It's cool 'cause they have clinton in there

12/2/2014 5:01:28 PM

Wait, is she keeping a dead dog, dressed up in her house?

12/2/2014 5:01:56 PM

I'm not sure if I can post in this thread; everyone that I haven't unfollowed at this point basically just trolls on facebook.

A recent favorite:

Quote :

"you have to win to win."

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/2/2014 5:57:09 PM

^^ That's what it looks like to me.

More posts:

10 hours ago:

My dog is my heart n soul and I am BROKEN

(along with what appear to be even MORE pictures of her dead dog dressed up in her house)






10 hours ago:

My Booh Bags [last name].... Mommies coming...



This, of course, led to a series of posts questioning whether she intended to commit suicide, and to tell her not to, etc.





3 hours ago:

I can't breathe








3 hours ago:

I'm done...I'm nothing without Booh.....my heart is done

12/2/2014 10:45:15 PM

12/2/2014 10:50:59 PM

12/2/2014 10:51:56 PM

yikes

and it really sounds like she wanted to kill herself so she could be with her dog, that shit is crazy

12/2/2014 11:17:54 PM

Did she confirm/deny that she was going to kill herself?

12/2/2014 11:31:34 PM

People who get that worked up over a goddamn dog obviously have never experienced an actual loss.

12/2/2014 11:37:02 PM

^ I can get when people grieving for a pet like they would a family member, but what is weird to me is the blow by blow of her depressing holdup with her dead dog. I find it disingenuous when people are so public on social media during their entire grieving process, like they are really just looking for selfish gains.

for me grief is an introspective time and I have a difficult time understanding the need to spread it around, because telling us once is enough.... we get it you are mourning, but that's just me

also she seems unstable

12/2/2014 11:44:23 PM

^^^

not directly. her response to those questions (about was she thinking about killing herself) was: My sister n my nephew r here now.

She didn't post that for a couple of hours, though. I had started to figure she might be swinging in the closet.

12/2/2014 11:59:40 PM

i can't stop laughing at this

12/3/2014 2:07:31 PM

that's pretty fucking stupid. You can get an MRI and see your brain. Hell you can look on youtube and see lots of people's brains.

12/3/2014 2:24:47 PM

^^Those things are pretty stupid even for a church goer like me. I cringe at the sight. I saw some with "air" as an example.

12/3/2014 2:27:20 PM

^yeah i meant to add that too. i wasn't posting that to say "look at the dumb people who believe in God" but just to show how idiotic that argument is.

12/3/2014 2:43:02 PM

12/3/2014 2:45:28 PM

Quote :

"Due to the fact that Facebook has chosen to use software that will allow the theft of my personal information, I, Jason Butts do declare the following: on this day, the 1st of December 2014, in response to the new Facebook guidelines and under articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of intellectual property, I declare that my rights are attached to all my personal data, drawings, paintings, photos, texts etc... published on my profile since the day I opened my account. For commercial use of the foregoing my written consent is required at all times. By this release, I tell Facebook that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, broadcast, or to take any other action against me on the basis of this profile and/or its contents. The actions mentioned above apply equally to employees, students, agents and/or other staff under the direction of Facebook. The contents of my profile include private information. The violation of my privacy is punished by the law (UCC 1 1-308 - 308 1 -103 and the Rome Statute). Facebook is now an open capital entity. All members are invited to post a notice of this kind, or if you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you have not published this statement at least once, you will tacitly allow the use of elements such as your photos as well as the information contained in your profile update. Those reading this text can copy it and paste it on their Facebook wall"

12/4/2014 9:07:32 PM

Jesus, not that shit again.

12/4/2014 11:58:34 PM

[picture of a chimp in eyeglasses]

Quote :

"EBOLA DONE UP AND DISAPPEARED AND YOU CAN'T EVEN WONDER WHAT THEY WERE DISTRACTING YOU FROM"

This meme has been making the rounds among the middle-aged folk on my feed, and every time I think, "But it hasn't disappeared...there are still thousands of infected in West Africa. There just aren't cases on American soil and Ferguson/midterms/Staten Island took precedent."

12/5/2014 11:21:07 AM

That thing that dmspack posted... I was expecting it to end with "And that student's name... Albert Einstein"

12/5/2014 1:38:23 PM

One of my friends' mom is suddenly a Herman Cain fan since the ferguson thing.

12/6/2014 6:49:59 PM

[Edited on December 6, 2014 at 6:50 PM. Reason : ]

12/6/2014 6:49:59 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m989v49WNsw

12/7/2014 5:19:31 PM

Quote :

"Missing my hubby but he said keep calm world a real nigga gotta do some real time!!!! He ain't new to this it called the no snitch game.... An the count down beings one down only 27 to go... Puck your thoughts wifey got him!!!"

Not sure if this will show up but it is a picture of him at the visiting booth in jail

12/10/2014 10:16:55 AM

all of my hipster friends are posting about Avett Brothers... there must be a concert tonight... not one of them that i read specifically said they were going to a concert... just cryptic messages like:

Quote :

"baby avett just touched my hand"

12/31/2014 11:02:56 PM

not a status update, but this just showed up on my feed and it is fantastic:

Quote :

"HI ASHLEY HOPE YOU ARE FINE IS THERE A LOT OF SNOW DOWN THERE STAY WARM AND STAY SAFE LOVE YOU AUNT ROSALIE"

2/27/2015 4:05:11 PM

^^^Aww, that's kinda sweet!

