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Maugan
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To all of you that complain about the jets:

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""You might be a Candy-Ass FPS Gamer if…"

1. You hear the word float – the first thing that comes to your mind is a sniper scope.

2. You think that "strategic gameplay" means you sit in one spot and camp for longer than 60 seconds.

3. You’ve never done a rocket-jump.

4. You’re waiting with baited breath for (enter name of next-gen console here).

5. You’ve never been to a LAN party.

6. You’re stoked about the news of an XBOX 360 controller for the PC.

7. Your idea of practice is spending two hours surfing the net for an aim hack.

8. You refuse to install that "Punkbuster" thingy because you’re worried it might block Kazaa.

9. You’ve never been invited to join a clan.

10. You’re too young to vote in an election but you’ve demanded a gameplay patch from a developer.

11. You’ve spent less than fifty hours playing a multiplayer title and have decided it’s “not fair” and everyone else is “cheating”.

12. You refuse to use any weapon that carries less than 500 rounds, has a rate of fire below 300 rounds per minute, or doesn’t utilize “splash damage”.

13. You have never memorized a map or the locations of weapons and power-ups.

14. You’ve never competed in an online tournament.

15. You don’t have time to hone your skills because your geometry homework is overdue.

16. Your only knowledge of World War II is via cutscenes.

17. You’ve never hammered on your keyboard and then kept playing.

18. You minimize your game more than three times per match to type a message in Xfire, ICQ or AIM.

19. You’ve never figured out what the point of that “frisbee gun” is in Unreal Tournament.

20. You’d rather spray paint your logo on the wall than spray your opponents all over the wall.

21. (For Thresh) If you think Xfire is the name of a Chrysler product!

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10/25/2005 8:31:12 PM

DoubleDown
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wheres the funny

10/25/2005 9:00:52 PM

boonedocks
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I don't see it.







pilots.

10/25/2005 9:43:28 PM

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i think anti-air GUN emplacments might be a good idea. or have one latched onto the stingers...some superfast firing cannon that sprys the air, but less powerful than the one on the carrier

10/25/2005 9:53:56 PM

Maugan
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Boonedocks,

I hope you haven't posted your Xfire name in here

heaven forbid we end up on the same server and theres a plane available

10/25/2005 11:04:55 PM

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"21. (For Thresh) If you think Xfire is the name of a Chrysler product!"


i laughed

oh yeah.. I may not be playing BF2 muuuuch longer than expected - maybe not for months by the time everyone is burned out - gg dieing video cards!

[Edited on October 26, 2005 at 12:52 AM. Reason : edit]

10/26/2005 12:51:41 AM

SlipStream
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I finally got all my vet badges tonight and I thought I'd give you guys a little screencap. I'm not awesome at the game by any stretch but it's pretty fuckin fun and I'd like to see more of you playing.

10/26/2005 5:23:47 AM

bous
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nice, i need 11 more hours on support to get my final vet badge (excluding knife, pistol). i get the HELI vet badge in about 30 hours.

10/26/2005 6:34:20 AM

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The thing I like about the awards system is that it gives you an individual goal to shoot for if you don't feel like playing just to win. They are like mini-quests.

10/26/2005 7:12:58 AM

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I've given up on awards. I mean if I get them great, but after getting frustrated too many times trying to get a badge or ribbon in a round I'm tired of it.

Honestly I haven't played in a few days, not really since the PB problem a few pages back. The game isn't all that fun unless you have at least one other person in a server with you, and since Breezer isn't playing anymore and he's usually the one I team up with, I haven't been in much.

I don't think I'm going to renew the TWW Ventrilo server when it expires next month. It's not getting enough use. Only 3 or 4 people use it on a regular basis.

10/26/2005 9:23:05 AM

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tell me more about this ventrilo thing, I'm interested. I need a new mic though, bad, I'm using one that came with my stereo system I got when I was 12. It's like a handheld mic, like that you'd sing into. It's pretty awesome!

Yeah I get frustrated too with my badges and ribbons and stuff, but not too bad. The other night I was trying to get my vet heal and I thought it was revives. I had 15 revives and I was like WTF (where the fuck) is my badge!

