No sob story here.

I can actually manage my schedule, run a successful business, raise a kid, maintain a happy marriage, and stay in shape...all while continuing to post on t-dub. WINNING!

If only my sports teams could win anything of significance, then my life would be complete...

9/18/2017 1:34:25 PM

well being a state fan, you're fucked.

9/18/2017 4:07:02 PM

9/18/2017 4:52:45 PM

Maybe a nuclear war would be good...?

9/24/2017 9:48:30 PM

folks are mighty tore up about their weekly dose of nationalism

9/25/2017 9:10:01 PM

What in the actual fuck???

Homeless man asked woman to move Porsche so he could sleep. Then she shot him, police say.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/09/13/homeless-man-asked-woman-to-move-porsche-so-he-could-sleep-then-she-shot-him-police-say

Quote :

"Around 3 a.m. one Saturday morning last month, Gerald Melton was trying to sleep — as he often did — on a sidewalk near Nashville’s Music Row, known as the heart of the city’s entertainment industry. But the 54-year-old homeless man was “disturbed” by the smell of exhaust fumes and the sound of loud music emanating from a white Porsche SUV nearby, Nashville metro police said in a news release. He asked the driver to move the Porsche, prompting a shouting match between the two. At some point, Melton walked back to the area where he had been trying to sleep, he told police. Then, the driver, a 26-year-old woman named Katie Quackenbush, allegedly stepped out of the Porsche and fired two gunshots at Melton, hitting him in the stomach, police said. She then got back in her SUV and fled the area. On Monday, Quackenbush, an aspiring singer and songwriter, was charged with attempted murder in connection with the Aug. 26 shooting. She was booked into jail and released after posting a $25,000 bond. Melton was critically wounded and remains hospitalized at Vanderbilt University Medical Center, police said."

But read on to see what her father says... never read two accounts of the same incident so diametrically opposed.

9/26/2017 4:27:49 PM

true fact: Russian bots have been targeting tww on a daily basis for over 6 years.

[Edited on September 29, 2017 at 9:09 AM. Reason : if TWW can stop the Russians, then why can't America!?]

9/29/2017 9:08:41 AM

Srsly?? Tell us more.

10/1/2017 11:03:03 AM

Wtf Spain ? Ppl can't vote on a referendum? Is that even legal ?

10/1/2017 6:39:06 PM

<3

10/25/2017 12:17:50 AM

<3

10/25/2017 1:35:44 PM

Quote :

"It's not computing upstairs."

https://www.facebook.com/DailyMail/videos/1519598491454399/

11/2/2017 2:01:48 AM

Quote :

"Since Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.). Not to be outdone by these kids, now the *oldies* can have our own codes. ATD - At the Doctor's BFF - Best Friend's Funeral BTW - Bring the Wheelchair BYOT - Bring your own teeth FWIW - Forgot Where I Was GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA - Got Heartburn Again TOT - Texting on Toilet TTYL - Talk to You Louder Hope these help... GGLKI ! (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In) ....."

11/5/2017 4:35:54 AM

what a strange thing to be true

11/5/2017 7:40:20 AM

LOL stupid lawsuits.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41936678

Going to Walmart to buy a watermelon right now!!!

America... where watermelon pallets are a public hazard and Kinder Eggs are banned because they are a health risk, but you can fucking buy literally dozens of assault rifles even if you have mental issues.

11/11/2017 12:49:53 AM

FUCK FUCK FUCK

Just realized I forgot to apply for the Green Card lottery even though I had the deadline (last Wed noon) in my planner!!! I was planning on doing it Tuesday night or Wednesday morning, but I don't know how it just slipped my mind.

11/27/2017 4:53:18 PM

Three dozen is off to a rough start, hooray Breaking Bad strength NyQuil!

12/6/2017 10:15:03 PM

i'm thinking about marriage with a woman 3 years older than me (31 here). she's the love of my life.

12/8/2017 1:40:50 AM

Do it. But be ready for baby talk soon.

12/8/2017 6:43:59 AM

Insomnia. And a 6:00 a.m. alarm.

12/10/2017 4:26:37 AM

Got a job offer but can't take job as it is not specialized enough for them to be able to justify (hiring a non-citizen/PR) to ICE.

12/13/2017 11:53:34 AM

If only it were 22° cooler all this rain would be snow.

12/22/2017 4:11:21 PM

My heart hurts and I really wish it would stop. I shouldn't have gotten so excited about this so early. I knew the statistics. I feel really fucking stupid. The worst thing is I'm terrified to try again. Hopefully that fear fades in the 3 months while we wait to try again. Hopefully the heartache fades as well.

