Not so fast. we were tied in human polls last week and i hate more 1 votes which means i could get more of bamas 1 votes to take the lead. it doesnt matter ultimately since ernie is PISSED now and will whip my ass in our real game.

8/22/2011 9:04:32 PM

Ernie Hulks when he's mad. It would behoove you to stay on his good side.

8/22/2011 9:05:20 PM

E Man wins

Ernie quit with 10 seconds left

This game is awful

8/22/2011 9:10:41 PM

hey man its just a scrimmage.


[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 9:12 PM. Reason : lol i had three first downs the whole game]

Quote :

"lol big boy ran down thompson"

play of the game

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 9:13 PM. Reason : it was like treetwistas dude. ]

8/22/2011 9:11:21 PM

i think i glanced at the score and saw it was 10-7 in the 4th, did Manuel throw some costly picks late?

8/22/2011 9:14:45 PM

Here are my points of contention:

1. E Man pulled some chicanery with the subs. If I was passing from under center, I was sacked every time before I could complete my drop.
2. If I was passing from the shotgun, I was sacked almost every time as the my button presses were just ignored by the awful lag.
3. Lag froze the game with the 'please wait' message at least three times. All during the middle of a play, all when I had the ball, once in the middle of a third down run that ended up fourth and inches.
4. E Man blitzed every single play. Mostly ineffective, but he's a pretty lame opponent.
5. Up four late in the fourth, he was passing and not running out the clock. Almost let me get back in it. Was running the option at the end instead of taking a knee.
6. My receivers still watch balls fly right in front of them or bounce off their facemasks.

Had E Man not played like a douche, and had he been on something better than 1998 dial-up, perhaps it would have been a better game. As it is, I'll humbly accept my defeat.

This concludes the sour grapes portion of our broadcast.

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 9:16 PM. Reason : Takes the fucker 30+ seconds on kickoffs and XP]

8/22/2011 9:16:06 PM

I'll be able to get my game in tomorrow night

8/22/2011 9:16:16 PM

turnover free game but the qbs were strangely off on most passes (maybe lag). it was 3-0 for 70% of the game and then thompson made it 10-0 then newton started completing passes and when it was 10-7 thompson turned the corner home free and my dt comes out of nowhere to wrap his ankles. next possession newton hit an 88 yard pass to king. next possession ernie blitzed everybody and my hb caught an 80 yard pass and on the last possession i was tinkering around with the option (had failed at it all game ) and my qb broke free to make it 27-13 /rage.

8/22/2011 9:20:05 PM

let me rebut that post in a second

8/22/2011 9:21:40 PM

1. i rb autosub everyone by rank then i sub my 2nd hb in for my 1st hb, pr, and kr. i also sub my wr out of 2nd kr I sub my te in as 4th wr because my wrs suck ass
2. SEC defense, don't hate

4. lag was a bitch but thompson was surrounded on that play. your only hope of good run yardage is kicking immediately to the outside and hoping the speed pulls you through.

5. just mimmicking you. i blitz one or two times per game against everyone else.

5. haven't you heard? i pass out the clock ever since the ncstate game. when your hb is injured and you can't pick up yardage, running out the clock is essentially giving the other team 3 chances to strip you then run the fumble back and then punt if they fail at stripping. not gonna work with 3 minutes left in the game. Just ask ncstate.

Also, the whole game was me trying new plays and trying to fix old plays that never work. This is why we have a winning original recipe here in kentucky, we're always working to find things to improve.

6. i think this was a lag issue because it happened for me as well and never happened to me before.

Quote :

"Takes the fucker 30+ seconds on kickoffs and XP"

catching my breathe, man. I don't breathe on drives. We are like a jet engine.

Quote :

"and had he been on something better than 1998 dial-up, perhaps it would have been a better game."

yeah lets blame it on my connection mr 3000 disconnects. blame it on the guy who has never had connection issues with the game.

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 9:33 PM. Reason : tes ftw. lt plays 3rd te by default and is a beast (2 tes on the team)]

8/22/2011 9:32:30 PM

You're alright, E Man.

I've never had a disconnect, though. And I only blitz on (every) third down. Unless my opponent is running 5-wide the entire game.

8/22/2011 9:34:15 PM

i ran 5 wide once and you still blitzed the whole game.

8/22/2011 9:35:13 PM

I blitzed a lot last time

When you were running 5-wide every down

Didn't blitz much at all this time around

Fuck, man, you were nano-blitzing with your FS, putting your MLB into three-deep coverage. You're the exploit master!!

8/22/2011 9:36:52 PM

i still have the game open and you were blitzing everytime. how else would i have 3 first downs and 3 80+ yard plays

i wasn't blitzing at all with my fs getting my fs and shadowing your rb so i could be there when you try your little speed rush to the sideline every 1st and 2nd down or guard him man to man if you tried the play where he hooks back around the middle. I was taking the mlb spy and shadowing your slot wr who you hit over the middle on a deep slant as your money pass play.

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 9:42 PM. Reason : theres no one on my team that can outrun your lbs without a blitz]

8/22/2011 9:41:23 PM

See you in Charlotte, chump.

