Quote :

"I LOVE legends"

horrorshow

5/31/2012 1:36:14 PM

Quote :

"MinkaGrl01 (12:52) : [...], well most of it. thing was huge, I tried to fit it all in my mouth but I had to keep readjusting"

6/11/2012 12:56:27 PM

Quote :

"I clearly stated her EYEBROWS were unattractive"

At least elbows were not pointy.

6/26/2012 1:44:44 PM

Quote :

"i just want to try to fit that thing in my mouth"

-LunaK

6/26/2012 6:06:07 PM

Quote :

"Also makes me want to gargle hot man cream."

- Netstorm


(how was this one not caught?)

6/27/2012 8:18:31 AM

Quote :

"My dad likes to suck 'em like a cock."

Slave Famous

[Edited on July 2, 2012 at 8:59 PM. Reason : .]

7/2/2012 8:58:52 PM

Quote :

"all the fancy stuff is for eating out"

- Meg

7/4/2012 11:43:01 AM

Quote :

"we can go wear costumes to go drinking and make the video"

-Klatypus

7/6/2012 3:54:17 PM

Quote :

"That is one sensual clam."

-Skwinkle

7/10/2012 11:38:55 AM

Quote :

"ah, maybe I subcunteously pulled that "

-saps852

It's from a PM and it's fabulous. I have no idea where else subcunteously belongs.

7/11/2012 2:53:14 AM

Quote :

"But for the house, where size/length matters, I may just keep it the way it is because I have no problem hitting anything "from the hip""

-paerabol

7/17/2012 9:07:36 AM

Quote :

"I'd like to see a few more portfolios before deciding on who to let poke me."

dropdeadkate

7/19/2012 9:56:51 AM

Quote :

"I posted in the community forums on craigslist looking for "jam sessions" to attend in my area. I got a response from a guy who attends one a decent bit away from me in Clear Run, NC. "

-petejames

7/25/2012 9:48:25 AM

lol

7/25/2012 9:49:04 AM

Quote :

"aph319: You gotta come harder than that "

while talking about

star wars

7/25/2012 3:48:05 PM

Quote :

"Jaybee1200 (10:42) : yes exactly, because I love gay asshole."

8/11/2012 10:42:59 PM

Quote :

"I wouldn't try it, but I don't wrap it up because I'm all that scared of AIDS. I'm scared of babies and herpes."

8/16/2012 9:15:36 AM

Quote :

"like velcro to a man's butt"

science is happening in chatterbox

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

8/17/2012 12:42:37 PM

Quote :

"That is a fantastic reason not to throat rape someone.... in addition to the whole throat rape issue."

8/27/2012 10:05:52 PM

Quote :

"Ugh! A mouthful, but they usually get it right."

-acraw

9/24/2012 4:30:13 PM

Quote :

"I'd prefer longer to shorter."

-elise

9/26/2012 11:07:01 PM

9/26/2012 11:09:40 PM

Quote :

"At least I'm raping my officemate..."

-ThePeter

10/28/2012 5:01:42 PM

Quote :

"i'm bummed you didn't last longer"

poor Meg

11/13/2012 4:45:25 PM

Quote :

"I can get it to go or hang out in the front part just fine, so I imagine I'd be okay in the back."

dtownral

2/18/2013 11:32:58 PM

Quote :

"EMCE (1:25) : maybe hes scared of vaginas dropdeadkate (1:26) : I don't really have any...... "

2/25/2013 1:27:54 PM

2/25/2013 1:28:45 PM

Quote :

"dropdeadkate (11:17) : i mean i can find something that fits in there but not correctly."

3/1/2013 11:17:59 AM

Quote :

"I haven't seen successful black man lately."

-Skwinkle

4/3/2013 5:49:31 PM

Quote :

"I'm a pizza delivery boy."

-Roflpack

4/3/2013 5:54:58 PM

Quote :

"Holy fuck that is big. Way tooo big."

jbrick83

4/24/2013 4:14:48 PM

Quote :

"fuck grass. Grass is fucking stupid."

4/26/2013 1:16:25 AM

Quote :

"so now I have a neatly trimmed bush with a large tuft poking up in the middle"

5/6/2013 9:01:22 PM

In the thread about the woman that was raped....

Quote :

"really it was just some randy female that regretted a sudden casual encounter outside of her relationship"

- Mr. Joshua

[Edited on May 7, 2013 at 7:20 PM. Reason : Jjj]

5/7/2013 7:17:36 PM

Quote :

"Not as good as pure white blow, but still highly addictive."

6/30/2013 11:42:55 PM

Quote :

"I finished and swallowed and quickly took the wrapper to the garbage can outside."

- dustm

7/8/2013 12:24:04 PM

Quote :

"saute a vidalia onion in a little olive oil. put some brats on top of the onions. pour a bottle of beer in the pan. let it simmer for a while while the beer reduces. get the grill good and hot, direct heat with a chunk of hickory. put a little char on the brats. toast some potato hotdog buns. bun, brown mustard, brat, onions from the reduced beer."

7/13/2013 9:35:11 PM

that post will work in the grill thread or the childfree thread

7/13/2013 9:36:10 PM

Quote :

"TreeTwista10 (3:30) : free alcohol and 19 year old dick? SIGN ME UP!"

7/19/2013 3:31:44 PM

Quote :

"money grubbin jew whore I'm Krallum and I approved this message."

message_topic.aspx?topic=638021#15870197

7/19/2013 7:21:52 PM

Quote :

"I'm not swapping dick space for a girl that can't support me financially"

8/6/2013 5:12:44 PM

Quote :

" my favorite thing in the world is to take very naughty pictures of myself for my guy. It started off harmless, just a surprise pic I sent one day but now my phone is full of pics from the last few months, pics of my legs spread open, my tits, my ass, and even a few pics I took with a camera timer app of my hands tied with my belt (that was a difficult one to pull off). Nothing turns me on more though. He just requested a picture so I ran to the bathroom at work and took a shot of my ass for him. I've never taken photos like this before and it turns me on so much. Plus I love that he loves them. "

elise

8/6/2013 6:19:45 PM

Quote :

"You are being excessively aggressive about this, so I'm leaning towards computer illiteracy on your part"

8/10/2013 5:50:44 PM

Quote :

"i'm all for tucking dongs"

9/6/2013 1:17:11 PM

Quote :

"so now I have a neatly trimmed bush with a large tuft poking up in the middle"

9/6/2013 2:29:46 PM

Quote :

"AHAHA, Alfred Morris is totally screwing with me."

9/9/2013 8:01:51 PM

Quote :

"How was last night?"

- Stryver

Quote :

"I don't think he came"

-shoot

10/6/2013 7:27:46 AM

Quote :

"Weddings make girls horny. "

begonias

11/11/2013 3:34:10 PM

Quote :

"and the blacks got super black"

CarZin

11/23/2013 1:39:48 PM

Quote :

"And I appreciate learning about shooting kids ..."

elise

1/14/2014 4:03:13 PM