i usually show up to family Easter lunch hungover. I'll probably continue that trend this weekend.

4/3/2015 1:20:26 PM

where is k. rallum

4/3/2015 5:17:46 PM

posting from our new standing desk.

my husband built it with HIS BARE HANDS

and tools.

4/5/2015 9:29:59 PM

^nice.

I've been writing lately for the first time in a long time. Used to enjoy writing a lot of short stories when I was younger but stopped writing period several years ago. I started something on a whim about a month ago and I'm at about 20,000 words. It could completely suck in the end, but at this point I'm going to keep working on it, with a goal of around 60-70k words just to have finally written something that long.

4/5/2015 10:43:53 PM

Something something Kudzu League victory

4/6/2015 11:36:31 PM

Love this!



Freeze - put your paws where we can see them! Moment Brazilian drug gang were pounced on by police... and their loyal guard dog surrendered as well

*Dog pictured 'surrendering' alongside its drug gang owners
*Police took amusing snap during a drugs bust in south Brazil
*Picture showing gang members and their dog has since gone viral

4/7/2015 2:34:49 AM

Nothing brightens your day like a small slice of schadenfreude.

4/7/2015 9:12:41 PM

Woman with cancer kicked off plane because she didn't have doctor's note saying she can fly.

Wait what?

A person with cancer needs a doctor's note?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/woman-with-cancer-kicked-off-plane-due-to-no-doctor%e2%80%99s-note/vi-AAazOAy?ocid=iehp

4/8/2015 8:49:52 PM

Scott Eastwood...

4/9/2015 10:10:03 AM

Forever a late night soul in a city that shuts down at 2am

4/11/2015 3:21:35 AM

I havent been able to stop farting for the past 12 hours. wonder what the world record is

4/11/2015 11:49:35 AM

nothing that i feel like posting here

4/11/2015 2:25:03 PM

^ Send it to someone to post in confessions then. T-dub sucks these days...give it some juice.

4/11/2015 3:37:44 PM

I'm talking to two girls right now that are about a quarter century apart in age...feels wierd

[Edited on April 11, 2015 at 5:54 PM. Reason : qow]

[Edited on April 11, 2015 at 5:54 PM. Reason : lll]

4/11/2015 5:51:38 PM

I would like to be free like this one day:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3034250/I-wanted-simplify-morning-struggle-Meet-woman-worn-exact-outfit-work-day-THREE-years.html

4/13/2015 1:27:47 AM

stupid double post

[Edited on April 14, 2015 at 10:45 PM. Reason : ]

4/14/2015 10:45:22 PM

building a power point for a work presentation on Thursday that I have zero passion about is not feeling like a powerful point.

4/14/2015 10:45:22 PM

I wish Jersey Mike's was still open

4/14/2015 10:46:38 PM

Presentation went great actually

But today was not so great. I need to go on a run...stat. Mommy low point.

4/18/2015 8:41:41 PM

My boyfriend doesn't normally stay with me on Sunday nights. I always have such a hard time going to sleep on Sunday nights because I get so used to him being with Thursday nights through Saturday nights. I can't wait for this lease to run out so I can get away from my awful roommate and he and I will get a place together.
Then maybe I'll actually be able to get to sleep on Sunday nights.

4/19/2015 10:08:24 PM

Got in a wreck driving the school bus this morning. I was driving straight down the road and a lady tried to turn left in front of me to beat me. She lost.
This is why you dont pull out in front of school busses. They don't stop nearly as fast as your car and your car gets totaled while the bus just gets a busted hubcap.

4/20/2015 6:12:32 PM

Are you ok?

4/20/2015 6:20:01 PM

I am totally fine. The woman that hit me is also fine, at least physically. She was really upset with the situation, but I guess I would be too if I just hit a school bus and totaled my car.

4/20/2015 6:29:52 PM

What led you to becoming a school bus driver?

4/20/2015 7:59:57 PM

She's an (elementary school?) teacher in a small, beach town...other shit, like driving the bus, is part of the job.

[Edited on April 20, 2015 at 8:39 PM. Reason : Team/activity bus?]

4/20/2015 8:35:34 PM

a canker sore under the left side of my tongue has left my entire right jaw so sore wtf

left side of my jaw I mean

[Edited on April 20, 2015 at 10:36 PM. Reason : m]

4/20/2015 10:35:39 PM

NIGGAS IN MY FACTION DON'T LIKE ASKIN questions

4/20/2015 11:00:36 PM

ItWorks wraps defy common sense and science. I'd rather donate to a gofundme for these women who need extra income rather than buy products I know they truly don't believe in.

4/21/2015 5:30:35 PM

Yeah cause dehydrated fat looks better?

4/21/2015 6:45:49 PM

the last post in CC was 71 minutes ago

4/21/2015 10:52:27 PM

I almost put the year as 2007 on a form the other day...

4/22/2015 1:03:29 AM

The Guess Who has some good tunes

4/22/2015 1:05:44 AM

The anti-smoking commercials that try to scare people from smoking b/c of how gross they are really need to stop airing

Fucking disgusting

4/22/2015 11:45:29 PM

this one hurts

bad

4/23/2015 1:03:56 PM

^ Hangover?

[Edited on April 23, 2015 at 1:07 PM. Reason : What exactly induced it?]

4/23/2015 1:06:38 PM

no

4/23/2015 1:13:16 PM

band break up!?

[Edited on April 23, 2015 at 1:17 PM. Reason : let's guess what brings tgl the feels]

4/23/2015 1:17:06 PM

maybe that hipster "show me your riffs" chick band broke up last night, before his very eyes.

4/23/2015 1:21:52 PM

I imagine it's a female.

Bitches bring the

4/23/2015 1:30:11 PM

Spring is that time of year for breakups. Just in time for no strings attached hook ups.

4/23/2015 1:47:55 PM

Either way, sounds like a lonely season for you.

4/23/2015 1:54:54 PM

MOTHER FUCKING VACATION TIME

4/24/2015 8:13:55 AM

yall have fun be safe and party hard.

4/24/2015 8:34:28 AM

Flight is delayed making us miss our Atlanta connection. Got upgraded to first class on a later connecting flight for free! #winning

4/24/2015 10:34:50 AM

NICE!

4/24/2015 11:04:03 AM

DRUNK IN FIRST CLASS

4/24/2015 7:14:33 PM

That awkward moment when... you add your sister's husband's girlfriend as a friend on Facebook and she accepts the request.

4/25/2015 7:37:28 PM

Wtf

4/26/2015 3:24:37 AM

The next time there is a photo shoot at my house I would like to know about it in advance thank you

4/26/2015 10:21:26 AM

4/27/2015 2:24:16 PM