8/22/2011 9:43:50 PM

Fe Fi Fo Fum

I smell the scent of two placentas

Shut the fuck up

Jesus Christ

8/22/2011 9:53:22 PM

you better just sit back and hope he beats me (or guitar guy)

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 10:07 PM. Reason : its YOU i want]

8/22/2011 10:06:47 PM

i hope i play you in a bowl game E Man

cause i, too, enjoy slot post routes

but they're kinda tough to defend when Alshon is sprinting his 4.3 speed down the sideline on a go route

or will it be a comeback

or a hitch and go

YOU NEVER KNOW

8/22/2011 10:18:03 PM

i finally got State up to a 5* school in my offline dynasty. Signed the #6 WR and #7 DE in the first week of recruiting! I'm in my 5th season, and the #6 WR is the first 5* player I have signed.

8/22/2011 10:28:35 PM

shit works against the computer all day but you will be frustrated if you think one or two money plays is gonna touch this

8/22/2011 11:09:26 PM

i know your chest is proud off your earlier exhibition win, but you're also still the guy who brags about hanging 100 points on teams and 21-point mercy rules, neither of which have come to fruition

8/22/2011 11:12:04 PM

i didn't think ernie was competent at this game since he had lost to the computer so many times with fsu but I guess he is better against users then he is the cpu because i was wrong.

I was calling that 21 point rule to keep from wasting my time if ernie was terrible but he plays so conservative that its impossible to destroy him without him committing turnovers. he doesn't play to win he plays to not lose and maybe i could beat him more easily if he actually played to win. I've never seen someone take care of the ball as well as ernie (besides me)

8/22/2011 11:18:31 PM

I play like a bitch because this game sucks

If I start airing it out, it's interception city

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 11:20 PM. Reason : I will murder you on some NCAA≤11]

8/22/2011 11:20:05 PM

i didn't think ernie was competent at this game since he had lost to the computer so many times with fsu but I guess he is better against users then he is the cpu because i was wrong.

I was calling that 21 point rule to keep from wasting my time if ernie was terrible but he plays so conservative that its impossible to destroy him without him committing turnovers. he doesn't play to win he plays to not lose and maybe i could beat him more easily if he actually played to win. I've never seen someone take care of the ball as well as ernie (besides me). he also kills the clock and shortens the game. I've never hung 100 on anyone. There were three or four games in this season where I could have easily if I played the 2nd half though. UNC game was a dogfight. I'm in a bit of a slump over the last week or so. Not dominating anyone (even cpu) and coming behind in every user game. I still haven't lost in ages but lately i've been having amazing comebacks every game.

8/22/2011 11:21:06 PM

Quote :

"i didn't think ernie was competent at this game since he had lost to the computer so many times with fsu"

Both my losses are user games, bossman

[Edited on August 22, 2011 at 11:24 PM. Reason : I kill the clock in the fourth quarter when I'm leading. Please stop your propaganda campaign.]

8/22/2011 11:23:36 PM

i know the Steelers have won the most Super Bowls because they like to air it out all game

8/23/2011 12:00:31 AM

Nah, they just win because they are playing against college teams.

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:03 AM. Reason : peyton, drew and tom say hi btw]

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:04 AM. Reason : aaron isn't speaking for some reason]

8/23/2011 12:02:59 AM

peyton + drew + aaron = Steelers x 0.5

remember when Tom Brady shattered every passing record imaginable, then the Giants defense won the Super Bowl? probably not

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:08 AM. Reason : Dan Marino says 'sup']

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:08 AM. Reason : btw, i fucking hate the Steelers]

8/23/2011 12:07:32 AM

so 2x (peyton+drew+ aaron) = steelers? I don't get why you are saying that?


remember when utah boise and mizzou won recent national championships running shotgun spreads the whole season?

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:11 AM. Reason : you prolly don't because 99% of the country doesn't know it happened. ]

8/23/2011 12:09:12 AM

peyton, drew and rodgers each have 1 super bowl...thats a total of 3

the steelers have won 6 super bowls

3 = 6 x 0.5

8/23/2011 12:10:55 AM

so you're telling me the celtics have won more championships than michael jordan? tell me more!

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:12 AM. Reason : clippers=lebron]

8/23/2011 12:12:21 AM

ok fine you're right

most football teams sling the ball all around the yard with a lead late in the 4th quarter

teams that run the ball with a lead late to try and protect possession are dumb

8/23/2011 12:14:36 AM

i said that?

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:18 AM. Reason : see we had a nice volley going for a while and you had to go and put words in my mouth]

8/23/2011 12:17:05 AM

Quote :

"Up four late in the fourth, he was passing and not running out the clock. Almost let me get back in it. Was running the option at the end instead of taking a knee."

the only thing our retarded ass volley was actually about was this

i point out that teams dont really do this video game shit, and used the steelers as an example

you had trouble understanding 2*3 = 6

failure ensued all around

8/23/2011 12:22:59 AM

no team would eat the football up 4 with 3 minutes to go.