12/23/2017 1:15:32 AM

The groomer sprayed a bunch of perfume on my dog so now the smell of her is making me mildly nauseous. #firstworldproblems

1/16/2018 6:07:40 PM

LOL. I was expecting......The groomer sprayed a bunch of perfume on my dog so now the smell of her is making me mildly nauseous horny.

1/16/2018 8:05:54 PM

Yes because we're all sexually attracted to animals.

You fucking weirdo

1/16/2018 10:08:55 PM

It's snowing enough to call off one job, but not the other. At least I don't need to burn vacation days for this, eh?

1/17/2018 3:46:58 PM

Quote :

"The groomer sprayed a bunch of perfume on my dog so now the smell of her is making me mildly nauseous. #firstworldproblems"

This is the worst. I try to always remember to ask for no perfumes or extra sprays on my pup because it tends to be overwhelming and awful.

1/18/2018 9:22:56 AM

got new work boots yesterday. always makes me feel like officer dangle.

1/19/2018 3:33:06 PM

^^I've been going to this groomer since last summer and she's never done it before but next time I'll try to remember to mention it. My last place would ask when she got picked up.

1/19/2018 4:55:46 PM

I guess I need to post more since I just gave TWW my money

1/20/2018 2:21:14 PM

For years I've been thinking to myself that Ellie Kemper reminds me of that toothy blowjob collegehumor video chick. derp

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35730q

1/23/2018 9:34:36 PM

I just came to ask if the toothy blowjob girl was the receptionist from “the office”, then figured I’d better google her name before posting. Glad I did

1/23/2018 9:56:52 PM

I hate it when people try to guilt you out of a funk. "Well, at least you have ....." or "you should be thankful for ...."

Dude, let me be in a funk, let me be over it for a bit. I'm allowed to have an off day, stop being an asshole

1/31/2018 7:56:00 AM

Watch it live here right now!

https://livestream.com/GriffithObservatoryTV/LunarEclipseJanuary2018

1/31/2018 8:21:51 AM

^^Well, at least you have friends trying to make you feel better...

1/31/2018 9:14:12 AM

i'll be your friend scotieb24. come, lay your weary head on my shoulder. kisses forehead everything is gonna be okay.....

1/31/2018 9:52:16 AM

1/31/2018 11:54:27 AM

somehow I've got "it's the thuggish ruggish boooOOoOoone" in my head

1/31/2018 10:43:47 PM

My Mom had hip replacement surgery yesterday afternoon and was walking last night. With arm crutches but still. That's ridiculous.

1/31/2018 11:03:42 PM

If she’s on medication for pain, she could be doing a little bit more than is wise.

I don’t really think that’s the case. Just putting it out there.

2/1/2018 5:41:09 AM

I've been tracking my deodorant use over the last two sticks. My preferred deodorant is Mitchum Invisible Solid, which I normally buy in the 76 g (2.7 oz) size.

With the first stick, I used 84 g of deodorant over 140 days.

84 g / 140 days = 0.60 g per day

And with the second stick:

83 g / 125 days = 0.66 g per day

I use 0.63 g of deodorant per day on average. At $2.99 for a single stick, that's about 2-1/4 cents per day (or a little over 1 cent per pit per day).

2/1/2018 10:05:12 AM

^^In this case it was the hospital's standard protocol. They got her up to walk.

2/1/2018 10:57:59 AM

^^ I enjoyed that

2/1/2018 12:11:42 PM

^^^ so for like $25 i could have bought deodorant for every other wolfline passenger for the 4 semesters i had to take the bus

[Edited on February 1, 2018 at 12:42 PM. Reason : i'm dubious about how effective your deodorant is though if it lasts you 140 days]

2/1/2018 12:41:18 PM

How do you measure deodorant effectiveness?

2/1/2018 2:21:13 PM

You don't stank and you stay dry

2/1/2018 2:24:57 PM

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5495795/man-faces-incest-charges-after-having-baby-with-biological-daughter-who-he-planned-to-marry/


He must be from Iowa originally.

[Edited on February 4, 2018 at 9:30 AM. Reason : s]

2/4/2018 9:28:32 AM

Just heard Kylie Jenner said that at 15, she couldn't wait to be a mother. Yep She definitely planned being a mother at 20.

2/6/2018 11:26:05 PM

When your career aspiration is to be an "Insta Queen", then it all makes sense.

Because truly, such people make the best parents.

2/7/2018 12:22:29 PM