forgot about that...hah.....

but now they have Josh coaching so I'll <3 them

4/3/2010 9:30:00 PM

Did Pastnor coach under the Senile one?

Zoubek is INFURIATING. He is the biggest bitchass motherfucker of a 7-footer I've EVER seen. I honestly would punch him in the face if I was playing against him. He flops on ANY contact. Duke is the biggest disgrace I've ever seen of a college "basketball" team.

[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 9:34 PM. Reason : x]

4/3/2010 9:31:40 PM

haha

4/3/2010 9:35:58 PM

I knew Pastner when I was in school and if you are asking he coached under the GREAT one, then yes.

And Duke and everyone there can go to hell. Except for Jon Scheyer because he needs to make a pit-stop at my place for a quick hate-fuck....and then he too can join the rest of them.

4/3/2010 9:38:21 PM

Would he make the face while hitting it?

4/3/2010 9:41:22 PM

Only if he's doing me from behind

4/3/2010 9:42:32 PM

he who makes faces fucking she who has no face

WORLDS COLLIDE

4/3/2010 9:43:01 PM

well his next stop is hell so that would almost make perfect sense

4/3/2010 9:43:51 PM

De'Sean needs to start playing. Scoreless so far and he is their best player...

Duke is so much better without Thomas and Zoubek on the floor. If not for those two I don't think I'd even dislike this version of their team. I love Nolan Smith as a player and don't hate Scheyer at all either.

Singler is not hateable by himself but that shit he has in his chin makes me want to murder my roommates dog.

4/3/2010 9:45:12 PM

big time buckets there

4/3/2010 9:48:49 PM

damn

4/3/2010 9:51:22 PM

There is something very odd about Singler. It's not quite Children of the Corn, not quite skeletor....I've been trying to think what it is for the longest time now but I can't.

Also.

4/3/2010 9:52:26 PM

Zoubek being bitchmade again.

4/3/2010 9:53:05 PM

he does kind of have a stare like the ginger kids in that south park episode

4/3/2010 9:53:12 PM

yeah, I mean it's something....just can't put my finger on it

4/3/2010 9:54:20 PM

nolan smith's face pisses me off. i just want to punch it

4/3/2010 9:57:00 PM

well you may get lucky and not have to watch him for too much longer

4/3/2010 9:57:58 PM

lol, yeah right. smith and sunglare will both be back next year so that they can be forever

4/3/2010 9:59:04 PM

hah....I meant for this game

4/3/2010 9:59:58 PM

Singler would be a fringe first round pick. Smith is lucky to be mid-second round after next year.

Zoubek can do whatever he wants and not get called. Pathetic.

4/3/2010 10:00:34 PM

apparently a 7 foot behemoth slamming into another player's back is no longer a foul

4/3/2010 10:00:55 PM

I. FUCKING. HATE. ZOUBEK.

4/3/2010 10:01:44 PM

yeah, I've always been to busy watching Jon or wondering what the hell it is about Singler, but Zoubek is pissing me the fuck off now

4/3/2010 10:01:56 PM

lol singler

4/3/2010 10:02:08 PM

i wonder if rat has added the random tarzan yell after a rebound to his coaching, along with flops, kicks, and titty twisters

4/3/2010 10:03:07 PM

4/3/2010 10:04:20 PM

the 15 second mark

http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2008/03/26/another-look-at-the-duke-flop-video-reveals-a-titty-twister-from-singler/

4/3/2010 10:07:58 PM

Haha, that was from the WVU game a few years ago. Funny.

Apparently lost in all the Zoubek over the backs and flops, Nolan Smith has three fouls. Not sure how? But that is good.

De'Sean will score some in the second half, but they need to cut off the offensive boards. WVU is a good rebounding teams and they really need to pick it up.

4/3/2010 10:09:37 PM

wanna bet smith doesn't pick another foul the rest of the game, despite playing the usual dook brand of defense?

4/3/2010 10:12:04 PM

h8 h8 h8 h8

4/3/2010 10:13:17 PM

I mean even as a Duke lover you have to be a bit ashamed of Zoubek, no? I mean I hated a guy like Ed Nelson...

I'm convinced Zoubek is the worst human being of my generation.

[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 10:14 PM. Reason : x]

4/3/2010 10:14:15 PM

I can't hate on this Duke team. I admit that I don't hate Duke like some of you, probably b/c State sucked while I was growing up and had to pull for someone that had a chance at beating UNC. I also like Coach K for what he did for Jimmy V and has continued to do for his foundation. There have definitely been some Duke teams that I've hated in the past. The one just two years ago, and most of the Redick teams (even though I didn't completely hate Redick, it was something about the other guys, especially Shelden Williams). This Duke team has gone away from the flopping of recent times, and have gone back to playing in your face defense, and hit the boards hard. They also aren't grossly talented when compared to the past great Duke teams. They are fairly blue-collar for a Duke team.

That being said, I'll be pulling for Butler on Monday no matter what.

4/3/2010 10:14:55 PM

Quote :

"This Duke team has gone away from the flopping of recent times"

I get it. Irony is always funny.

^ though I do agree... they aren't nearly as talented as, say, the 1999 team.

[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 10:16 PM. Reason : x]

4/3/2010 10:15:49 PM

i compare whatever current zoubekish player duke has to greg newton...from what i remember as a kid, he was garbage

zoubek has improved since he's been there at least

4/3/2010 10:18:28 PM

he was pretty much the exact same player for 3.5 years, and then in january he suddenly morphed into a serviceable player. i hate him

4/3/2010 10:19:52 PM

i hate Zoubek

4/3/2010 10:20:29 PM

zoubek is less infuriating than dennis horner

4/3/2010 10:21:44 PM

Not really anything to do with bball, but I love that Enberg is doing baseball again. He belongs there. Much like Bob Costas was born to broadcast October baseball. Maybe, one day?

4/3/2010 10:22:15 PM

Quote :

"I'm convinced Zoubek is the worst human being of my generation."

what?

yeah he's goofy-looking, but dude...your inferiority complex with duke is worse than anyone on this site with UNC, calm down

4/3/2010 10:22:17 PM

He has been a walking turnover for most of his career.

4/3/2010 10:22:37 PM

It's not really inferiority. My team has won more than Duke in my adult life. It's just pure hatred. No worries. I mean I hate the Phillies, too and they have 2 championships in over 100 years.

[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 10:24 PM. Reason : and i never really claim some big made up media conspiracy either. just hate.]

4/3/2010 10:23:26 PM

i dont particularly hate uconn, and i witnessed them beat duke firsthand in 99 (although i did hate them for a few years after that)

4/3/2010 10:24:35 PM

lol singler's done that twice now.

4/3/2010 10:27:57 PM

wait, what happened....I missed that

4/3/2010 10:28:58 PM

^^^ to be honest, I don't LIKE duke by any stretch but I also kind of go overboard on here for fun. It's not like I'm cursing them out loudly at a bar when I see them out there.

I have liked some Duke kids in the past. Hell, I even grew to respect Redick.

[Edited on April 3, 2010 at 10:29 PM. Reason : x]

4/3/2010 10:29:30 PM

Yeah, I mean IRL I do the 'finger down my throat' and/or the throw-up sound for ASU almost without fail. Illinois and Duke sometimes but not as a rule

4/3/2010 10:31:51 PM

Mazzulla oblongata

4/3/2010 10:39:53 PM

ha

4/3/2010 10:41:09 PM

LOL plumlee

Idiot

4/3/2010 10:42:12 PM

they actually called that technical, wow. thought they would call a foul on WV

4/3/2010 10:42:37 PM