Why is the interior of an average female's car a complete disaster? Messy as all hell. Blows my mind every time I get in one of their cars for the first time.

7/9/2014 1:05:45 PM

I do that and I can't even explain it. I hate messy cars, but mine always ends up that way. I think it's because I try to be overprepared all the time and take jackets, shoes, snacks, water bottles, etc. with me when I go out. But then when I get home I am too tired to carry all that stuff back in and/or want to leave it in the car to be overprepared in the future. And it might start out fairly organized, but entropy wins and soon it is everywhere.

I am working on it.

7/9/2014 1:08:44 PM

some that is understandable. girls always need more shit. But I'm talking about trash, dirt and extremely dirty windows. Ick

7/9/2014 1:19:59 PM

My car is very clean.

7/9/2014 3:18:44 PM

Do you keep your bathroom clean when you are single or does it get nasty with toothpaste on the mirrors and pubes on the toilet rim?

7/9/2014 3:22:15 PM

I def have toothpaste on the mirror

No rim pubage, though*


*I haven't hit puberty

[Edited on July 9, 2014 at 4:08 PM. Reason : ]

7/9/2014 4:08:20 PM

I have pubes on the mirror

7/9/2014 4:11:10 PM

<--- pubes on the ceiling

7/9/2014 4:54:01 PM

one thing i can't stand is a dirty bathroom. most people, especially women, are completely surprised when they see my sink area and/or shower/toilet.

7/9/2014 5:01:43 PM

I take pride in my clean car ( it helps that I usually Uber occasionally) also I like a clean bathroom, but I can't say mine stays spotless

[Edited on July 9, 2014 at 5:04 PM. Reason : .]

7/9/2014 5:03:52 PM

nothing will ever be spotless in my home as long as i have this dog with thick black hair

7/9/2014 8:09:37 PM

So we had background checks run at work recently to be compliant with some random ass agency. Anyway, my name pops up because some asshole in Washington state with the same name has serious warrant out on him. So, we manage to get it taken care of and prove I'm not that dude.

Now, yesterday I started getting calls to my cell and to my fucking job from the California attorney general saying someone is pressing charges against me for stealing something. They refuse to acknowledge that I'm not the person they're looking for and keep calling. (Also, the California attorney general apparently contracts their fucking calling operation out to India. )

[Edited on July 9, 2014 at 9:01 PM. Reason : ]

7/9/2014 9:00:20 PM

This Extant show is boring.

7/9/2014 9:15:42 PM

I saw The Fault in Our Stars today. I cried like a little bitch.

7/9/2014 9:29:11 PM

one thing i can't stand is a dirty bathroom. most people, especially women, are completely surprised when they see my sink area and/or shower/toilet.

[Edited on July 9, 2014 at 10:10 PM. Reason : .]

7/9/2014 10:09:26 PM

I've been ordering baja chalupas for years but I have no idea what the baja means for the chalupa.

7/10/2014 12:31:25 AM

I'm so hungry

...and it's looking like another no sleep til 5 or 6 night

[Edited on July 10, 2014 at 12:50 AM. Reason : ]

7/10/2014 12:32:59 AM

A slightly dirty bathroom is usually a good sign that things are going well for me.

7/10/2014 1:57:09 AM

Rory McIlroy drove a 436 yard par 4 a minute ago

That's fucking unbelievable.

7/10/2014 7:45:40 AM

I can tolerate a somewhat disheveled bathroom, but I'm a nazi about keeping my kitchen clean.

7/10/2014 8:38:04 AM

It turns out that the kid who portrayed Young Forrest Gump is himself in the Army now: https://imgur.com/gallery/r5tjb9T

7/10/2014 4:49:47 PM

Why the shit is esurance more than my progressive policy

7/10/2014 5:54:50 PM

^^the kid sitting in the very back of the bus that says, "can't sit here", is tom hanks' son

7/10/2014 6:15:22 PM

I've always looked really young.

I've been losing a lot of weight lately

Combine that with finally shaving

Now I look 14-15 again.

