Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "yay fedex guy finally came
now i can take a shower" |
NeuseRvrRat7/1/2011 2:49:09 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I don't have a penis." |
-GeniuSxBoY7/5/2011 3:10:03 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "In fact I regret swallowing the bite of meat and cheese that I did eat." |
joe17669/Hampton7/5/2011 10:15:47 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "legs bent. ass out. over exaggerate" |
Joie
(yea you knew that was coming)7/7/2011 2:53:08 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "so I'm in....now what?" |
bbhehehehehehehehehe7/7/2011 5:36:07 PM |
Joie begonias is my boo 22491 Posts user info edit post |
^^actually i forgot about this thread 7/7/2011 6:12:54 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Let's do something large." |
um...d7freestyler, what do you mean? 7/8/2011 8:22:33 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my mom used to get so mad cause I'd would always be playing with it" |
-Minkagrl017/11/2011 3:48:26 PM |
MinkaGrl01
21814 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "my breasts just aren't use to being worked on for that long. My nipples are sore after last night's 'power pump.' " |
bottombaby7/14/2011 9:39:56 AM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Can the context really make that much better? 7/14/2011 9:41:31 AM |
MinkaGrl01
21814 Posts user info edit post |
7/14/2011 9:47:19 AM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "thegoodlife3 All American 21120 Posts user info edit post
mmmmmmmmmmmm Jameson
7/2/2011 8:03:16 PM" |
7/18/2011 9:40:15 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39143 Posts user info edit post |
haha
it's the only liquor I really enjoy 7/19/2011 12:23:11 AM |
puck_it All American 15446 Posts user info edit post |
Lol dweedle 7/19/2011 12:25:19 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "wow! He whipped that junk for almost 4 minutes! This is beside the point but no commentary was kind of weird to me." |
-punchmonk7/22/2011 2:50:47 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
son of a bitch, I was going to post that 7/22/2011 5:51:25 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "So my pie tastes great, but I'd like to give it a crunchy top. Any suggestions?" |
7/24/2011 8:57:19 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "std deviations would be good" |
-Joie7/28/2011 10:23:24 AM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I bent over backwards to hold this shit" |
-saps8528/1/2011 5:30:10 PM |
qntmfred retired 40550 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "EMCE I'll do it with you" |
-LunaK
[Edited on August 2, 2011 at 9:51 AM. Reason : giggity]8/2/2011 9:51:26 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'd fuck Hugh Jackman. " |
Slave Famous8/5/2011 2:50:48 PM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i took a introductory class last weekend and my ass was sore for days." |
Joie8/5/2011 11:02:49 PM |
BlackJesus Suspended 13089 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I have a pretty decent right and left handed flick." |
punchmonk8/6/2011 3:16:38 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
haha...I didn't even think of that sounding like flicking the bean. I was talking about ultimate frisbee. 8/6/2011 3:18:06 PM |
MinkaGrl01
21814 Posts user info edit post |
GREEN JAY
Quote : | "if i can taste it in my mouth, it's too much." |
8/11/2011 11:31:46 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52743 Posts user info edit post |
the first one on this page makes me laugh 8/11/2011 11:40:04 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I must've squeezed between cells" |
8/14/2011 10:49:32 PM |
settledown Suspended 11583 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "are we just going to rely on our TWW notoriety to make this film popular or are we shooting for some certain niche like blindfolded hot tub creampies" |
8/16/2011 9:21:21 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Naw tonight was all dark meat, baby " |
wolfpackgrrr8/21/2011 10:12:31 PM |
mdozer73 All American 8005 Posts user info edit post |
Minkagrl01: Quote : | "ok this is really hard,
I'm stuck between Smath74 and AxlBonBach
Both of them sent me really incredible submissions " |
8/23/2011 11:42:32 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
lol. Since we're on minkagrl, here's another.
Quote : | "omg that looks so good and tasty. i want it in my mouth" |
8/23/2011 11:44:33 AM |
MinkaGrl01
21814 Posts user info edit post |
^hey that doesn't count!!!!! that was from a PM! it was supposed to be private
8/23/2011 11:50:28 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
8/23/2011 11:51:56 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
giving it that 190% bump 8/24/2011 9:38:35 PM |
MinkaGrl01
21814 Posts user info edit post |
evilmustard
Quote : | "oh god yes i'm in it." |
8/24/2011 9:41:31 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "bmel: I like to go full on hardcore. However, the slow and easy has been working " |
orlly8/30/2011 2:55:39 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
elkaybie
Quote : | "...loved that new ball smell!!" | ]8/31/2011 10:18:58 AM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
damn...I was gonna quote LKB. dweedle swooped. 8/31/2011 2:03:18 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
next time yall do a tunnel painting i should go and just have a zipline i ride in on and paint stuff real quick 8/31/2011 2:06:06 PM |
punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
YES! 8/31/2011 2:16:03 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "You'll BLAST out of the hole." |
maximus9/2/2011 12:51:29 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My wife nailed me with vomito" |
-sumfoo19/8/2011 8:58:25 AM |
sparky Garage Mod 12301 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i like masturbating" |
Joie9/13/2011 10:48:02 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "GREEN JAY: 8" would be particularly large though " |
9/20/2011 3:10:59 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
"he talked so much shit i was expecting him to be good and then he just..... seizured everywhere" 9/21/2011 8:39:24 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89721 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "sorry, but you're too black. " |
bottombaby9/21/2011 10:41:00 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
yeah yeah yeah. racist white girl is racist 9/21/2011 10:45:11 PM |
MinkaGrl01
21814 Posts user info edit post |
zifnab
Quote : | "I thought she was gonna blow!" |
9/22/2011 3:13:25 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "theres a bear in my bed" |
TreeTwista10
~9/25/2011 8:26:02 PM |
jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
9/25/2011 10:23:57 PM |