10/26/2005 2:38:23 PM

DoubleDown
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i cant stand hearing people's VOIP voices while playing a game

i turned that shit off, makes me feel like im at some geeky lan party

10/26/2005 2:53:27 PM

SlipStream
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it doesn't bother me as long as they keep it curt and audible

I can't stand hearing assholes say noob all the time or shouting stupid shit like, "oh my GOD did you see that dude??? oh wait wait... I got him... AWWW SHIT"

oh yeah and BF2 needs sprays.

not really, but I can't help but laugh everytime I see this:



[Edited on October 26, 2005 at 2:58 PM. Reason : d]

10/26/2005 2:54:59 PM

DoubleDown
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"I can't stand hearing assholes say noob all the time or shouting stupid shit like, "oh my GOD did you see that dude??? oh wait wait... I got him... AWWW SHIT""


yea thats what i heard at first, just random talking.. so i turned it off.. it reminded me that i was playing with mostly 15 year old kids

10/26/2005 3:00:21 PM

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true, I like commanding with competent squad leaders that actually talk back and verify stuff.

10/26/2005 3:04:10 PM

SlipStream
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nevermind I looked up the Ventrilo stuff and downloaded it.

10/26/2005 3:53:51 PM

Opstand
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Yeah well part of VoIP is talking to each other. I mean if you are telling a teammate where someone is and you get shot from behind, it's natural to yell "shit!" or something like that. I do it sometimes whether the mic is on or off.

I don't make it a point to complain a lot on Vent, but it comes up sometimes from everyone and you deal with it. It's also fun to make fun of the other players in the server and just be social.

VoIP makes multiplayer games much more fun. It's easier to coordinate and change things at the last second.

10/26/2005 4:11:50 PM

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"your the finest squad...."

"enemy slick inbound"

how do i say this stuff? i can only find the menu where the middle is spotted with other basic stuff like "we need a medic" ... i know there is another audible menu somehwre.... but where?

10/26/2005 4:53:32 PM

Opstand
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Press T. The "T" menu changes based on your role in the game.

10/26/2005 5:21:38 PM

Josh8315
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ok thnz

10/26/2005 5:27:25 PM

DoubleDown
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place the Spotted cursor over a helo or jet or something, and it'll say Enemy Slick Inbound


as commander, right click on a squad and it'll give a list of voice commands it sends to that squad only, as in "Artillary Available"

10/26/2005 5:29:45 PM

SlipStream
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yeah I don't mean the surprised yelling or anything, but some people just hold the B button down and give you a run down of everything they're doing.

Speaking of voice commands and the like. Is there a way I can turn off when commanders use the spotting function, some of them use it like 10 times in a row. It's ridiculously annoying.

10/26/2005 5:35:55 PM

bous
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can only change that on options screen

10/26/2005 5:45:38 PM

Opstand
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commander spotting is helpful though

it's almost like cheating if you are on Ventrilo with the commander. They can sit there and spot out enemies around you and you can just hunt them down. Like a legal wallhack...

10/26/2005 5:51:18 PM

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Quote :
"""You might be a Candy-Ass FPS Gamer if…"

you actually think it takes skill to be a good pilot and brag about it."

10/26/2005 9:21:59 PM

SlipStream
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oh yeah it's totally helpful, but damn, it gets on my nerves. Where do you go in options? I just want to turn that one sound clip off. I wonder if I can find it and delete it if it'll cause a crash.

10/26/2005 10:46:40 PM

bous
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i deleted my intro movies, didn't crash. maybe the same for audio.

10/26/2005 11:09:00 PM

DoubleDown
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Quote :
""""You might be a Candy-Ass FPS Gamer if…"

you actually think it takes skill to be a good pilot and brag about it.""

10/26/2005 11:32:28 PM

goalielax
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btw I'm just fucking with you maugan - I want to get a joystick so I can start taking on some jets and attack choppers. luckily the mouse/keyboard is perfect for circling a flag with a blackhawk and raining fire from above.

once the score update kicks in this morning, I'll have gunny! less than two months

and ventrillo/teamspeak isn't as bad in BF2 as it is in CS:S...as soon as one guy dies, he just brings up the map

[Edited on October 27, 2005 at 2:16 AM. Reason : .]

