^ lol

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1/19/2014 12:34:27 AM

I have really powerful farts.

1/19/2014 1:03:49 AM

I am so exhausted.

1/19/2014 1:46:54 AM

^ I think I've fallen asleep three times tonight but here I am again.

And I have a killer headache

[Edited on January 19, 2014 at 3:01 AM. Reason : ]

1/19/2014 2:55:50 AM

My feet are so tired.

[Edited on January 19, 2014 at 7:07 AM. Reason : Much whine]

1/19/2014 7:07:24 AM

Not feeling as bummed out today. But I am feeling all dried up. We forgot to refill the humidifier.

1/19/2014 8:18:06 AM

Moms are the root of all stress even though they try so hard to be helpful.

1/19/2014 4:15:43 PM

Roasting turkey legs for dinner now. Garlic sriracha turkey legs.

1/19/2014 4:48:32 PM

That sounds yummy

1/19/2014 4:54:18 PM

3 TBSP butter
1/2 c sriracha
1/8 cup white sugar( or 1/4c. if you like a sweeter sauce)
1 Tsp salt
3 TBSP soy sauce
1/4 cup orange juice
3 large cloves garlic, minced

Heat in sauce pan for 10 min to thicken a little. Pour over anything you want. I also stir fried some shrimp with this sauce and it's amazing. For stir fries, a little goes a long way. Throw in some green beans if you want.

1/19/2014 6:15:04 PM

Mmm.

1/19/2014 6:16:28 PM

Just had the best nap of all time.

Now I'm hungry.

1/19/2014 7:18:31 PM

When one Wolf winds we ask win

1/19/2014 11:02:20 PM

great night...made a move and it worked

1/20/2014 12:47:14 AM

^ nice!

1/20/2014 12:53:56 AM

thanks she's coming over in the morning for breakfast and who knows what else

1/20/2014 12:57:01 AM

My sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked.

1/20/2014 5:46:16 AM

My girl's a liar
But I'll stand beside her
She's all I've got
And I don't wanna be alone
My girl don't see me
When she's with my friends
She's all I've got
And I don't wanna be alone

No there is no other one
No there is no other one
I can't have any other one
Though I would
Now I never could with one

All of the drugs she does
Scare me real good
She's got a tattoo
And two pet snakes
Nobody knows me like her
Nobody knows her like me
We're all we've got and we don't wanna be alone

No there is no other one
No there is no other one
I can't have any other one
Though I would
Now I never could with one

No there is no other one
No there is no other one
I won't have any other one
Though I would
Now I never could with one

1/20/2014 8:00:43 AM

Since I didn't move any files, my extra work hours this morning seem pointless. But, I did get two at least reviewed and identified problems.

And make money.

1/20/2014 2:06:33 PM

PLZ 4 SNOW

ALSO OMG ELKAYBIE POSTED

1/20/2014 2:19:57 PM

15 years old and i'm in trouble

1/20/2014 4:25:02 PM

^modern family?... yes.



yes......

[Edited on January 20, 2014 at 4:31 PM. Reason : -]

1/20/2014 4:30:25 PM

My husband's coworker told everyone he had pancreatic cancer last week. Said he was given a few months to live. He passed away over the weekend. He was a really nice guy.

1/20/2014 6:54:26 PM

Yeah that's what sucks about pancreatic. Once you find out, you're already in the later stages. ANd there's no effective way to detect for the cancer eithe.r

1/20/2014 6:59:52 PM

Husband said he hurt his back before Christmas so he was out quite a bit. I saw him at the Christmas party and he seemed ok. He saw him...the 9th and said he was yellow and looked almost strung out.

1/20/2014 10:42:28 PM

cancer sucks

hitting too close to home lately

1/20/2014 10:45:42 PM

wild weekend

1/20/2014 10:48:00 PM

Quote :

"I think anyone who would pick that on purpose is missing a big chunk of chromosome anyhow. You're probably better off."

lmao

1/20/2014 11:34:14 PM

So glad I don't have to be up til 9. Still should try to get some sleep ASAP, though.

1/21/2014 1:18:15 AM

Not a soul tonight, huh?

Let's give sleep another shot

Someone bring cuddles. Yes, I really am a grown man.

[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 3:32 AM. Reason : ]

1/21/2014 3:32:09 AM

Oh man, I basically didn't sleep last night. Gonna have to pop some ambien tonight assuming I don't crash during the day

1/21/2014 7:53:35 AM

how is it only tuesday

like seriously

1/21/2014 12:00:45 PM

wondering how i should spend my 2 days alone, since it looks like i won't have any work to do then.

1/21/2014 12:11:34 PM

bored

1/21/2014 12:12:17 PM

I would like for it to snow...but I doubt it will. Raleigh Bubble - Activate!

1/21/2014 12:16:37 PM

I get to start moving into my new office tomorrow.

Hey cubicle:

1/21/2014 2:24:44 PM

Its been a long irritating day so far. Started out with promise and then people immediately started getting in my way. Whoops @ being inpatient.

1/21/2014 3:06:17 PM

Quote :

"Raleigh Bubble - Activate!"

Ha ha, so true!

On another note, I'm pretty sure that all the shit that happened today was solely to test the last bit of mental stability that I had after last week/thisweekend.

1/21/2014 4:48:13 PM

TWW surprises me sometimes. I have received several nice baby gifts from 2 twwers, one of whom I have never even met!

1/21/2014 4:58:26 PM

I'm not the creepy one this time, guys. I promise I didn't send anything.

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1/21/2014 5:03:37 PM

I ate a pear and now I feel overly full. WTF is wrong with my stupid body?!?!

1/21/2014 5:13:32 PM

^ Happening to me a lot lately. I bought a chicken sandwich last night and took three bites

Also, I should sleep like a champ tonight. I'm trying not to go ahead and go to sleep so I dno't wake up early

[Edited on January 21, 2014 at 5:25 PM. Reason : ]

1/21/2014 5:23:54 PM

Nothing cuter than her celebratory peepee potty dance.

1/21/2014 8:36:58 PM

Galaxy Note 3 ' s are somewhat water resistant

1/22/2014 6:25:05 AM

ITT we cut the cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6vP4eDmEQ

1/22/2014 6:50:37 AM

left my phone at home today i feel so weird without it

1/22/2014 8:43:11 AM

also i hate how coffee makes me sweat

1/22/2014 9:27:33 AM

but...also, I love how coffee makes me poop

1/22/2014 9:50:46 AM

Just starting on getting more active sucks. I already hate my new treadmill.

1/22/2014 9:52:13 AM

it's gonna make a swell coat rack next month!

1/22/2014 10:29:53 AM