I like the way this guy justifies the fact that he sent it to a dude at the end. homophobe?

Quote :

"Ive always wanted to jerk it in my office just so I could say that I did. And i sent this confession to a guy because I thought it would be creepy if i sent a confession about jerking off to a chick i didnt know, but now I think its just as creepy to send it to a guy."

11/12/2009 3:03:30 PM

Quote :

"i shaved my legs once and kept them shaved for about a month, just to see what it was like, and to try and figure why you chicks bitch and whine about having to do it all the time. it really wasnt that bad, and i would do it all the time if people didnt think it was gay for a man to shave his legs."

11/12/2009 3:03:39 PM

^fag

11/12/2009 3:04:04 PM

Quote :

"I haven't left my house in almost 24 hours because of the rain. I wish my SO would comfort me but all he will want when he gets home is to bitch about work. On rainy days this makes me "

Some of these confessions make me sad.............some make me laff

11/12/2009 3:04:21 PM

I wonder how long this thread can stay good. I hope it dies a civil death instead of being beaten into the ground before people realize its time is up.

But I know it won't.

11/12/2009 3:05:12 PM

Quote :

"The reason I am exactly that same IRL as online is laziness: I'm too lazy to censor myself IRL, where censorship is kind of expected. I'm too lazy to create/maintain an online persona, so teh internet is business as usual. "

11/12/2009 3:06:13 PM

I think that, more than likely, people are keeping the real drama to users they can trust

I know I have

11/12/2009 3:06:51 PM

I'll do it

11/12/2009 3:08:06 PM

Quote :

"ive always wanted to tag the hell out of divababy "

11/12/2009 3:08:12 PM

Quote :

"I'm not at all in love with the girl I'm currently seeing but am too chickenshit to break up with her or do anything about it because it seems like I'd rather be in an unhappy relationship than be alone."

11/12/2009 3:08:23 PM

^^^^ shit yes

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 3:08 PM. Reason : a]

11/12/2009 3:08:27 PM

I've sent all my confessions to random people, just like the thread says. you pussies.

11/12/2009 3:08:52 PM

Quote :

"I often fish for compliments regarding my vagina, even though deep down I know it's awesome. I even send pictures of it to guys online just to see their response."

and then she sent me a picture of a fish... awkward and confusing....

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 3:10 PM. Reason : the picture remarks were totally joking btw :p]

11/12/2009 3:09:15 PM

oh hayyyy someone wants to tag me

11/12/2009 3:09:57 PM

Quote :

"I am incredibly tired of being "the friend". If one more girl tells me that they can tell me anything or that they feel so amazingly comfortable around me or that they can't believe I don't have girls fighting over me I am going to scream. If I am so fucking awesome (which I am, btw) how come we aren't going out?"

Quote :

"I almost broke up with my wife when we were just dating because I didnt like her anymore. The only reason I didn't was because I liked hanging out with her dad."

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 3:12 PM. Reason : got another]

11/12/2009 3:11:43 PM

complimenting someone's junk always felt like it was taboo, but I have yet to run across a woman that didn't feel flattered by the compliments.

11/12/2009 3:14:00 PM

Quote :

"someone once told me i had the pinkest pussy they'd ever seen. i guess they meant it as a compliment, but it totally weirded me out. "

11/12/2009 3:16:52 PM

Quote :

"I have a gallery full of nudes sent to me by TWW females. If I were an evil person, I could probably ruin the lives of at least 20 TWW ladies. Lucky for them, I'm a good dude."

11/12/2009 3:17:23 PM

Quote :

"Today I woke up to go to work on time. Found out my early morning meeting was cancelled, so I went back to bed. Skipped the next three meetings, took my adderall and got high as a kite, then got lunch on my way into the office. This happens several times a week, and I'm pretty sure everyone I work with knows I do this. Am I just lucky, or does everyone do this and just gets away with it too? "

11/12/2009 3:17:24 PM

^^ PM those to me, THANKS

11/12/2009 3:18:40 PM

Quote :

"my friends and i like to read vinylbandit's posts and laugh at how big of a douchebag he is"

11/12/2009 3:19:03 PM

yeah right lol ^^

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 3:19 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2009 3:19:10 PM

Quote :

"thumper is by far my least favorite wolf webber.. everytime she posts i want to slam my head against the wall "

11/12/2009 3:19:58 PM

Quote :

"I've always thought everyone is at least a little bisexual, so a few years ago I let a dude blow me (actually a close friend). I stopped him after about 30 seconds because my dick was going limp. It was the ultimate confirmation that I am indeed completely straight. Now I no longer think everyone is at least a little bisexual "

11/12/2009 3:20:25 PM

I love it!

11/12/2009 3:22:16 PM

haha someone wants to have sex with me....


anyway, I'm here for a bit, give me confessions....

