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The football man's 10 commandments

Extremely important recommendations for wives, girlfriends, fiancées, mothers, sisters and daughters.

1. From the first weekend in September until the end of the bowl season, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. The remote control will be fingerprinted each night, any sign of your fingerprints and all shopping trips will be canceled for a month.

2. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, for an important reason such as preparing snacks or getting me a beer, I don't mind, as long as you crawl along the floor.

3. During the football season, read the sports section of the newspaper so that you understand who I'm yelling at during the season. As a tip, check the box scores for the referees' names too.

4. During the games I will be drunk as Cooter Brown. You cannot expect me to listen to you, open the door, kill any spiders, answer the phone, etc. It ain't gonna happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs inthe fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because my team is losing, DO NOT say " get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time." If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. If a great play occurs while you are in the room, you may be required to freeze or repeat your act for the rest of the game as good mojo. If my team wins, you will be showered with gifts for the next 6 days. If they lose, you will be blamed repeatedly for moving, blinking or secretly not believing in your heart of the power of mojo.

8. Tell your friends NOT to get married, have any babies, or any other social related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because: I will not go, I will not go, and I will not go. However, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Saturday to watch a game, we will be there before the Coors Light bottles reach "Code Blue".

9. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. College Gameday and the highlights on Saturday night are just as important as the games themselves. Even if I
curse Lou, Herbie, and Corso, I still want to hear what they say.

10. And finally, please save your expressions such as: "Thank God the football season is only during the Fall." I am immune to these words, because after this comes the NFL playoffs, the Pro Bowl, AFL, the CFL, and the replays on the college sports channels.
[Edited on August 27, 2008 at 3:28 PM. Reason : ]

8/27/2008 3:23:13 PM

http://www.accvssec.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=4500&p=62016#p62016

Fuck this Clemson fan.

8/27/2008 6:19:26 PM

he is just jealous because of the inevitable fall that clemson makes 2/3 of the way through any sport's season

at least we know that we suck and can only go up from here

8/27/2008 8:03:51 PM

Officially 0 days left until the SC game.

8/27/2008 8:03:59 PM

Wow it's hard to believe I started this thread some 278 days ago. Tomorrow night I will be in Williams-Brice Stadium looking like this.



I'm already mentally preparing myself for disappointment. I mean I really hope we win, but I'm not expecting it. I mean we are already down to 68 scholarship players being available before the season has even started. That's approaching the amount of scholarship players a D-IAA school can have.

8/27/2008 9:08:32 PM

FREE HIGH RES GAME OF THE WEEK WALLPAPERS HERE

http://wolfpackcartoons.com

8/27/2008 9:12:36 PM

THANK YOU, MARKO

8/27/2008 9:27:43 PM

http://www.wral.com/sports/999thefan/poll/3443788/?show_poll=1

Poll for the best football coach in North Carolina. I don't really have to tell you who to vote for right?

8/27/2008 9:30:12 PM

I'd honestly vote for Grobe right now, but I know will prove me wrong

8/27/2008 9:34:09 PM

http://tinyurl.com/5tpmys

Holy shit some of this stuff is funny as hell. Especially the Kirk Herbstreit, mooching on the HDTVs in the tailgating area, and the chastising men in Wal-Mart jerseys (hmm...sounds like our neighbors in Chapel Hill).

8/27/2008 10:40:20 PM

hahaha

Quote :

"If a 37-incher wants to play hard-to-get, fuck that bitch. Go find a 40-inch."

8/27/2008 10:49:27 PM

Quote :

"Much like sixteenth-century Britain, in the world of college football, there are social classes. Hierarchies, if you will. And grown men in Wal-Mart jerseys are the fucking indentured servants of college football fandom. Everyone looks down on them. And for good reason. Because if you could afford season tickets, Miller Lite, a wife, and the gas money to get to your favorite college town, you can afford a real fucking jersey. Not a fucking Wal-Mart jersey."

8/27/2008 10:58:12 PM

WOLF!

8/28/2008 1:36:26 AM

PACK!!!

8/28/2008 1:37:56 AM

Quote :

"ESPN hates you. And more importantly, ESPN hates your team. ESPN will go to any length to diss your team. Any length."

that shit is no joke.

8/28/2008 1:44:05 AM

The day has finally arrived!

8/28/2008 8:43:47 AM

leaving in a little over an hour for Columbia

8/28/2008 8:46:22 AM

Anyone hear that cockbag on 99.9 from the SC paper? Basically said we have no chance(I think we have a 4% chance), and that even though the stands arent going to be full, its going to look like a BIG crowd to NC State. I don't know, it got me fired up though. Wearing my jersey to work today.

8/28/2008 8:57:47 AM

I've been waiting for this day since last year

8/28/2008 9:02:32 AM

Quote :

"Option Votes Percent Jim Grobe 180 16% Butch Davis 428 39% Tom O'Brien 244 22% David Cutcliffe 24 2% Jerry Moore 69 6% Skip Holtz 162 15%"

8/28/2008 9:07:03 AM

Russell is ready.

Are You?

8/28/2008 9:07:44 AM

^Tracy Morgan?

