^ LOL

^^

3/17/2011 3:46:02 PM

"no one's impressed by my junk anyway"

-simonn

3/21/2011 8:36:59 PM

"it all goes in the whole anyway, so why take the time to avoid it?"

-bmel

3/26/2011 11:36:58 PM

Haha I knee that would make it itt when I read it.

3/26/2011 11:58:27 PM

Quote :

"the numbers do not do justice to the way it fits."

-Stryver

4/20/2011 3:20:44 PM

Quote :

"The girlfriend is also itching"

-jbrick83
might wanna get that checked out

4/21/2011 8:08:27 PM

Quote :

"running her tit through the ringer"

4/28/2011 12:06:42 PM

"I tried doing what all the web tips said to do but I need some real input from the local talent"

-paerabol

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5/11/2011 11:43:46 PM

Quote :

"take the skin off and go to town, primal style. f siverware, your fingers are all you need. (and a bunch of napkins)"

-pilgrimshoes, Lounge

5/19/2011 6:09:51 PM

Quote :

"It comes out of a different hole. "

-Nerdchick

5/25/2011 11:22:56 PM

^that was nasty enough in the original context

5/25/2011 11:24:47 PM

Quote :

"It swooped in and rammed me"

-Smath74

5/26/2011 4:34:01 PM

LOL

5/26/2011 4:34:24 PM

5/26/2011 4:48:31 PM

Quote :

"...but I think we share the same type of spunk."

Samwise16

5/28/2011 12:54:51 AM

Quote :

"I suck the bone dry."

punchmonk

5/28/2011 11:32:16 AM

LOL

5/28/2011 11:33:32 AM

nice

5/28/2011 11:35:27 AM

6/2/2011 1:51:36 PM

love is 5 guys?

6/2/2011 1:55:37 PM

^yeah and I think Joie should know that Cody also loves 5 guys if she doesn't already know.

6/2/2011 6:49:09 PM

punchmonk

Quote :

"I like seeing all those holes filled"

6/11/2011 3:17:44 PM

LAWL

6/11/2011 3:50:14 PM

Quote :

"LunaK (11:48) : i'm good at doing my own - just my arms get tired"

6/11/2011 11:51:41 PM

followed by

Quote :

"dropdeadkate (11:50) : i can do it on other people but when i do it on myself it looks all bumpy and horrible"

6/11/2011 11:52:42 PM

Quote :

"janglin' while you go in the hole"

- maximus

6/12/2011 12:17:59 AM

Quote :

"fortunately for me, my preference (old folks) is the most likely to be hiring"

StingrayRush

6/12/2011 6:31:03 PM

Quote :

"I'm a fan of lighting my dinner on fire. "

Skwinkle

6/12/2011 8:41:08 PM

Quote :

"I do swallow"

- dmspack

6/12/2011 9:24:41 PM

Quote :

"I mean I like cumin"

AndyMac

6/12/2011 10:54:19 PM

Meh

6/12/2011 11:25:52 PM

Quote :

"Awaiting cornucopia of cocks and a dong forest"

-stategrad100

6/13/2011 9:30:04 PM

Quote :

"different strokes for different folks. you have to find what works for YOU. but, there is plenty out there that shows the benefits of getting in the hole."

-maximus

getting [it] in the hole

6/13/2011 9:46:22 PM

Quote :

"that tongue is ridiculous"

- LunaK

6/14/2011 9:19:08 AM

Quote :

"there's no pain at all but when it happened i think i felt somethin weird inside it"

-dweedle

6/14/2011 7:19:24 PM

Quote :

"My neighbor sent me a text today asking how my weekend was along with other randomness. Now I wonder if I should be skeptical of his motives for asking for my number. I use to not be so paranoid about things like this. Damn you creepy guys! "

-LunaK

6/14/2011 7:29:04 PM

Quote :

"today i told my employees i was moving and they all would be unemployed on july 8th. i feel like a dick today. one even yelled at me. he is unemployed today."

-ShawnaC123

6/14/2011 9:58:01 PM

k?

6/14/2011 9:59:00 PM

6/14/2011 9:59:16 PM

Quote :

"today i told my employees i was moving and they all would be unemployed on july 8th. i feel like a dick today. one even yelled at me. he is unemployed today."

-EMCE

6/14/2011 10:00:12 PM

fuck

6/14/2011 10:01:28 PM

Quote :

"today i told my employees i was moving and they all would be unemployed on july 8th. i feel like a dick today. one even yelled at me. he is unemployed today. "

-El Nachó

6/14/2011 10:02:07 PM

Quote :

"i can't handle big 7+ dark ones."

Jeepin4x4

6/15/2011 3:51:13 PM

Quote :

"I want you to give it to somebody else"

-punchmonk

6/16/2011 8:19:03 PM

Quote :

"i love any and all nuts"

0EPII1

6/17/2011 4:00:01 PM

^^Hallpass?

6/17/2011 5:22:49 PM

Quote :

"I bet that thing gets dry like whoa"

Samwise16

6/22/2011 3:47:39 PM

Quote :

"I'd put a large mirror over the bed with a black frame "

elkaybie

kink

6/24/2011 3:47:11 PM

Quote :

"Now, dont get me wrong, I would trade her in a heartbeat for him..."

Gaybee1200

6/30/2011 2:36:41 PM

Quote :

" i beat it last night"

Jeepin4x4


[Edited on June 30, 2011 at 2:44 PM. Reason : ]

6/30/2011 2:44:24 PM