Watching Leverage on Ion TV. It's the Two Live Crew episode, I really like this episode.

1/24/2014 5:42:24 PM

my friends are fucking lame.

1/24/2014 7:16:06 PM

1/24/2014 9:21:28 PM

^^ come hang with us! But that means you'd have to come to Raleigh.

1/24/2014 11:59:23 PM

Apparently when I get drunk, I become the ultimate cat lady, and I try to make people watch youtube videos about opossums.

1/25/2014 11:56:44 AM

I need a fucking redo on the last year.

1/25/2014 12:05:13 PM

I think it's amusing that there is a Vagisil commercial on during a Harry Potter movie.

1/25/2014 12:46:46 PM

If you didn't cry during the Battle of Hogwarts, then you have no soul.

1/26/2014 12:37:56 AM

great date except for my neighbor drunkingly coming down to say hi

1/26/2014 1:27:49 AM

We did not end up with piles of baby blue clothes!

We got some great loot at our shower and I had a really fantastic day yesterday. I'm feeling very happy and loved right now.

1/26/2014 7:55:08 AM

1/26/2014 8:03:47 AM

GAME DAY!!! Beat those yellow jackets!

1/26/2014 10:15:47 AM

Bug butt problems

http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/struggles-that-only-people-with-big-butts-will-understand

1/26/2014 1:18:20 PM

what do you know about that acraw

1/26/2014 3:41:37 PM

I know a lot of those feels, acraw.

1/26/2014 3:49:18 PM

I hate when I get bug butt.

1/26/2014 6:44:23 PM

Speaking of butts... Pink's butt was looking good during her aerial act

1/26/2014 9:45:19 PM

Trendy gourmet Chinese spot just opened up around the corner from my house is awesome for two reasons...one...fuck yeah, delicious Chinese...two...more good restaurants within walking distance = raising property value.

1/27/2014 7:01:43 AM

This is about to be an incredibly shitty week...

1/27/2014 7:06:22 AM

New TV delivery second attempt already off to a good start. They scheduled us for the wrong window. 2-4 instead of 5-8. I hope they planned on bringing it all the way inside.

1/27/2014 7:57:29 AM

hope you got a $20 in your wallet JIC

1/27/2014 8:24:32 AM

I got nothing. We got the message this morning at 7am. Husband was supposed to come home a little early and be here for the delivery. He specifically told them after 5 because I can't lift stuff or do anything that requires any muscle strain.

1/27/2014 8:27:31 AM

I can't imagine a tv delivery that doesn't include bringing it in the house, unboxing it, and setting it up

who are these chumps?

[Edited on January 27, 2014 at 9:16 AM. Reason : and a tip is customary]

1/27/2014 9:16:06 AM

was there a delivery fee?

1/27/2014 9:37:08 AM

He ordered the TV on amazon. A company called...CEVA? is delivering it. We have no idea what to expect. Our FedEx guy saw me outside one day and now he doesn't just ring and leave he waits for me to open the door and puts it inside. I'm hoping that either they have to bring it in or they see my fat belly and decide to be polite.


And a tip may have been provided if they had come in the correct time window. Like I said we scheduled 5-8 and made plans for my husband to be home. They either messed up or decided to change it without asking and he won't be home.

[Edited on January 27, 2014 at 9:46 AM. Reason : .]

1/27/2014 9:44:26 AM

gimme a holler if they don't and they're in the early window

1/27/2014 9:56:52 AM

Yes sir. Thanks. I can't imagine them not doing it, but they screwed us last minute last week so who knows. We did end up getting 100 bucks off the TV.

1/27/2014 9:58:49 AM

If you ordered from amazon, having had the same thing they will deliver it, put it in your house, and that's it.

No setup, and they will leave it in the box. They are not installers; just delivery guys.

[Edited on January 27, 2014 at 11:58 AM. Reason : And it's probably one guy.]

[Edited on January 27, 2014 at 11:58 AM. Reason : Not]

1/27/2014 11:57:24 AM

Quote :

"If you ordered from amazon, having had the same thing they will deliver it, put it in your house, and that's it. No setup, and they will leave it in the box. They are not installers; just delivery guys."

Agreed. It's not white glove service but it is more than a doorstep-leaving service.

1/27/2014 12:35:56 PM

I just got a drop at the door and a 'good luck'

1/27/2014 12:36:21 PM

Awesome, that is all I need. I just need it brought in the house so we don't have a giant box that says steal me sitting on the doorstep all afternoon.

1/27/2014 12:42:49 PM

http://www.phillymag.com/news/2014/01/27/philadelphia-crazy-car-accident-photo/

1/27/2014 2:12:41 PM

They brought it in AND set it up. I am impressed, and sad I didnt have tip money. They deserved it. So nice.

1/27/2014 2:45:31 PM

Snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow

1/28/2014 7:48:32 AM

I got all settled in, kitty came and cuddled...and I left the remotes on the other side of the living room.

1/28/2014 7:50:50 AM

I really need a break. Can't think of the last time I felt relaxed or had anything to look forward to. If this trip doesn't pan out, I'm going to explode.

1/28/2014 7:54:22 AM

Anxiously waiting to see when upper management will say we can leave today. If they don't tell us we can leave by 2...I'll probably go anyway

SNOOOOOOOW

1/28/2014 8:05:08 AM

such snow

1/28/2014 9:11:00 AM

No snow here yet but still off work

1/28/2014 9:28:47 AM

My drunk alter ego kicks my ass every time. I came back from a cruise with two broken toes and covered in bruises.

Makes me think of:

1/28/2014 12:03:28 PM

This is going to be epic

Got all my work done early so I can just stare out the window for the rest of the day and post sex gifs

1/28/2014 12:08:51 PM

i used to think the craziness of my family was a somewhat normal level of crazy, but now i realize i completely underestimated them.

1/28/2014 12:18:40 PM

I hate showing up to the salon on time (or early, as often is the case) only to sit there and wait for 30 min to an hour for my stylist to finish up with another client. Sometimes she doesn't even start on the other person until after I'm there. I understand the nature of this business, but this is ridiculous. At least she serves booze and snacks.

1/28/2014 12:30:41 PM

home from work....should be able to get a good nap in

1/28/2014 1:45:01 PM

think it's time to cull the ol' fb friends list again

1/28/2014 2:37:13 PM

Should I be worried?

1/28/2014 2:40:55 PM

i can't think of a legitimate reason to be annoyed with you, so no

i got rid of some family, so that's refreshing. and there's a few co-workers i want to unfriend, but i don't want to deal with more work drama on top of new old family drama.


sort of unrelated: this chick i know has 2,158 friends. how the heck does that even happen?! i'm not sure i even know that many people in real life.

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 2:46 PM. Reason : ]

1/28/2014 2:42:51 PM

I'm butthurt over some dumb shit. But I know I'm being ridiculous so that's a step in the right direction.

blah

1/28/2014 2:52:40 PM

^

1/28/2014 4:02:51 PM

Quote :

"sort of unrelated: this chick i know has 2,158 friends. how the heck does that even happen?! i'm not sure i even know that many people in real life. "

in a probability class, I heard a stat that the average number of people a random American knows (like, people they've met and would recognize) is about 10,000

this is also sort of unrelated, though

1/28/2014 4:07:46 PM