10/27/2005 2:15:11 AM

Josh8315
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why should i join squads/clans if im consistently in the top 3?

[Edited on October 27, 2005 at 3:10 AM. Reason : sans for the spawn point]

10/27/2005 3:00:42 AM

YanTheManV
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join clans? no
join squads
absoluetely
they give you a tactical advantage being able to spawn on your squad leader if you need to
it really helps rack up the points
ive been getting many gold silver and bronzes and i just made sargent
i love this game

10/27/2005 10:27:58 PM

Wraith
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http://www.technicianonline.com/story.php?id=012544

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"Each map supports up to 24 players and has its own set of vehicles for each army."

Only 24 players? Lame.

10/28/2005 8:37:05 AM

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Interesting little preview article on Special Forces on Gamespot today. One of the things I'm excited to see implemented is the grappling hook. It may not be terribly practical in some situations, but I've always felt compelled to try to figure ways to get on top of buildings.

10/28/2005 10:38:31 AM

YanTheManV
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Quote :
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Only 24 players? Lame.
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for the CONSOLE VERSION

pc versions can have servers up to 64 players
and having a mouse and keyboard to play with is much better than a controller so get the pc version

10/28/2005 11:03:59 AM

Wraith
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Yeah that is what I was talking about

PC FPS >>>>>>>>>>>>> Console FPS

10/28/2005 12:35:25 PM

JK
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ahahaha behold my glory



this was a 300 point game btw

10/28/2005 2:40:56 PM

brianj320
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wait, did u take a picture of ur monitor with a camera?

[Edited on October 28, 2005 at 3:00 PM. Reason : .]

10/28/2005 3:00:11 PM

Scuba Steve
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3 points....36 kills....0 deaths..... sniper?

10/28/2005 3:36:44 PM

jocristian
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^^^printscreen is generally easier than a photo dude

10/28/2005 3:39:57 PM

Scuba Steve
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that must have been a short game, or everyone really sucked....because most players on there hardly have any kills

10/28/2005 3:44:59 PM

JK
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Pilot on american side on FuShe Pass

the game took about 20 minutes I suppose

the 3 teamwork points were from bombing their radar dish and UAV



they actually won the map before, and the one before that was close
the difference is: there were no planes in them

[Edited on October 28, 2005 at 4:12 PM. Reason : lol planes]

10/28/2005 4:11:05 PM

YanTheManV
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cool stuff
ive gotten more tho

10/28/2005 7:58:45 PM

Breezer95
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old school ownage (read the guy's text.. "good job team".. can't help but laugh)


new school ownage (POHoudini, Nevvier, Hizawk and I just ran around in a squad ruining AE's day on their server)


wish I had my old school image posting abilities... but I had to post stuff (ground pounders++) since someone else did and I can't fucking play anything with my vid card dead

[Edited on October 28, 2005 at 8:23 PM. Reason : ++]

10/28/2005 8:20:48 PM

SlipStream
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just a few more points till 1st Sergeant

10/28/2005 11:24:39 PM

DoubleDown
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havent played in a week

Pro Evolution Soccer 5 > Battlefield 2 at the moment

10/28/2005 11:45:24 PM

Breezer95
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^ lol you know the only reason why I am not playing BF2 is because my old vid card plays Madden 2006 Sports games of any kind are a vice

10/29/2005 9:38:48 AM

Maugan
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you know what you're right

I've been playing virtual Skipper 3 a lot lately

10/29/2005 9:48:17 AM

brianj320
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i've been playin empire earth ii lately myself. and once i get AoE iii i prob wont even pick up BF2.

10/29/2005 11:21:52 AM

DoubleDown
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yea lately ive gotten a lot of bf2 distractions, especially sports games

FIFA06
Pro Evolution Soccer 5
Madden 2006
NHL 2006
NBA Live 2006
Tiger Woods 2006
Age of Empires 3
Black and White 2
Civilization IV
Call of Duty 2
Quake 4

so many games, so little time to play them

10/29/2005 12:52:57 PM

boonedocks
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I just got done playing the Reality minimod.

I like most of the changes, but sniper rifles are now one shot one kill pretty much no matter where you hit.

This probably is true to life, but I'm not sure this will make for fun gameplay.

10/29/2005 4:18:02 PM

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