lol

8/8/2019 7:48:35 PM

Quote :

"One time, I was at the urinal taking a leak, and a spider started crawling towards me. When it was about to climb onto my shoe, I decided to try to step on it. I was successful in squashing the beast, but the movement and jostling around cause my pee stream to get on my pant leg a little bit. Instant karma, I suppose."

guess that spider had the last laugh

[Edited on August 12, 2019 at 1:01 PM. Reason : its last laugh]

[Edited on August 12, 2019 at 1:01 PM. Reason : do spiders laugh?]

8/12/2019 1:01:04 PM

Quote :

" back in grade school, when the class would play 7 up heads up, I would always cheat by looking at people's shoes "

some sins are unforgivable

9/6/2019 1:33:54 PM

Who didn't cheat at that game?

9/6/2019 1:37:41 PM

open for confessions

9/6/2019 2:05:03 PM

confess to me

11/9/2019 12:10:52 PM

Quote :

"eleusis is the worst. Sometimes I wish I had fucked his ugly ass ex-wife when everyone else was. I wonder how many times she came home after sucking a stranger's dick, and planted a sloppy kiss right on his lips."

5/11/2020 8:35:07 PM

dang. shots fired.

5/12/2020 10:06:21 AM

Confess to me and free yourself of your deeds

6/26/2020 3:39:55 PM

Quote :

"Tell EMCE that I am mad at him for not recognizing who I've been posting as with an alias. -DivaBaby19. "

[Edited on July 22, 2020 at 1:44 PM. Reason : 19 :*]

7/22/2020 1:42:53 PM

ooh divababy, send me a confession from your alias!

[Edited on July 23, 2020 at 8:43 AM. Reason : b]

7/23/2020 8:42:50 AM

Confess to me and free yourself of your deeds

11/23/2020 2:11:21 PM

I can't. PMs don't seem to be working. I just get ye olde OH SHIT! page when I click my inbox.

11/23/2020 4:44:04 PM

Well shit

11/23/2020 5:10:51 PM

Confess to me and free yourself of your deeds

3/27/2021 9:41:42 PM

Send me confessions plz

4/29/2021 11:51:12 PM

Confess to me

8/18/2023 2:38:14 PM