And I looked at the date on that post.

Sucks he had to 28 days over Christmas. That ain't right!

2/27/2015 4:13:24 PM

oh its just days? I read one down 27 to go and assumed YEARS

2/27/2015 4:17:51 PM

^^^
I like how old people sign their Wall posts...it's, uhh, funny

2/27/2015 5:52:23 PM

[quote] oh its just days? I read one down 27 to go and assumed YEARS[quote]

Naw, if it was years, she'd already have moved on.

2/27/2015 9:20:57 PM

^lol I can't even remember which one of my friends posted that. I'd like to go back for an update.

2/27/2015 10:21:21 PM

Go back and check! I'd love an update!

Plus the guy's expression is all "LOL I got this"

[Edited on February 27, 2015 at 10:26 PM. Reason : sss]

2/27/2015 10:24:54 PM

Looks like he is still in jail. First post was from December 10. This is from Feb 15. Maybe it was months then? or weeks? I don't know

Quote :

"Got to see my big baby today!!! Happy anniversary to us!! I miss my boo but it won't be long now!!!"

Profile: https://www.facebook.com/Natekiafinest?fref=nf


[Edited on February 27, 2015 at 11:32 PM. Reason : .]

2/27/2015 11:09:33 PM

Damn, I'd be all about dressing up for my dude if he was in the pen, but this business on her hand is a bit much!

Still, that shit is awesome and adorable. But, LOL, those kids are not happy to be taking that pic.

2/27/2015 11:59:12 PM

Ahahahahaha

I am pleased with this update; thanks!

Everyone is pretty ho-hum except for the baby and mom; glad they are fairly happy.

[Edited on February 28, 2015 at 12:36 AM. Reason : sss]

2/28/2015 12:31:43 AM

^^^ Perusing her page, I came across a couple year old pic of a dog. My first thought was "How much you wanna bet that dog is dead by now?"

Look at the comments...There's an R.I.P.

Poor dog never had a chance.

[Edited on February 28, 2015 at 6:25 PM. Reason : I find it hilarious that scottieb has so many ghetto friends that he didn't know who had posted it.]

2/28/2015 6:24:10 PM

I had a friend who posted about her bf being in prison. It was retarded and annoying.

DON'T SELL PILLS YOU IDIOTS.

They met because they worked together at the food lion.

2/28/2015 6:30:25 PM

Post the updates, homey.

Otherwise, you just shit talking some of our fine Food Lion employees.

2/28/2015 8:46:29 PM

Eh, he's out of the slammer now and I'm too lazy to go back and find them.

Also, don't call me honey sweetheart.

3/1/2015 8:20:24 AM

Quote :

" I find it hilarious that scottieb has so many ghetto friends that he didn't know who had posted it."

lol, true. Good ole Henderson for you:

3/1/2015 10:11:12 AM

I was SOOOOOO tempted to troll the fuck out of this post. :face palm


[Edited on March 1, 2015 at 4:49 PM. Reason : .]

3/1/2015 4:47:54 PM

me thinks its cool

3/1/2015 4:51:15 PM

Baby for sale? Makes zero fucking sense and stooooopid as fuck

[Edited on March 1, 2015 at 5:04 PM. Reason : ....]

3/1/2015 5:03:47 PM

pretty much any picture where someone is holding up a chalkboard with something written on it is fucking dumb

3/1/2015 5:05:49 PM

^ it makes for an easy photoshop opportunity

3/1/2015 5:36:58 PM

Quote :

" I find it hilarious that scottieb has so many ghetto friends that he didn't know who had posted it."

Ahahaha! I was thinking this too; thanks for being the one to say it!

3/1/2015 5:37:44 PM

four kids is a bit much man. Time to seal that dude up.

3/1/2015 5:45:03 PM

Quote :

"We as Christians should stand for what is write. We as Christians should do our jobs as Christians and spread the word like God intended for us to do. There is too many non followers who are lost in this world people that have gave up on there faith and those are the ones that think it's ok to be gay or lesbian. It's just not right to have same sex marriages!"

in celebration of the state house overriding the governors veto

6/11/2015 12:03:22 PM

^
at least they have the balls to publicly post that opinion

I don't agree with them, of course, but if I posted that I'd be defriended by like 33% of my friends and face a 72-hour shitstorm

of course, they probably have more conservative friends than me

6/11/2015 11:59:57 PM

Quote :

"Hey Ferguson. Hey Baltimore. This is South Carolina. This is how we do it. We are family. No riots. No looting. Nobody acting like animals. What do you see here? Multi-racial. Multi-ethnic. All colors. All races. Banding together to defeat evil. No Obama. No Sharpton. We don't need Obama's politicizing attitude. We don't need Sharpton's divisive presence. Both of you, STAY AWAY!"

6/19/2015 2:22:11 PM