NIce day for an eleventh UFO Party.
MMMXXIX

3/8/2015 4:46:07 PM

Amazing when an album balances on that razor thin line where you cannot determine whether it is helping or hurting depression

3/9/2015 7:57:22 AM

just gotta make it through 2 days before the corporate world in this area degenerates into a frothing mob of basketball-focused slacking

3/9/2015 8:56:32 AM

Anyone else's TWC down? This is the first time I have ever had a TV outage. Fuckers said it's due to "system maintenance"

3/9/2015 8:07:07 PM

While it's no surprise it happened, I'm pissed at Jeremy Clarkson's & thus Top Gear's suspension.

3/10/2015 6:46:13 PM

Thinking about the families of the servicemen involved in the helicopter crash last night. The 7 marines were from Camp Lejeune.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/11-military-missing-after-chopper-crash-florida-n321286

3/11/2015 8:58:49 AM

If Marine helicopters could stop crashing that would be greeeeeat.

3/11/2015 11:12:35 AM

brother in law pilots helicopters in the marines but doesn't fly blackhawks

3/11/2015 11:33:31 AM

20% is standard tipping nowadays. spread the word!

[Edited on March 14, 2015 at 11:12 PM. Reason : also 45 cents on $25 is NEVER acceptable!]

3/14/2015 11:11:39 PM

20%?

3/15/2015 4:49:13 AM

I give 10% for expected service, 15% for friendly/helpful service.

3/15/2015 4:51:45 AM

I do 12%, although I try to avoid places that require tipping.

3/15/2015 4:55:10 AM

Is there any place that *requires* tipping? If so, which ones? I was not aware that such places existed.

3/15/2015 5:10:29 AM

Rephrase, places that expect tipping. So pretty much every American sit down restaurant.

3/15/2015 5:40:39 AM

^ that's what i thought, so... do you fly to europe/asia/africa/s. america when you want to eat out, since you try to avoid places that expect tipping?

3/15/2015 6:36:26 AM

No I don't eat out, I get food and go home....how hard of a concept is that to understand.

3/15/2015 7:15:41 AM

I wonder if that Oikos Greek Yogurt that Cam Newton's been hawking is any good...

3/15/2015 7:44:55 AM

You guys are dicks

3/15/2015 10:15:23 AM

ahh, that wonderful feeling of finally finding that porn clip that you watched months ago on some obscure site, and neglected to bookmark

I'll share the link, just in case anyone is curious
http://pornfun.com/videos/2842/kinky-teen-flashing-her-amazing-huge-tits/

3/15/2015 11:26:06 PM

i remember someone on here liking taking pictures of rare or odd airplanes...

on bragg right now there is an A400M, the second one ever made.

I dont remember who it was that took the pics or the tread, but if they are still around this might be your only chance to take a pic of this thing.

3/16/2015 9:13:41 PM

Just checking in So yall know I'm still alive and haven't forgotten about you

3/16/2015 9:50:22 PM

^ Thx! How's it going?

3/16/2015 9:56:40 PM

Turns out that Oikos Greek Yogurt that Cam Newton's been hawking is good.

3/23/2015 11:33:57 AM

ew

[Edited on March 24, 2015 at 10:44 AM. Reason : saps]

3/24/2015 10:44:49 AM

I need a mental health day.

3/24/2015 10:49:30 AM

When is it ever OK to wear partially see through leggings that wrap around your legs, in the day time

3/24/2015 11:43:30 AM

Fuck me i spent way too much money last month.

3/24/2015 11:55:10 AM

patti labelle looks good for 70

[Edited on March 24, 2015 at 4:11 PM. Reason : saps is more of an aretha man]

3/24/2015 4:10:30 PM

Racketball really saps the energy out of me. Totally worth it to embarrass wlb420 tho.

3/25/2015 6:49:31 PM

I have been staring at this last paragraph of my cover letter for an hour now. God it's so hard to fit everything on one page, esp. when you know they're gonna take a 20sec glance at these cover letters.

3/26/2015 1:12:17 AM

A concerned relative gave me The Case for Christ. Still not convinced.

3/26/2015 1:22:15 AM

The stripper my brother-in-law is/was having an affair with did not accept my friend request on Facebook. Maybe I should try again.

3/26/2015 10:20:52 AM

^ She hot?

3/26/2015 10:25:04 AM

I find it difficult to consider anything about her in a positive light knowing the kind of person she is. And she is clearly ugly on the inside.




[Edited on March 26, 2015 at 10:33 AM. Reason : ]

3/26/2015 10:31:15 AM

I took pseudoephedrine to relieve the pain/pressure in my ears and now I can barely keep my eyes open.

3/26/2015 2:55:14 PM

Just where do I find a Wisconsin shirt with which to Badger Chapel Hellians next week?

3/26/2015 11:02:33 PM

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_9?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=wisconsin+badgers&sprefix=wisconsin%2Caps%2C387

3/27/2015 11:09:06 AM

I do not like having my routine switched up even when I'm frankly bored with it.

3/27/2015 1:15:18 PM

I feel like I'm watching billiards with the striped jerseys. But sleeves? Sleeves?! WTF

3/27/2015 7:44:41 PM

begonias is hot LOL

3/27/2015 10:53:14 PM

3/28/2015 11:12:47 AM

3/29/2015 11:18:22 AM

It's really awkward to be directly facing someone at the coffee shop

3/30/2015 2:04:46 PM

Just saw a posting for a job I applied for like 2 years ago. I was interviewed a few times but ultimately didn't get the job. I kind of want to apply again, but don't really want to go through that process again because I don't feel like I really have anything to offer now that I didn't have then.

[Edited on March 30, 2015 at 5:24 PM. Reason : ]

3/30/2015 5:11:21 PM

^ two years have passed! Go for it.

3/31/2015 1:50:05 PM

^^ yeah, what ^ said. stranger things have happened. if they interviewed you multiple times, then you probably came close. perhaps the personnel has changed and the new cast will be friendlier towards you.

it's worth a fuckin' shot.

3/31/2015 4:57:49 PM

No eggs.
No interesting developments after a mere 30 hours single either.

4/1/2015 10:14:57 PM

Got the promotion within my department!!!!!!

4/2/2015 12:12:05 AM

People keep posting this crown picture on facebook...half of the crown is thorns...the other half is a bad-ass crown. I keep thinking it's a Game of Thrones reference....then I see the scripture.

#can'trememberthelastimeiwenttochurch

[Edited on April 3, 2015 at 9:21 AM. Reason : .]

4/3/2015 9:21:28 AM

Yeah, it seems like some folks are starting back to church. I keep getting asked what my plans are, and I'm all, "No plans! We should go to the beach... Oh, you mean Easter. Like Jesus and stuff."

4/3/2015 11:33:33 AM