Is the signing of every single post made one of the lamest things this site has seen since...dnl?

11/22/2008 8:40:07 PM

35.02, fark

HOW `BOUT DAT PACK

11/22/2008 8:40:09 PM

am i supposed to do everything to please nottingham?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/22/2008 8:40:57 PM

what color shirt are you wearing?

11/22/2008 8:42:27 PM

Quote :

"did I just walk in on an e-pissing contest?"

apparently

^^^^ haha possibly

^^^ is that a quesiton?

^^ no, ofcourse not

^ grey

11/22/2008 9:15:12 PM

what up


is texting bwn appropriate or do I have to call her ?

11/22/2008 9:18:12 PM

text dude. you don't want to seem too desperate.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/22/2008 9:19:41 PM

nvm

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 9:24 PM. Reason : i'll ask something else later or edit this one]

11/22/2008 9:23:39 PM

on a scale 1-10 where do i belong?

11/22/2008 9:24:02 PM

SLAVE: will she respond to text bwn? i guess that is the best route

^ 7.8 - 8.4

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 9:30 PM. Reason : .]

11/22/2008 9:30:22 PM

damn, dominant chicks are hot. I gotta find one

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

11/22/2008 9:31:10 PM

Why does the caged bird sing?

11/22/2008 9:36:08 PM

because it is sad and wants to get out

11/22/2008 9:49:22 PM

well she ignored the text so I called her

she ignored that too

ouch

I don't deal with rejection well

I think I'm going to watch the Midnight Meat Train instead

11/22/2008 10:00:50 PM

Probably should have left off the "I was just posting on the wolf web..." part of your text. That's what did you in.

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 10:05 PM. Reason : .]

11/22/2008 10:04:37 PM

nah literally the content of the text was

Quote :

"thought you might wanna come over tonight and chill"

11/22/2008 10:07:00 PM

nvm

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 10:10 PM. Reason : that sucks slave]

11/22/2008 10:09:41 PM

^^ i guess she is busy

^ you always ask something and then edit.

11/22/2008 10:22:01 PM

that last time was actually me making fun of slave

11/22/2008 10:28:31 PM

hey fuck you buddy

dont kick a man while he's down

11/22/2008 10:29:58 PM

this is why you lock in your hookups early

11/22/2008 10:36:11 PM

nah I live my life a quarter mile at a time

11/22/2008 10:37:21 PM

How can I make my "ask me" thread as successful as yours?

11/22/2008 10:41:26 PM

bump it a lot!!

11/22/2008 10:43:49 PM

the girl i am crazy about called me out for disliking (which is well deserved) the dude she has been hanging out with

what am i to do?

11/22/2008 10:45:38 PM

tell her that you like her? or just don't do anything...i mean what can you do.

11/22/2008 10:47:25 PM

He could always kill himself. That solves lots of problems...

11/22/2008 10:48:24 PM

thats the thing

we've been friends for a while now

so the friend zone has already been breached

but i was totally prepared to confess all next week while i am in town for thanksgiving

but tonight she calls to let me know she is back with the dude who she spent a week calling me about to tell me how lame the dude is

what is the deal with girls?

11/22/2008 10:50:17 PM

beat him up !

11/22/2008 10:50:56 PM

^^ don't know. i have friends like that. i don't get it

11/22/2008 10:51:38 PM

its the absolute worse

and the thing is, for years she has stepped in to let me know how she feels about the girls i have been with

which, retardedly, i have dropped the girls she has disapproved of

i am obviously the loser in the situation

but why?

i cant tell you how many mutual friends have told me that we would make the absolute perfect couple

RIDICULOUS

11/22/2008 10:55:18 PM

sounds like you should forget all the 'perfect couple' bs and just go pick up a floozy at the bar

its a tried and true method to make the concept of a real relationship seem silly and archaic

11/22/2008 10:57:07 PM

i prefer real relationships to random hookups i think

11/22/2008 11:00:20 PM

probbly cuz you're older

what are you like 28

11/22/2008 11:01:16 PM

^^ me too

random hookups are fun and all

but i am ready for the real deal

[Edited on November 22, 2008 at 11:02 PM. Reason : CARROT]

11/22/2008 11:01:51 PM

no. i'm 24.

11/22/2008 11:02:12 PM

oh snap me too


but I'm extremely immature

11/22/2008 11:03:34 PM

i think i got all my random hookupness out during my first 2 years of college.

11/22/2008 11:04:15 PM

^ as did i

11/22/2008 11:05:27 PM

yall grew up too fast

11/22/2008 11:06:42 PM

ha

although the best night of my life was my 20th birthday, which was the day that herb left

brackman was my neighbor and he had a party to celebrate herb leaving

me and illian evtimov walked up to a party and he freaked out because people were throwing beer bottles off the balcony

after that i had the first true one night stand of my life

EASILY the best night of my life

11/22/2008 11:12:42 PM

ttt

11/23/2008 3:24:05 PM

did you do anything cool this weekend???

11/23/2008 3:31:38 PM

NO did you?

i stayed in and did work blah.

11/23/2008 3:33:04 PM

houseparty friday night.... and glenwood last night....

i had fun... i missed my rawleigh friends... i still didn't get to see half of them.

11/23/2008 3:39:26 PM

Quote :

"i think livinproof calls them beefcakes too...so i'm not all alone in the weirdness "

nope girlie...you're all alon on this one

11/23/2008 4:51:21 PM

what should i eat for dinnnnner. i'm so hungry and i have to go get something. but i don't know what.

11/23/2008 6:15:17 PM

Bojangles.

11/23/2008 6:16:47 PM

that is kinda what i was thinking even though i just ate that for lunch on friday. do i want

a) kid's meal leg (leg, biscuit, fries, baby tea) and add a side of mac n cheese

or

b) 2 pc dinner with leg and breast, biscuit, tea, fries add mac cheese


??

11/23/2008 6:19:54 PM

Go with the Cajun Filet Chicken sandwich combo, you'll love yourself afterwards.

11/23/2008 6:21:36 PM