8/28/2008 9:29:03 AM

lol, from the link BrassMonkey posted

Quote :

"Deciphering incoherent message board code 'RTR.' 'WDE.' 'JFK.' 'FDR.' WTF does any of this mean? What in the name of monogrammed towels is going on? No one knows, but in the midst of logging on to your team’s message board and trying to find legit info, you’ll want to find out. Because entering a message board as an abbreviation-virgin can be like the real thing: painful and confusing. It starts out innocently enough. You log on in search of inside info on USC’s new 13-star quarterback signee. You click on a thread that catches your interest, and – boom – it’s like you’re playing scrabble with Gary Busey. 'LMAO.' 'ROTFL.' 'IMHO.' 'STFU.' If these aren’t the caps-lock ramblings of a deranged lunatic, well then just what in the fuck are they? They’re message board abbreviations. And it’s college football season. So make like Nicholas Cage and decipher that shit ASAP. What does all of this mean? DLAMJFTSOFY."

god, i about spit my coffee out

8/28/2008 10:18:46 AM

Quote :

"http://www.wral.com/sports/999thefan/poll/3443788/?show_poll=1 Poll for the best football coach in North Carolina. I don't really have to tell you who to vote for right?"

I voted for TOB b/c I'm an admited homer. If I were voting with my brain instead of my heart I'd vote for the obvious choice: Grobe. The current poll has almost HALF of the votes thus far are for Butch Davis. What the fuck has he done to deserve that kind of majority vote? Shit makes me want to punch my laptop in the face.

8/28/2008 11:34:19 AM

http://www.wral.com/sports/999thefan/poll/3443788/?show_poll=1

This poll has been compromised

8/28/2008 11:35:36 AM

nice wallpaper marko

8/28/2008 11:40:01 AM

1. what terrible cheaters those tarholes are!
2. where are our pro poll skewers to make them look like amateurs?

and that top 10 list was hilarious.... #s 2,3,4 all had me ROFLing.

8/28/2008 11:42:03 AM

That poll needs to be fixed.

8/28/2008 11:45:34 AM

Grobe is obviously the best no matter how dumbasses vote.

I would say Moore is 2nd....but that would get some people on here rilled up.

8/28/2008 12:15:22 PM

oh no its clearly TOB

just take a look

8/28/2008 12:16:58 PM

I am so proud of this site sometimes

8/28/2008 12:20:44 PM

Jim Grobe 234 11%
Butch Davis 681 32%
Tom O'Brien 752 35%
David Cutcliffe 32 1%
Jerry Moore 86 4%
Skip Holtz 358 17%

8/28/2008 12:26:03 PM

lol nice! i knew someone would come through

8/28/2008 12:30:28 PM

Grobe at 11% = worthless poll, nothing to be proud of

8/28/2008 12:33:39 PM

This day is going by verrry slowly.

8/28/2008 12:33:41 PM

leaving from charlotte in 1 hour....


anyone else have goosebumps? i'm flipping a shit. literally, flipping a friggin shit.


i would argue that me and Cif82 want to win this more than anyone

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 12:41 PM. Reason : .]

8/28/2008 12:40:53 PM

Quote :

"i would argue that me and Cif82 want to win this more than anyone"

dude we get it, you're a clemson fan.

we all want to win this game, believe me.

8/28/2008 12:44:11 PM

7:00:00 until kickoff

8/28/2008 1:00:05 PM

Quote :

"if you see me upset because my team is losing, DO NOT say " get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time." If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less."

I could not agree with this more.

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 1:02 PM. Reason : typo]

8/28/2008 1:01:25 PM

awesome

8/28/2008 1:04:48 PM

man, I dont know if I have ever been this hyped about the season starting... not sure why... for some reason this off season has seemed REALLY long

8/28/2008 1:08:06 PM

^It's because with Chuck Amato gone it feels like real hope again.

8/28/2008 2:00:06 PM

"You know that [NCSU] coozie you used to have but can’t seem to find? ESPN took it. Because ESPN hates [NCSU]."

8/28/2008 2:08:50 PM

^^ no, its not that. Well, maybe a little

8/28/2008 2:38:29 PM

I'm thinking if I sleep a few hours this afternoon, I can wake up, watch the game, sleep the rest of the night, and still be fine for work tomorrow.

8/28/2008 2:39:09 PM

^That sounded far too logical and reasonable. I recommend you accelerate your alcohol intake rate to avoid such quitter-talk in the future. Sack up and tie one on with the rest of us. GO PACK!

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 2:50 PM. Reason : .]

8/28/2008 2:49:46 PM

I dont think you want DaveOT going to work tomorrow drunk or hung over.

8/28/2008 2:54:26 PM

hahaha, nope

especially since I'll be working a 30-hour shift

8/28/2008 2:56:02 PM

I thought they made that illegal. Or maybe just consecutive 30 hour shifts?


and how the hell did you pull off not having to work today?

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 3:05 PM. Reason : ]

8/28/2008 3:04:44 PM

30 hours is the max you can be on at a time (I'll actually only be doing 24 tomorrow, since we don't have to stay to round on weekend mornings) according to the ACGME--but no new patients in the last six hours, just finishing up things on your old ones/staying for conferences/whatever.

and I worked today, but our team wasn't admitting and I only have two patients right now, both of whom are simple cases...so I checked out at 2 and went home

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 3:50 PM. Reason : ]

8/28/2008 3:49:59 PM