7/11/2014 12:10:14 AM

We hired a new girl at work this month, she's 22 and smoking hot. I'm not sure if this is fantastic for me or terrible. Probably gonna take her out when I get back from vacation. This would violate the 1/2x+7 rule. Probably shouldn't get myself fired before I transfer in a few weeks.

7/11/2014 1:44:11 AM

^^ congrats. you probably have the AAP gene.

7/11/2014 1:52:25 AM

My day job has dropped off so I'm reverting back to my late night schedule, and it's making me feel old because I don't have many friends that want to hang out late anymore :/

7/11/2014 2:46:08 AM

^^ do tell more

And WTF, PHONE? HOW DID I HIT MY DATA CAP IN TWO DAYS WHEN I HAVENT USED HALF OF MY MONTHLY ALOTTMENT FOR THE PAST 7 FUCKING MONTHS

[Edited on July 11, 2014 at 4:26 AM. Reason : ]

7/11/2014 4:20:12 AM

Quote :

"And WTF, PHONE? HOW DID I HIT MY DATA CAP IN TWO DAYS WHEN I HAVENT USED HALF OF MY MONTHLY ALOTTMENT FOR THE PAST 7 FUCKING MONTHS"

fiancés brother did same thing a few days ago, like 3-days into the pay period. suxors

7/11/2014 7:45:39 AM

On my old phone I went over my data cap all the time despite being on wireless most of the time. I wondered how I went through so much data so quickly, but it was the norm so I didn't think all that much of it until I got a different phone and use like 5% of the same amount of data every month.

7/11/2014 7:59:29 AM

Quote :

"^^the kid sitting in the very back of the bus that says, "can't sit here", is tom hanks' son"

That's not true, it's the directors son. However, Tom Hank's daughter is on the bus.

The first boy in the school bus who refuses to let Forrest sit next to him is played by Alexander Zemeckis, director Robert Zemeckis' son. The girl in the school bus with the red hair is Tom Hanks's daughter Elizabeth Hanks.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/trivia

7/11/2014 8:14:19 AM

^ did you and the peter split?

7/11/2014 8:51:14 AM

^no, why?

7/11/2014 11:45:05 AM

Sorry I read some tww somewhere about how hard dating was again or something ...

I don't know where or why but I was like that's sad...

7/11/2014 12:13:55 PM

Ohh, I guess that is confusing. I was just going on people's experience in the thread compared to my experiences before Peter. We're still going strong.

[Edited on July 11, 2014 at 12:19 PM. Reason : .]

7/11/2014 12:18:31 PM

wat

7/11/2014 1:20:36 PM

7/11/2014 1:22:21 PM

Quote :

"That's not true, it's the directors son. However, Tom Hank's daughter is on the bus. The first boy in the school bus who refuses to let Forrest sit next to him is played by Alexander Zemeckis, director Robert Zemeckis' son. The girl in the school bus with the red hair is Tom Hanks's daughter Elizabeth Hanks. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/trivia"

i stand corrected! gg

7/11/2014 2:44:01 PM

Asked to take a half day to be at my wife's MRI.


Boss called me into his office today...






Gave me 12 hours vacation back for handling our binness off hours a few times.

7/11/2014 3:08:00 PM

there was a murder a half a mile from my house...i googled how far it took to walk....11 minutes

fuck this, I'm buying a gun

7/11/2014 7:30:21 PM

goin on a date 2nite

can't decide whether to pull the aggressive approach, or the passive approach. this one is tough to read

7/12/2014 12:49:43 PM

you should never fuck on the first date...if however this is not the first date go for it

7/12/2014 7:50:43 PM

^^ go for the anal approach

7/12/2014 10:14:04 PM

It's how he wooed me.

7/12/2014 10:30:14 PM

It works. We're married now.

7/12/2014 10:43:01 PM

Totally banged the wife on the first date.

7/12/2014 11:14:29 PM

My mother in law just liked a Facebook post "king dick"

7/12/2014 11:20:11 PM

What stage are you at? http://people.cohums.ohio-state.edu/eckhart5/awareness.htm

7/12/2014 11:26:34 PM

The worst part about hdmi tech is my sleep timer can turn off my computer...

Fuck

7/12/2014 11:35:13 PM

i really hope things change soon

7/14/2014 4:57:37 PM