don't buy anything from dnl because he probably got it out of the dumpster...

1/7/2008 8:19:51 PM

wasnt on my name on tww....95 percent was sold on craigslist anyways plus the shit worked...

1/7/2008 8:21:28 PM

Quote :

"i absolutely hate the phone. I will ignore about 90-95 percent of my calls. But if you text me I'll respond immediately"

1/7/2008 8:24:26 PM

i like emo/screamo/goth type of girls

[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 8:35 PM. Reason : x ]

1/7/2008 8:34:54 PM

I could do this for a really long time and be stupidly happy.

I am also not ready to go home, go back to work or go back to classes.

1/7/2008 8:50:24 PM

if thats how you wanna act


then thats your deal

have fun with that



I'll be in belize next fall anyway

1/9/2008 2:59:04 AM

i missed the exit to your parents house hours ago

1/9/2008 3:00:00 AM

i really can't stand a few of the guys i have dated. the thought that i was ever attracted to them makes me want to puke.

1/9/2008 3:05:20 AM

im with you there

1/9/2008 3:05:57 AM

im with you there

1/9/2008 3:06:16 AM

I'm perfectly happy not being in a relationship, apparently this makes me weird.

1/9/2008 3:06:49 AM

no thats not weird. i tend to attract the crazy/obsessive/stalker guys so i have given up for now.

1/9/2008 3:07:58 AM

i tend to stumble upon the jaded to the point of apathy guys

1/9/2008 3:12:38 AM

Quote :

"When I find out all the reasons Maybe I'll find another way Find another day With all the changing seasons of my life Maybe I'll get it right next time An now that you've been broken down Got your head out of the clouds You're back down on the ground And you don't talk so loud An you don't walk so proud Any more, and what for "

1/9/2008 3:28:48 AM

HOW'S IT TASTE MOTHA FUCKER????






like shit actually, I fucking hate it

1/9/2008 3:56:43 AM

I'm too lazy to even make it to classes at the local community college

1/9/2008 4:12:44 AM

IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

1/9/2008 4:17:56 AM

sometimes I think I shoulda just settled with what I was content with


and dealt with it


but somewhere, somehow, for some reason i know thats the last thing I shoulda done

I mean whatever, she's getting married to her ex, enjoy fucking cold gay ass boston

I'll send a postcard from the islands

[Edited on January 9, 2008 at 4:23 AM. Reason : not what I want, just woulda been less stressful]

1/9/2008 4:22:26 AM

why the fuck did I just do that????????





someone just fucking shoot me for being dumb


was I just trying to add injury to insult

1/9/2008 4:27:01 AM

Put the alcohol away, mang.

1/9/2008 4:32:18 AM

whatever

I've pretty much earned a good swift kick or two in the nuts


I really just wish it was from people I didn't give a fuck about though

my jager is all gone now, but thankfully ol jimmy is here


just a bad day altogether

1/9/2008 4:36:57 AM

I always brush / floss real well the night before and morning of a dental appointment. Its kind of like cramming, it doesn't do you any good, but you kinda feel better about yourself going in.

1/9/2008 10:48:57 AM

^^ I vaguely remember you saying that you needed to put a Breathalyzer on your computer... How's that coming

1/9/2008 11:02:01 AM

this might hurt

1/9/2008 12:06:25 PM

my farts are seriously smelly today

1/9/2008 5:37:53 PM

Playing Dr.Mario helps me sleep

1/9/2008 5:40:03 PM

"Touch Me" by Cathy Dennis is the greatest song ever made.

1/9/2008 5:40:47 PM

I hate people who play music through their laptop speakers in public and don't bother with headphones.

1/9/2008 5:44:40 PM

I literally cannot talk to a woman w/o looking at her breasts

Like, my eyes go down to the boobs by themselves

I have to dart my eyes around like I'm nervous, to avoid looking at the boobs

This goes for 22-year-old knockouts and fat 50-year-old pharmacists

1/9/2008 6:09:24 PM

i look at boobs a lot too when i talk to people...

some guy at work caught me looking at my boobs, that was awkward.

1/9/2008 6:52:40 PM

haha i think i influenced a broad to look at her boobs at lake johnson

she needed a sports bra...it was funny watching her try to run without any largescale movement

1/9/2008 7:21:36 PM

i seriously wish i could eat nothing but yogurt

1/9/2008 7:34:27 PM

yogurts got too many enzymes...itll fuck up your digesticals

1/9/2008 7:35:20 PM

some of the worst and most despicable things ive done to a woman was while whiskey drunk and with type o negative at ear bleeding levels

1/9/2008 7:36:26 PM

you mean in quantities i would have to consume to live off eating nothing but?

1/9/2008 7:36:58 PM

i think i just noticed a wolfweb romance that has blossomed lol

1/9/2008 7:57:17 PM

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the worlds not ready to accept us

1/9/2008 7:58:02 PM

i love hearing children cry

1/9/2008 7:58:53 PM

I'll listen to the same album on repeat for months.

1/9/2008 7:59:27 PM

I make children cry.

1/9/2008 7:59:55 PM

i really like that Miley Cyrus song

I was way to excited to drive the stock car tonight.

1/9/2008 8:17:25 PM

Quote :

"i think i just noticed a wolfweb romance that has blossomed lol"

o rly? lol

1/9/2008 9:01:59 PM

i know we are in a water crisis but....i take baths almost every night

1/9/2008 9:12:55 PM

^^ is actually ^ and
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lol j/k

1/9/2008 9:14:09 PM

i need to get back on my meds.

1/9/2008 9:16:35 PM

the timing sucked

1/9/2008 9:19:07 PM

i could try harder, i just can't get off my ass

1/9/2008 9:30:26 PM

I thought I liked pain, but apparently not

1/10/2008 1:35:30 PM

All I want out of life is to enjoy what I'm doing and make enough money to live comfortably plus some.

Help me out world!!!!

1/10/2008 1:38:01 PM

i want to know what color coat a wolfweb chick has

1/10/2008 2:04:55 PM