11/12/2009 3:22:38 PM

^^^^^^^^whatevers: I am incredibly tired of being "the friend"... If I am so fucking awesome (which I am, btw) how come we aren't going out?

Because you aren't establishing a physical connection. If you like a girl, FLIRT with her from the beginning, and make it clear that you want to go out. Go read the ladder theory to understand why men want to bang every girl, and why women have two types of relationships with men.

11/12/2009 3:22:55 PM

xtine i hope you made that up

11/12/2009 3:23:31 PM

Quote :

"lucyinthesky is way overrated by dudes on this site. i guess tww guys needed another girl to lust after since ncsugirl left "

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 3:24 PM. Reason : h8 h8 h8 h8]

11/12/2009 3:23:32 PM

lucy is way hotter than NCSUGirl. if you don't see that, you're gay

11/12/2009 3:24:24 PM

Quote :

"I really think I have an addiction or something to sex. I get to the point where I will sleep with ALMOST anyone when I'm horny because I feel like I NEED it. I usually only hook up with people I know, but I totally consider trying to find a random stranger. I will masturbate and won't stop until I've cum at least 15 times in that one setting. Then when I'm done, it's like it never happened. I sort of flick a switch and turn back into normal ole me. Kinda odd."

11/12/2009 3:24:56 PM

Quote :

"I'm still crazy about a girl I dated 3 years ago. I've been with plenty of girls since her, but she is still the gold standard "

11/12/2009 3:25:17 PM

^^^seriously. Body, mind and soul - the triple threat for serious

^^It's very possible actually. If it's affecting your daily life you should definitely see a doctor about it.

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 3:26 PM. Reason : .]

11/12/2009 3:25:22 PM

Quote :

"sometimes i wish i could suck my own dick just once, just to see what it's like "

11/12/2009 3:26:04 PM

^ said every guy on TWW

11/12/2009 3:26:46 PM

Quote :

"i just wanna motorboat divababy "

11/12/2009 3:28:07 PM

Sometimes I wish I could lick my own vag.. but then I'm like "ew, vaginas..."

11/12/2009 3:28:12 PM

Quote :

"I would love to have a few wicked one night stands. Just epic fucking and then see ya, but not really. I would especially like to have a three way with a guy and a girl that I would never see again, or only see for the humping. I also wouldn't mind taking part in something that involved couples and bondage."

11/12/2009 3:28:25 PM

^^^^^and im sure some of you have tried

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 3:28 PM. Reason : ^]

11/12/2009 3:28:35 PM

^^Z and I can help this poster

11/12/2009 3:29:14 PM

Quote :

"i have thought that i wanted to taste my own cum, but by the time i actually get off i no longer want to "

11/12/2009 3:29:43 PM

Quote :

"I, too, get turned on by the thought of a guy jerking it"

11/12/2009 3:29:54 PM

Quote :

"Go read the ladder theory to understand why men want to bang every girl, and why women have two types of relationships with men."

lol what

11/12/2009 3:30:26 PM

Quote :

"i hate it that i'm so god damned sensitive. it's the fucking internet. jesus. "

^ that's not a confession

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 3:36 PM. Reason : i'm retarded]

11/12/2009 3:31:25 PM

Quote :

"the internet has so completely numbed me to all things sexual that I find it difficult to get off to anything even approaching normal/vanilla porn. It's gotten to a point where the porn has to be way fucking out there to elicit a response. While this hasn't affected real activities yet, I worry that is could. (mainly because I am not sure how you would even bring some of that stuff up to someone.)"

11/12/2009 3:32:18 PM

Quote :

"I used to hide in the closet of the bathroom so i could watch my mom take a bath. "

11/12/2009 3:32:49 PM

imagine how many well adjusted TWW'ers are going to be walking around this weekend unburdened from their dark secrets. We are all in for a great weekend.

Feel free to send more if you like.

11/12/2009 3:32:53 PM

Quote :

"I, too, get turned on by the thought of a guy jerking it"

apparently dudes jerking it makes lots of girls hot.

11/12/2009 3:34:06 PM

Quote :

"desperately want a MMF threesome (DP > eiffel tower, but I'm down for both), and maybe a foursome. The way I see it, put everything to good use at least once."

11/12/2009 3:34:10 PM

Quote :

"I have really wanted to expand my realm of sexual experimentation with the those that I have dated. Some of this has been as simple and mundane as trying every position imaginable and some of gravitates towards dom/sub stuff. I never mention the dom/sub involvements because I fear they'll think me too much of a chauvinist when I suggest I play the dom role or me too much as wuss when I request I play an extreme sub role. I think this sort of sexual openness is what would be required to keep me monogamous in a relationship, even though ultimately I would like a girl where traditional monogamy wasn't some much of a rule as a guideline."

11/12/2009 3:34:25 PM