Quote :

"wtf no sharp knives near the bare titties"

then dont lose!

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 6:40 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2014 6:39:28 PM

Jessica, you have the power to make that happen.

My Drunk Chopped is about to go down as soon as we get drunk.

Current rules: I am going to give him 3 ingredients and he has to make something. No time limit, but he has to take a drink every time he touches a different cooking implement. I have 2 items in mind. Someone PM me an idea for the third.

We weren't going to compete because with 2 people that doesn't really work. But I guess he could give me 3 different items. Maybe he can do a savory item and I can do a dessert.

1/28/2014 6:42:34 PM

Quote :

"does this mean my dream of having a party where jello shots are served on naked women (sushi style) is going to come true?"

ERH

MAH

GHERD


make this happen

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 6:44 PM. Reason : Obv his is the practice before the actual event. Expect Facebook invites to the event soon]

1/28/2014 6:42:38 PM

I would point out that we are about to have a party, but I'm not sure that would be the best way to schmooze your co-workers.

I mean, it would, but not really.

1/28/2014 6:43:57 PM

This needs to be its own event

1/28/2014 6:45:04 PM

it depends

are his coworkers hot

1/28/2014 6:52:52 PM

we said we were going to try to restrict the nudity until they went home. or at least the married ones.

1/28/2014 6:56:38 PM

Most are married.

1/28/2014 6:57:07 PM

LAME

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 6:57 PM. Reason : WELL THEN FUCKING NEVERMIND ]

1/28/2014 6:57:07 PM

I have a couple single friends who are interested in hashing. Not really relationships though.

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 6:59 PM. Reason : On an unrelated note, I'm sufficiently buzzed to start my drunk chopped. I hope I don't died]

1/28/2014 6:58:50 PM

Pro: Best cook in my friend sphere.
Con: Having to see them naked when I win.

1/28/2014 6:59:29 PM

Goddammit Aaron.

1/28/2014 7:04:45 PM

^^get friends who are more attractive?

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 7:10 PM. Reason : Just walked outside barefoot. Was not a good idea]

1/28/2014 7:09:05 PM

Lower your standards? Be more open-minded about doing gay stuff?

1/28/2014 7:27:26 PM

^ yes to this.

Also, I can't wait to play Drunk & Naked Chopped

1/28/2014 8:07:57 PM

wake county public school's twitter is blowing up. they are hilarious.

1/28/2014 8:08:41 PM

I'm pretty drunk right now. Though, I did just make an amazing tostada sandwich with the most terrible ingredients ever.

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 8:27 PM. Reason : Pretty sure that cheese dust was expired....for more than a year]

1/28/2014 8:26:56 PM

I WANT IN ON THIS

1/28/2014 8:27:44 PM

OK fine. Fuck his co-workers. We're all getting naked.

1/28/2014 8:29:58 PM

^

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 8:32 PM. Reason : On an unrelated note, I'd like to see begonias naked]

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 8:33 PM. Reason : No offense, sayer. Though I'm sure you've seen skwinkle naked]

1/28/2014 8:31:48 PM

You guys had me at:

Quote :

"does this mean my dream of having a party where jello shots are served on naked women (sushi style) is going to come true?"

So in on this.

^yeah there was a long slip-n-slide with some horse lube and a very excited dog, also a naked trail. Fair is fair. Can't blame you, Beegees is smoking hot

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 8:38 PM. Reason : ^]

1/28/2014 8:35:34 PM

OMFG I forgot about the dog until just now.

1/28/2014 8:40:37 PM

I am just now learning about...the dog

1/28/2014 8:41:30 PM

This topic needs its own thread now.

1/28/2014 8:42:13 PM

HOW CAN YOU FORGET THE DOG!?

1/28/2014 8:43:57 PM

Quote :

"Pretty sure that cheese dust was expired"

wat cheese dust is??????

1/28/2014 8:44:40 PM

AHAHAHAHA THE DOG!!!

If I wasn't on my iPad, I'd post a gif. FWP.

1/28/2014 8:45:19 PM

Oh shit, I forgot to post his ingredients. He got powdered cheese sauce mix, Vegemite, and some weird slimy mushrooms in a jar.

1/28/2014 8:46:51 PM

^^what about a gif of your nudes?

1/28/2014 8:50:05 PM

I don't know how to make gifs.

But I have n00ds.

1/28/2014 8:51:23 PM

I'm waiting....

1/28/2014 8:51:47 PM

the major complication I see with drunk and naked chopped is how to get multiple chefs at one stove

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 8:54 PM. Reason : last time I try to talk to text post]

1/28/2014 8:51:48 PM

Well bee gees you do have a premium thread you could post in

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 8:53 PM. Reason : damn auto correct]

1/28/2014 8:52:38 PM

^^ drunk chopped orgy?

1/28/2014 8:54:11 PM

parsonsb in here with the suggestions

1/28/2014 8:55:36 PM

Oh there are ways to share the stove

1/28/2014 9:01:37 PM

Make it like cutthroat kitchen. Bid articles of clothing to buy appliances.

1/28/2014 9:05:16 PM

OMG YES

1/28/2014 9:10:52 PM

So. This is happening. Invites to come

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 9:27 PM. Reason : Or...to cum]

1/28/2014 9:27:19 PM

It's moving on time.

Accepted a new job opportunity and will be leaving eca.

Moving on from friendships that are toxic or have run their course.

Moving on from putting anyone and everyone else before myself.

2014 is my year for big changes for me.

1/28/2014 10:05:11 PM

Good luck, yo

Wishing you the best

1/28/2014 10:06:23 PM

that's Hallmark Card EMCE right there

one of my favorite EMCEs

1/28/2014 10:16:51 PM

were you in target today, qntmsister?

1/28/2014 10:19:26 PM

No but I was in the parking lot trying to get the hubs to draw a gentleman sausage in the snow with the tires.

Thanks EMCE

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 10:35 PM. Reason : Hallmark]

1/28/2014 10:34:58 PM

just attempted to read a day's worth of tweets from Bomani Jones

I can't even imagine what it's like to be that sanctimonious. what a tool.

1/28/2014 10:49:14 PM

it's just an act, man

he's an entertainer

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1/28/2014 10:56:19 PM

Quote :

"just attempted to read a day's worth of tweets from Bomani Jones I can't even imagine what it's like to be that sanctimonious. what a tool."

That's a fucking perfect descriptor for that guy. I don't watch ESPN and unfollowed him a long time ago so I'm not exposed to it anymore thankfully.

[Edited on January 28, 2014 at 11:12 PM. Reason : spelling]

1/28/2014 11:11:19 PM

except for the fact that he's right

1/28/2014 11:17:30 PM

Holy shitballs what a crazy night

1/29/2014 1:17:26 AM