ON MY BATHROOM FLOOR AFTER CRUNKFEST

9/2/2005 1:28:11 AM

Crunkfest?!! where?

9/2/2005 1:28:45 AM

good question

9/2/2005 1:30:14 AM

I'm proud to be a boring person.

9/2/2005 1:35:07 AM

i need a fucking car

9/2/2005 1:35:39 AM

372.1

9/2/2005 1:38:58 AM

How bad is the gas shortage going to get?

9/2/2005 1:41:56 AM

teaching on a Friday is the best thing ever. the kids all want to do their best so they can go home and not be grounded cause I sent a note home! Have a good one, y'all!

9/2/2005 6:15:18 AM

you too

9/2/2005 6:15:56 AM

time to go

9/2/2005 6:29:52 AM

^good thinking

[Edited on September 2, 2005 at 6:35 AM. Reason : ...]

9/2/2005 6:30:11 AM

how cheaply I can satisfy my body's long and short term nutrient requirements without sacrificing too much taste

also I'm thinking about getting a fucking Geo Metro, god damn these gas prices

9/2/2005 6:37:44 AM

haha the little red 3 cylinder that could

9/2/2005 6:38:55 AM

shit man, 40mpg with the manual, available in convertible

that's a pretty pimp shitbox

9/2/2005 6:45:28 AM

want jack johnson tickets

9/2/2005 7:08:09 AM

fucking a, i dont want to be here

9/2/2005 7:59:47 AM

i dont want to talk today in public speaking
gahhh

9/2/2005 8:01:09 AM

^^^^you have to learn how to driiiiiiiiiiiiive the manual first

[Edited on September 2, 2005 at 8:01 AM. Reason : yay manual]

9/2/2005 8:01:39 AM

i was at work before 730, something is wrong.

9/2/2005 8:01:44 AM

i hope karma doesn't come round to get me...a woman asked me in line at bruegger's this morning if she could cut in to get a coffee...i was next in line to pay but i was gonna be running more late than i was if she did so i told her no...nicely...and i told her WHY i couldn't let her cut in, but still...

9/2/2005 8:38:15 AM

when talking to my mom it's either hit or miss

today so far has been a miss...man, she really needs to get out of the house and away from CNN

9/2/2005 9:41:50 AM

i have the entire office alllllll to myself


hmmm what should i do?

9/2/2005 9:42:45 AM

all this e-arguing over the hurricane is god damn amusing

9/2/2005 9:43:31 AM

its getting retarded'r now that the same arguments are going over and over and over back and forth

9/2/2005 10:15:21 AM

half day at work, then moving day

9/2/2005 10:37:44 AM

i've got a little thing i like to call permagrin

and it kinda looks like this------>

9/2/2005 10:43:00 AM

i have to peeeeeeeeeee

and no one is here to cover my desk so i can go to the bathroom

9/2/2005 10:44:26 AM

i wanna pissss on you

9/2/2005 11:01:16 AM

still holding

9/2/2005 11:04:53 AM

drip drip drip

i wanna pisss on you

9/2/2005 11:09:03 AM

oh.my.god.

i dunno how much longer i can wait.....

9/2/2005 11:20:30 AM

one word

trashcan

[Edited on September 2, 2005 at 11:25 AM. Reason : is that one or two words?]

9/2/2005 11:25:13 AM

thats nasty


i could just leave the desk.........

9/2/2005 11:26:52 AM

i want it to be 530 so i can be getting my massage

9/2/2005 11:41:43 AM

i cant wait til 5:30 so i can be massaging whats her name

9/2/2005 11:43:24 AM

I don't know where to start

9/2/2005 11:43:30 AM

^call and transfer our billing stuff first

9/2/2005 11:44:15 AM

jlancas03: what if beer came outta booby
jlancas03: thatd be purrty awesome
dannygr214: i would never be sober


hahahahahahahahahahahha

9/2/2005 12:30:12 PM

thats messed up

9/2/2005 12:31:48 PM

it needs to be time to go

9/2/2005 12:55:46 PM

some of y'all laugh at the dumbest stuff man

9/2/2005 12:56:45 PM

it is cause they are fucking retarded and on drugs

9/2/2005 1:00:30 PM

i blame the schools

9/2/2005 1:00:47 PM

hurry up 4:30

9/2/2005 1:06:05 PM

YO MAMA IS A LAMA

9/2/2005 1:06:49 PM

please please please pleaseeeeeee close the office early

9/2/2005 2:15:11 PM

can i leave yet?

9/2/2005 2:19:16 PM

Fun times hanging out with ^ last weekend.

9/2/2005 2:24:32 PM

i wanna fuck tom

and i mean HARD

9/2/2005 2:27:29 PM

danny never IMs me anymore

9/2/2005 2:28:50 PM