends are way into art. And I mean art fag art. Modern french films and shit like that. I mean that shit is cool but its too edgy for me. Me no smart enough for it.

I'm not sure how I feel about this site. It takes some of the work and all of the initial pressure out of meeting people. What is the tradeoff?

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3/15/2013 11:40:32 AM

I personally hate it. Many terrible emails, many terrible dates, and it makes me feel like a shitty person.

Also...uh emailing back and forth for a month? Fuck is wrong with you? She's either too desperate or you're too pansy to ask her out. Seriously; ain't gonna work out. You should not be emailing on there for more than a few days. Wtf do you even talk about for a month without meeting someone? Ask her the fuck out and get on with your life. This is the kind of shit I'm talking about.

[Edited on March 15, 2013 at 11:51 AM. Reason : B]

3/15/2013 11:50:52 AM

Yeah the date I went on yesterday, the girl messaged me last friday, gave me her number the next day then I asked her on a date like 2 days later. Fuck waiting around.

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3/15/2013 11:54:13 AM

I have never met a woman that likes to fuck around waiting for a guy to ask her out. This chick must suck.

3/15/2013 11:58:00 AM

10 pictures. 4 with 4 different dogs. 1 with just dogs.

3/15/2013 11:58:56 AM

Also, it's a dating website. You know from the beginning both parties are there to go on dates... There should be no reason to hesitate.

3/15/2013 11:59:45 AM

"Interested? Go for it!"

3/15/2013 12:00:37 PM

Exactly. If she responds to you at all then she'll go on a date as long as you don't say something retarded.

Having this shit on my phone is probably the worst thing to happen to me in the last 5 years.

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3/15/2013 12:01:49 PM

Quote :

"Wtf do you even talk about for a month without meeting someone? Ask her the fuck out and get on with your life. This is the kind of shit I'm talking about."

probably only a few emails were exchanged during this timeframe.

can't break the 3, 5, or 7 day rules.

3/15/2013 12:07:59 PM

There are no rules. Smart phones broke that shit. Get her number as soon as possible. Besides 500 other dudes are also messaging her. You want to take it away from the site as quickly as possible.

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[Edited on March 15, 2013 at 12:11 PM. Reason : ]

3/15/2013 12:09:34 PM

Lol

[Edited on March 15, 2013 at 12:14 PM. Reason : K]

3/15/2013 12:09:41 PM

Hi XXXXXX,

We had some technical difficulties with your account recently that may have prevented you from signing in. Sorry! Things should be patched up now, so give it another go!





The chargeback leverage worked prolly.

3/15/2013 3:27:51 PM

You should take a break from okcupid

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3/15/2013 3:30:33 PM

Quote :

" What is the tradeoff?"

I can't just go up to someone in a bar and ask if they have a job, their own place, who they voted for, etc.

3/15/2013 3:36:37 PM

Are you being sarcastic? I literally can't tell

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3/15/2013 3:39:19 PM

I mean, I can in the literally sense, but I don't think I'd be that successful.

3/15/2013 3:40:54 PM

That's not a trade-off. That is what I said was good about it.

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3/15/2013 3:41:46 PM

So you did. It's been a long week. Then why say "not sure how I feel about this site."

3/15/2013 4:02:43 PM

There is something that I don't like but I can't identify exactly what it is...

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3/15/2013 4:10:57 PM

Job is one of the first questions I ask for potential mates, its pretty easy

"So what do you do?"

I also have found that I have no problem just walking up to a girl and talking to them, my give a damn about getting shot down was lost long ago

[Edited on March 15, 2013 at 4:53 PM. Reason : dont care]

3/15/2013 4:52:02 PM

this chick jeep is having convo with is intriguing.

please keep us updated.

3/15/2013 6:37:48 PM

i went on a date yesterday that went well, except her favorite show is big bang theory

3/20/2013 11:47:26 PM

Oy

3/21/2013 12:21:44 AM

Karl Lum

3/21/2013 12:28:22 AM

^^^ could be worse. At least you know she isn't a catfish

3/21/2013 3:26:44 AM

Quote :

"I am ready to find someone that shares the same interests, loves life and is ready to have kids! I'm so ready to have my own babies and be a great wife and mother!"

this is the kind of girl who will poke holes in the condom, but will also cook for you every night

3/21/2013 8:35:59 AM

Quote :

"I can't just go up to someone in a bar and ask if they have a job, their own place, who they voted for, etc."

Really not that difficult...although I would leave politics out of the first conversation at a bar.

3/21/2013 9:01:28 AM

^^ well..... at least she is honest and up front about being completely baby crazy. any dude putting his dick in that can't say she tricked him into knocking her up

3/21/2013 9:52:16 AM

Quote :

"this is the kind of girl who will poke holes in the condom, but will also cook for you every night"

Do you not buy your own?

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3/21/2013 10:05:26 AM

i haven't bought condoms in a long long time. that actually hurt me over St. Patty's day, but oh well.

condoms are for sailors.

3/21/2013 10:08:43 AM

I have 2 new boxes by my bed Jeepin'

3/21/2013 10:10:16 AM

Condoms are the worst. I hit bad bitches raw cuz its worth the disease.

3/21/2013 10:12:15 AM

you say that. until you get the AIDS.

3/21/2013 10:15:33 AM

dudes can only get aids from other dudes

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3/21/2013 10:17:12 AM

condoms...lulz

3/21/2013 10:19:19 AM

I'm a virgin, I ain't got no kids

3/21/2013 10:19:57 AM

Sorry I'm not 50 years old, I still hook up with randos.

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3/21/2013 10:19:59 AM