Quote :

"35"

9/25/2011 10:35:06 PM

Quote :

"Jaybee1200 (9:25) : its not that weird to feel a boner"

chatterbox

9/26/2011 9:27:57 PM

hahah, I didnt want to post my own shit, figured that would break etiquette

9/26/2011 9:32:35 PM

Quote :

"I for one love when girls can take a horse cock like a champ, and I love when guys get killed by not taking horse cock like a champ."

GeniuSxBoY

9/29/2011 4:21:17 PM

Quote :

"you never know which type of person is gonna handle your package so best to play it safe."

-Doss2k

10/4/2011 12:11:15 PM

Quote :

"gf took me for a walk last night, saw a playground, couldn't resist. "

-porcha

Quote :

"tore my hands up and now am out of lifting for a few, was worth it though"

-porcha

10/7/2011 1:36:36 PM

Quote :

"Thank god, he just finished."

richthofen

10/19/2011 12:34:58 PM

Quote :

"I didn't get pearl necklaces until i was a jr at state."

GoldenGirl

10/27/2011 3:20:11 PM

Quote :

" 4 hours. 12 inches."

Dropdeadkate

10/28/2011 5:53:45 PM

Quote :

"The entire office area smells like my taco!"

MinkaGrl01

11/4/2011 1:21:18 PM

Quote :

"Ill just say that I have never finished up quicker than I did on Saturday."

-ENDContra

11/7/2011 2:23:39 PM

Quote :

"I have a penis"

-Meg

11/11/2011 8:37:22 PM

Fooled you huh?

11/11/2011 8:47:12 PM

Quote :

"oh do me! should be easy enough"

GoldenGirl

11/17/2011 10:17:16 AM

Quote :

"the goo is "delicious broth.""

-bottombaby

11/24/2011 9:10:06 PM

Quote :

"let me see your tool"

Cashier at Lowe's the other day.

11/25/2011 6:48:30 AM

Quote :

"Looks like one thing, but tastes like another."

- DivaBaby19

11/25/2011 10:11:48 PM

LOL

Dick looks like a popsicle but tastes like the ocean

11/25/2011 10:14:36 PM

Quote :

"Not a day goes by now that I don't whip it out."

Hiro

11/30/2011 8:27:07 AM

Quote :

"I kind of like high velocity nut"

-ncsuapex

1/16/2012 10:55:46 PM

Quote :

"fuck I just came"

-prb185

1/17/2012 5:20:12 PM

Quote :

"my stuff just kind of got stuffed in on top of his"

-elise

1/20/2012 10:55:32 AM

Quote :

"sorry if the title mislead you to believe there would be hairy pussies."

1/23/2012 2:57:54 PM

Quote :

"we've been worked"

- elise

1/26/2012 11:24:50 AM

I'm good at this

1/26/2012 11:25:35 AM

Quote :

"dammit, i didn't want to be on top"

DeeMarie

1/26/2012 11:38:09 AM

Quote :

""Lol we're going to be the worst jurors ever.""

1/26/2012 11:54:33 AM

Quote :

"You took my bottom virginity"

2/28/2012 5:00:33 PM

^ doesn't count because that was deliberate.

and totally in context

2/28/2012 5:08:39 PM

Quote :

"I used to use "go to bottom" sometimes but I can do a 3 finger swipe"

2/28/2012 6:13:45 PM

Quote :

"I feel like a dirty individual because I enjoy licking ass, pussy,(btw what's with guys that don't like eating pussy?) and flipping her over, banging doggy style so I can see and play with her starfish."

freshmonkey

2/28/2012 7:01:22 PM

Quote :

"settledown2000@gmail.com"

-settledown

2/28/2012 7:25:26 PM

Quote :

"Another question! I need new pants. My body is changing quickly, and I can't keep buying new pants every two months."

elise

Turns out she isn't preggers and having a shotgun wedding.

Or is she?

3/2/2012 11:18:44 AM

the world may never know!

3/2/2012 11:20:31 AM

Quote :

"I am currently getting fist fucked here in pensacola."

-Fareako

3/3/2012 11:36:40 AM

lol I'm on the first page and never knew it til today.

3/3/2012 5:15:43 PM

Jeepin4x4

Quote :

"dome, while i don't mind it i definitely don't consider it a favorite."

fag

3/8/2012 12:07:44 PM

Quote :

"I always end up playing catcher ~ "

-TreeTwista10

[Edited on March 8, 2012 at 3:55 PM. Reason : fag]

3/8/2012 3:55:18 PM

Quote :

"EMCE (4:28) : unclenched asshole? oh yeah...it's EMCE time "

3/9/2012 4:30:33 PM

there's nothing out of context about that

3/9/2012 4:33:58 PM

Quote :

"my arms smell like tacos"

-evlbetty

3/18/2012 2:52:54 AM

Quote :

" Sex happens in the woods or in a tent outside the house."

4/3/2012 10:31:29 AM

Quote :

"MinkaGrl01 (11:55) : i'm tired of that, my hand hurts "

4/26/2012 11:57:58 AM

I'm pretty sure that's exactly what I was talking about about

4/26/2012 11:59:26 AM

OH WELL THEN FUCK

4/26/2012 12:00:11 PM

Quote :

"Id be more likely to come if it was in north raleigh"

elise

5/2/2012 7:39:01 PM

I wonder how many times i have been mentioned in this thread?

5/2/2012 7:40:16 PM

Quote :

"that's a great looking box"

Woodsmith Shop

5/2/2012 9:04:17 PM

Quote :

"i can only imagine nuts"

simonn

[Edited on May 19, 2012 at 10:42 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2012 10:42:11 PM

Quote :

"I am going to go look at my bean in the mirror now. I don't think it looks like a penis but I want to make sure."

punchmonk



hahahahaha

5/22/2012 2:28:20 AM