My son shat on me today. So goddamn disrespectful.

6/4/2026 11:08:51 PM

So goddamn disrespectful

6/9/2026 6:28:48 PM

i think skwinkle and mcfluffle kinda sound like kindred spirits. maybe it is the "le" at the end

6/10/2026 12:56:58 PM

Skwinkle once gave me some snails

[Edited on June 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM. Reason : .]

6/11/2026 6:08:29 PM

Oh snap, hello mcfluffle. Want to be friends?

6/11/2026 6:41:49 PM

Yo dawg, what up?

6/12/2026 7:08:18 PM

mcfluffle what's up dog

6/13/2026 3:11:56 PM

Is it me, or does it smell like up dog in here?

6/13/2026 3:18:47 PM

LOL

what's updog>????/

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6/13/2026 3:21:04 PM

my box set of The Twilight Zone

6/13/2026 3:29:51 PM

This duck sneaky af! I was like right up on it wtf

Its preggers



[Edited on June 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM. Reason : Eggs]

6/13/2026 5:03:50 PM

They always come back

6/13/2026 9:04:34 PM

I think the gym is busier than i've ever seen

7/18/2026 10:34:21 AM

i’m thinking about the social dynamics of the WNBA

7/22/2026 5:48:49 PM

Work is sending me to a conference.

Yay! Trip to Sweden! w00t!
Booo! I miss my wife, son, and dogs already.


Flying out tonight.

8/25/2026 1:21:58 PM

^Rad!!! Have a safe trip!!

8/25/2026 1:24:22 PM

Lord please protect EMCE and his family. Amen #StayBlessed

8/25/2026 7:12:19 PM

I'm thinking i should have fallen asleep by now

9/1/2026 12:17:21 AM

I’m thinking about second-hand embarrassment

9/1/2026 5:17:25 PM

Man PLEASE get some rain today...

9/3/2026 1:29:32 PM