huzzah

4/3/2014 3:39:30 PM

we did it!!!

4/3/2014 3:46:36 PM

I fart in your general direction

4/3/2014 3:47:32 PM

Get this last hour over with plz

4/3/2014 3:56:57 PM

I now know a lot more about guns, the 2nd amendment, and southerners after spending the last month trying to bond with the maintenance guys at work.

I really would have preferred chatting about football and food, but whatever

Side note. ..you think you know a person. ..

4/3/2014 6:09:42 PM

Ugh, I keep switching Facebook to show me "recent" stories rather than "top" stories but it keeps switching back! Punks!!!

4/3/2014 9:36:23 PM

Motherfuck, I hope this isn't a hernia.

4/3/2014 9:37:17 PM

"Am I your fluffer today!?!?!"

4/3/2014 10:15:20 PM

krallum suspended forever?

4/3/2014 10:19:59 PM

4/3/2014 11:07:38 PM

Such a sleepy polar bear

http://zoo.sandiegozoo.org/cams/polar-cam

4/3/2014 11:40:13 PM

Oh no not feeling so great...looks like it wasn't the prednisone

4/3/2014 11:51:29 PM

^ feels better



yay for girls night tonight. its much needed after the past month (and this am)

4/4/2014 11:20:08 AM

I'm excited I signed a contract to become the chief meteorologist for my station here in Oklahoma!

4/4/2014 12:24:04 PM

Congrats, man!

4/4/2014 12:25:52 PM

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ITS OK TO MOW YOUR LAWN AT 7AM ON A SATURDAY?!!!?!

This shit has been loudly keeping me awake for the past hour.

4/5/2014 8:08:28 AM

Have angry loud sex to get back at this asshole!

[Edited on April 5, 2014 at 8:30 AM. Reason : Send pics]

4/5/2014 8:30:26 AM

we opted for bojangles instead

but we ate it loudly and angrily

4/5/2014 8:40:59 AM

A fine choice

4/5/2014 9:01:00 AM

I should not have tried ammo can lifts. Ow

4/5/2014 2:26:13 PM

Quote :

"WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ITS OK TO MOW YOUR LAWN AT 7AM ON A SATURDAY?!!!?! "

some people got shit to do later in the day. I started yard work at 8 am this morning...but I have a rotary mower, so it doesn't make much noise. The loud yard machines didn't get started until 9 am.

4/5/2014 3:05:15 PM

1.5 hours is way too long to wait to go home

4/5/2014 3:28:45 PM

http://www.cbs8.com/story/25168621/navy-warship-en-route-to-sick-infant-on-sailboat

Idiots.

4/5/2014 4:39:28 PM

so fucking excite for twenty one pilots tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM_OMmWyBn0&list=RD98OK_uHRbjw

4/5/2014 9:56:49 PM

COLLEGE

BEER

HANGING OUT

4/5/2014 9:59:37 PM

4/6/2014 11:32:05 AM

I just shoveled a dead cat off the road

4/6/2014 1:56:45 PM

Still

Probably should eat something

4/6/2014 3:12:23 PM

Moving back to raleigh in july.... looking for a cheap place close to campus

4/6/2014 5:41:22 PM

BAKING BROWNIE PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/6/2014 6:24:24 PM

Want to win a $20 gift card to Target? Enter the raffle at our team page for the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer!

http://www.facebook.com/walk4wanda

4/7/2014 12:11:40 PM

Quitting my job while trying to plan a wedding probably wasn't the best idea, but I no longer want to walk in front of oncoming traffic. Trade-off.

4/7/2014 4:09:37 PM

Congrats, dude!!!!

4/7/2014 4:12:20 PM

Thanks! (Unless you're being sarcastic)

[Edited on April 7, 2014 at 6:46 PM. Reason : ]

4/7/2014 6:46:03 PM

watched a lecture on youtube about spondylolisthesis and was able to answer some of the surgeons questions. ^.^

[Edited on April 7, 2014 at 7:10 PM. Reason : .]

4/7/2014 7:08:00 PM

This set piece on Dexter is so obviously made of cardboard it's distracting.

4/8/2014 12:24:28 AM

Insomnia is a whore.

4/8/2014 4:06:35 AM

4/8/2014 12:06:51 PM

^seriously! Been getting a lot of that with wedding related stuff. So irritating.

4/8/2014 12:07:57 PM

4/8/2014 12:11:37 PM

i got into the UNC MBA program, and have decided to go. I will be a wolf in sheep's clothing

4/8/2014 12:23:53 PM

really hoping this morning was a false alarm

4/8/2014 12:59:49 PM

hungry

4/8/2014 1:02:55 PM

I'm about to muscle people.

4/8/2014 1:13:21 PM

it's 130PM

and i have taken 2 ambien

shit

4/8/2014 1:23:36 PM

Aw Hell Yes it's Free Cone Day!

4/8/2014 1:30:01 PM

Jesus, what a day.

I don't want to go back to Zimbabwe for the third time in 7 months.

4/8/2014 1:33:58 PM

I think my dog ate the last bite of my candy bar. Total bummer.

4/8/2014 6:39:35 PM

I'm sorry for your loss.

4/8/2014 7:03:56 PM

How have I not realized that they have full episodes of Double Dare on youtube before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTou7rZjiOc

4/8/2014 8:21:02 PM