fuck, I bet that's about me

11/12/2009 1:57:08 PM

while i have not been ordained, i do still take confessions.

11/12/2009 1:57:41 PM

^2 it was from a dude........ soooooooo..............yeah.

11/12/2009 1:58:03 PM

oh snap

11/12/2009 1:58:32 PM

fuck, i bet that was about me

11/12/2009 1:58:49 PM

anonymously confess to make my inbox green

11/12/2009 1:59:29 PM

Quote :

"Though he says that nothing happened I'm pretty sure that my boyfriend did something with a girl while he was at a party, and on Saturday I have to hang out with him, her and a bunch of their friends. I'm not sure what I expect to happen, but I'm expecting fireworks."

this sucks, but i kinda wish i was there to witness fireworks

11/12/2009 1:59:34 PM

Quote :

"I visit my dad's gravesite at least once a week. I keep a blanket in my car so I can lay it out on the grass and just sit there and talk to him. No one knows that I do this, because I usually do it during work when I have some down time. Very few people know how much he meant to me, and sadly I fear that he didn't know either."

Quote :

"i dont trust cheesylabia. i think it's DNL "

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 2:01 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2009 2:00:30 PM

Quote :

"Whenever we are out some place and the bill needs to be split, I always take the lion's share of the bill and tip far more than I need to because I am jewish and I don't want to hear grief about it. "

I thought CL was a girl?

11/12/2009 2:02:25 PM

Quote :

"Everyone thinks I'm the happiest person they've ever met in their life. In reality I have taken enough pills to kill myself twice, both times vomiting profusely about 5 minutes afterward and feeling really stupid. I have recently realized that I set my goals and standards way too high, and in the past week or so have been growing increasingly happier with my life."

at least the realization came before something really bad happened

11/12/2009 2:02:47 PM

send me confessions!

11/12/2009 2:03:11 PM

^

11/12/2009 2:03:28 PM

Quote :

"I still feel weird saying things as tame as "bra" in front of my parents even though they aren't conservative or overly protective at all, and they openly allude to my sex life, etc. "

11/12/2009 2:03:39 PM

^ my parents make jokes about my sex life ALL THE TIME.... my dad would even joke about it to my ex boyfriend when we were together

11/12/2009 2:04:27 PM

Quote :

"i would totally fingerbang djeternal's ass if he asked me to"

11/12/2009 2:06:28 PM

Quote :

"every time i'm in chapel hill, i vandalize something"

Quote :

"I only friend girls on facebook so I can stalk them."

Quote :

"I am very sexually attracted to LunaK, even though I have no idea what she looks like. If I were ever going to do a true blind date, she would be it."

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 2:09 PM. Reason : moar!]

11/12/2009 2:07:10 PM

^*8 I am, some people just hate

Quote :

"I immediately wanted to be your friend based solely on your user name...but then i realized, duh it's the wolf web i dont wanna be friends with any of these people"

11/12/2009 2:09:00 PM

Quote :

"I've suspended someone on TWW just because I didn't like them"

11/12/2009 2:09:05 PM

I am open for confessions if you so please.

11/12/2009 2:09:32 PM

Quote :

"i want to make out with lucyinthesky, and then have wild sex with her. "

11/12/2009 2:09:32 PM

oh my

Quote :

"I would let djeternal fingerbang me "

11/12/2009 2:10:05 PM

Quote :

"i want to make out with lucyinthesky, and then have wild sex with her."

This isn't really a stunning confession, unless it's from a girl.

11/12/2009 2:10:34 PM

Even then, not that stunning

she's awesome.

11/12/2009 2:11:14 PM

holy shit, were both of the fingerbanging ones from the same person?

if not, we need to work out a 3-way!

11/12/2009 2:11:16 PM

^how am i supposed to know if the person who PMed me is the same person who PMed elise?

Quote :

"I would NOT let DJE fingerbang me "

aha PWNT

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 2:11 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2009 2:11:27 PM

that was a dude

11/12/2009 2:11:45 PM

that was a girl

11/12/2009 2:12:06 PM

11/12/2009 2:12:18 PM

djrejected

11/12/2009 2:12:31 PM

LMAO

this is hilarity

dje just wants his ass played with. don't be hatin'.

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 2:12 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2009 2:12:47 PM

more like djerected

11/12/2009 2:13:32 PM

she wouldn't let me fingerbang her because she would be riding my cock as soon as i dropped my pants

11/12/2009 2:13:40 PM

...who would hate on assplay?


...oh, right.

11/12/2009 2:13:47 PM

Quote :

"i want make sex on lucyinthesky, then wild out with her oh noes! parody confession "

I lol'd

11/12/2009 2:13:51 PM

^ i like it!

11/12/2009 2:14:18 PM

Quote :

"all this talk about dje made me go to his photo gallery. he actually looks kinda hot in that picture of him sitting at his desk. "

11/12/2009 2:14:22 PM

I LOOK HOT IN ALL MY PICTURES GODDAMMIT

11/12/2009 2:15:05 PM

Accepting confessions!

11/12/2009 2:15:12 PM

Quote :

"I dont give my mom kisses on the cheek when i see her, like she deserves ..shes such a great mom too! i just know it would make her so happy. She deserves better. I'm going to start though! "

Quote :

"I struggle a lot, day to day, with ethical considerations about even the most minor things. Am I consuming too much? Does the work I do offset the cost it takes to keep me on this planet? Am I a net positive? I really think that life in the first world is inherently unethical given how wasteful our consumption is. Most of our luxuries and comforts are predicated on the suffering of people in less fortunate areas of the world. That being said, this is the only place I can reasonably pursue my work; I just hope that in the limit, my contribution outweighs the suffering that supports it. "

11/12/2009 2:15:37 PM

Quote :

"I have a crazy guilty conscience for the stupidest things. Like if someone says "I want a smoothie" and the smoothie store is closed, that makes me sad and I somehow feel responsible for them not being able to have a smoothie, even though I know I am not. And sometimes I stay sad about it for hours."

11/12/2009 2:16:31 PM

this thread is ridiculous. I went to bed at 2:30 last night, 12 hours later, its got 6 more pages.

11/12/2009 2:17:23 PM

Quote :

"Yeah but then I see this pic: NO ONE HAS GOTTEN A HAND JOB IN CARGO SHORTS SINCE 'NAM "

11/12/2009 2:17:34 PM

LOL!!!

11/12/2009 2:17:58 PM

Quote :

"Awhile ago, I cheated on one of my ex girlfriends, because she wouldn't have sex with me. She was a virgin at the time and she thought that I "wouldn't fit" and sex would be very painful. We broke up shortly after that for other reasons, and I never told her that I cheated on her."

11/12/2009 2:17:59 PM

yeah, but check out that muscle tone

11/12/2009 2:18:12 PM

Quote :

"I once gave a blowjob to the Greensboro Grasshoppers mascot. "

11/12/2009 2:19:54 PM

Quote :

"My desires for anal sex have tapered off since I developed an anal fissure. But yesterday, I masturbated with ginger in my ass. And ye olde fissure has made significant healing progress since then "

11/12/2009 2:21:06 PM

these are my confessioooooooonnnnnnsssss

/usher

11/12/2009 2:23:05 PM

Quote :

"When I was young I got caught playing with matches. Crazy pyro "

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 2:27 PM. Reason : face]

11/12/2009 2:23:39 PM

the PM's that follow the confessions have produced some new e-friends

11/12/2009 2:25:25 PM