I wish I hadn't inherited worrying from my grandmother.

2/11/2014 7:17:23 AM

This weather sucks. Need to take the dogs (and myself) on a run. Debating whether or not to brave the elements.

2/11/2014 8:16:16 AM

It is insanely difficult to find the motivation to work when I know there is this crazy weather coming our way.

And it's even more insanely difficult to work knowing that Raleigh Shield will destroy all my hopes of seeing it.

2/11/2014 8:17:50 AM

I will be watching that americanweather forum all day. Periodically checking for news about a Titanfall beta. And otherwise being a complete waste of space here at work today.

2/11/2014 8:27:34 AM

It is snowing pretty hard here. And Aaron is at work

2/11/2014 8:45:30 AM

Just had a bit of chicken blood in chicken not cooked fully.

Wondering what symptoms I can expect if something happens... the usual stomach ache and vomiting?

2/11/2014 9:43:57 AM

death

2/11/2014 9:53:16 AM

Quote :

"Hot pepper eating contests (you don't have to participate in this one)"

gotta love a job that lists this on the company benefits section

too bad it's in Maryland

2/11/2014 1:34:20 PM

Quote :

"Wondering what symptoms I can expect if something happens... the usual stomach ache and vomiting?"

basically, depending on your stomach's tolerance you may not feel much of anything.... depending on how underdone it was

2/11/2014 1:36:25 PM

basically

2/11/2014 2:14:40 PM

I'm pretty sure i pissed off god, or got cursed by someone, because literally NOTHING has been going right so far in 2014. I'm scared to wake up every day in fear of what is waiting for me.

2/11/2014 4:54:34 PM

Abc store register girl totally just called my ass out for being in there yesterday

[Edited on February 11, 2014 at 5:39 PM. Reason : ha ditto ^]

2/11/2014 5:39:10 PM

That's unacceptable! There are places I won't go cause they get way too uppity about my purchase history.

"Back for more beer? You having a party?"

"How much caffeine do you need?"

"Cigarettes? But I thought you quit!"

And the worst: "So...I see you're here for your monthly chocolate run."

But, seriously, the absolute worst: "Do you drink all this by yourself?"

2/11/2014 5:54:41 PM

or " do you eat all this by yourself?"


yea who the fuck is asking and then blank stare them

2/11/2014 6:00:23 PM

AHAHA

I also got "It gets better" years before that campaign for gay kids. I was buying cheetos/beer/cigarettes for like the hundredth day in a row.

2/11/2014 6:11:20 PM

Quote :

"I also got "It gets better""

wow, dick. I would have waited until I could produce a stank fart and then just left it there for them.

[Edited on February 11, 2014 at 6:22 PM. Reason : .]

2/11/2014 6:20:27 PM

My nose is on FIRE! I smelled a small jar of cayenne pepper flakes to see if it was still good.

2/11/2014 6:32:45 PM

^gg, you're a moron

2/11/2014 6:35:02 PM

Everyone should go sign the Electronic Frontier Foundation petition against electronic surveillance!

https://thedaywefightback.org

2/11/2014 6:42:46 PM

Ahhhhh yeaaaaah. These pork chops were fucking delicious!

2/11/2014 7:17:37 PM

Must not crash...

2/11/2014 7:21:41 PM

Cat's bill gonna be about $600. Imagine having a dog...

2/11/2014 7:38:25 PM

I legitimately enjoyed a steak for the first time I can recall tonight.

2/11/2014 8:09:06 PM

i'm hoping for no snow or ice

2/12/2014 8:58:52 AM

Should I grab some Jimmy Johns on my way out of the office today? I'm thinking yeah...

2/12/2014 9:00:07 AM

2/12/2014 9:38:39 AM

Fuck me. I have to get dressed and go to a customers site for a 1 hour meeting. I was planning on working from home all day in my boxers.

2/12/2014 12:01:09 PM

always a nice surprise to have sister and nieces stop by in the middle of the day

2/12/2014 12:11:20 PM

gonna be cutting it close on getting snowed in at work.... =/

2/12/2014 1:02:57 PM

dear drivers,
Your back windshield defroster can also melt snow.
OMG.

2/12/2014 2:17:29 PM

also of note:

when its snowing, don't stop on inclines. you won't get moving forward again.

2/12/2014 2:21:06 PM

s2000's do not go up hills in the snow

^ and that

[Edited on February 12, 2014 at 2:26 PM. Reason : ]

2/12/2014 2:25:53 PM

i think i could have made it home, but there were too many cars that stopped halfway up a hill and then they all rolled backwards into the ditch, and other cars all stopped to help them, and they did the same thing. so i got out of there and just returned to work and tww

2/12/2014 2:27:13 PM

Glad I left work early and off tomorrow. Come on blizzard!

2/12/2014 3:35:14 PM

I am going to assume this comes as a surprise to no one, but if you put me in a hotel room with two beds an each bed has five pillows, one of those beds will turn into a massive nest :3

2/12/2014 6:08:36 PM

so horny

and alone


oh vodka. you were a terrible idea.

2/12/2014 6:09:43 PM

vodka so gud

2/12/2014 6:18:13 PM

I'm crossing my fingers a stranded motorist heads ddk's way for a place to stay. Please post when the handsome, mysterious stranger shows up. Until then, I'll just imagine it.

2/12/2014 6:23:42 PM

that would be so awesome

shitty thing is an attractive guy was supposed to be heading to raleigh on friday and now it looks like that wont be happening

SO BOO

2/12/2014 6:33:46 PM

Could use a good snow-bonin too

2/12/2014 6:36:00 PM

I should probably bring some wood inside.

2/12/2014 7:16:42 PM

Last night I decided it would be a good idea to shatter a large jar of buffalo pickles on our kitchen rug. I washed it, but it still smells strongly of pickles

2/12/2014 7:58:10 PM

Quote :

" ^gg, you're a moron"

2/12/2014 8:01:19 PM

I shouldn't be this sleepy~ but I'm tempted to just fall asleep now. Seriously considering doing so;; I have to wake up at 5:30-6

2/12/2014 8:05:56 PM

countdown to spring

2/12/2014 10:44:54 PM

been drinking since 1...i'm tired

2/12/2014 11:19:23 PM

so much vaginaphries...

2/12/2014 11:52:41 PM

I've spent the past almost hour watching videos of DivaBaby19 singing. Lol @ my life.

2/13/2014 12:06:36 AM

She does not know all the words to Informer

2/13/2014 12:16:47 AM

i think last nights dreams were the weirdest of my life....

2/13/2014 8:39:48 AM