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:25 AM. Reason : except maybe nc state. we'd eagerly await the chance for a 4 yard punt on 4th and cm]

8/23/2011 12:24:16 AM

i didnt see the game, i dont know all the specifics

but when i read something like this i feel the need to correct the inaccuracies

Quote :

"haven't you heard? i pass out the clock ever since the ncstate game. when your hb is injured and you can't pick up yardage, running out the clock is essentially giving the other team 3 chances to strip you then run the fumble back and then punt if they fail at stripping. not gonna work with 3 minutes left in the game. Just ask ncstate"

first off, in your exhibition game with Ernie earlier, your halfback wasnt injured, so there goes that excuse

second, if you're whining about running the ball being en easy way for the other team to strip it, you might want to try using the right bumper/button before contact, cause if not it sounds like through all your bragging, you're a one dimensional pass happy offense

sounds like if/when we play in the future, the only gameplanning i'll need is quarter man spy

feel free to retort any details of this post, but in general we're getting the thread off track

still shooting for a wednesday evening advance date

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:36 AM. Reason : .]

8/23/2011 12:29:58 AM

Sanders was injured pretty much the whole game. im never gonna be able to run the ball against all out lb blitz the whole game anyway. 6 fsu rushers is too much to run against with kentucky. if i had a good team i might be able to hit the outside with a fast rb against it but not them. not many teams would run against single coverage all game.

Quote :

"second, if you're whining about running the ball being en easy way for the other team to strip it, you might want to try using the right bumper/button before contact"

i had no idea about this with all my playing over the years i never knew about the secret of protecting the ball! Even when I was running the clock out up 24 against ncstate on the way to 4 fumbles i wasn't possibly holding the button down after the first three fumbles! i was born yesterday and don't really know how to play this game.

Quote :

"you're a one dimensional pass happy offense"

you can make me one dimensional by blitzing all day just like you could make me one dimensional by playing quarter

Quote :

"sounds like if/when we play in the future, the only gameplanning i'll need is quarter man spy"

lets do it tomorrow. As a matter of fact, I challenge you to put your money where your keyboard is and play that defense all game while I run all over you. (not that I coudln't pass on it or anything) but ill not throw one pass all game if you request.

Every defense gives up something both on the ground and through the air. Turns out kentucky happens to not be able to do the one thing that anybody who plays this game can do very well which is take a fast rb and cut to the sideline as soon as you get the ball.

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:51 AM. Reason : act like running the ball takes a bit of skill]

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:52 AM. Reason : off track from what? nothings goin on besides me. just playing games has become a burden to some. ]

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:54 AM. Reason : boi]

8/23/2011 12:48:01 AM

Quote :

"i had no idea about this with all my playing over the years i never knew about the secret of protecting the ball! "

hey, i'm not the one making excuses about why i can't run the ball without fumbling all over the place...I'm sure we both agree a run/pass balanced attack is the most effective offense...I actually run a balance offense

Quote :

"I challenge you to put your money where your keyboard is and play that defense all game while I run all over you."

what kind of odds / points are you going to give me if you want me to run quarter defenses for the entire game? i'll get an exhibition game with you right now if you want, tomorrow is for scaredy cats

i'll bet you money I can throw all over your ass if you run goaline sets all game!

8/23/2011 12:53:57 AM

I'm ready to go. I'm only good because I'm smart. If I played like everyone else, then we'd just fall in order of how good our teams are which would make me the worst here by far. You've obviously never watched big12 football.

[Edited on August 23, 2011 at 12:59 AM. Reason : ^you're the one that threw out the crazy notion of playing quarter, not me. ]

8/23/2011 12:58:59 AM

i threw out the notion of playing quarter being all i needed if you were 4/5 wide sets passing all game, i didnt offer to bet money that i'd run quarter all day

i assume this game wont be for money, and we'll be free to run more than one defense all game

i figure 5 minute quarters since its late

invite sent, good luck

8/23/2011 1:02:05 AM

o i only ran 4 or 5 wr against ernie for 3 plays total that game.

8/23/2011 1:04:13 AM

no fly zone in place

8/23/2011 1:19:56 AM

my back is hurt again

8/23/2011 1:20:23 AM

user pick and TD pass were legit

fumble was bullshit, i called fair catch

8/23/2011 1:22:44 AM

he gets a 41 yard rush his first play back in the game

8/23/2011 1:27:56 AM

i should just quit but i wont

you're definitely smart when it comes to game gimmicks

8/23/2011 1:29:46 AM

lol gimmicks of running up the middle 75% of the game

8/23/2011 1:33:28 AM

nah you definitely have done a good job running the ball which i didnt expect

talking more of the gimmicks on defense

or your bread and butter short yardage play the QB option where he flies out of the pocket for an easy 2 yards every time

8/23/2011 1:35:43 AM

how many picks are we gonna drop?

8/23/2011 1:36:55 AM

dunno how many wide open receivers am i going to make horrible passes

not that i havent made some bad passes as well

8/23/2011 1:38:10 AM