Quote :

"my freshman year i lived with a girl i went to high school with. we fought all the time and i ended up moving out, BUT before i did i scrubbed the toilet with her tooth brush "

lol

11/12/2009 5:48:50 PM

Quote :

"I have a first date tonight and I'm so nervous I could throw up. I will probably drink too much and make an ass of myself bc I drink a lot when I'm nervous."

11/12/2009 5:50:41 PM

yea this thread is like a drug.

11/12/2009 5:55:55 PM

Quote :

"My best friend's boyfriend cheated on her 3 times. After the third time, she and I used her key to go into his house and we put his hairbrushes and toothbrushes in the toilet. We switched his porn with gay porn. We glued his bong shut. We let all the air out of his bike tires. We threw eggs behind the fridge. I cut holes in the bottoms of all the bags of flour, sugar, rice etc and put them back on the shelves. We put milk in their coffeemaker. We did a ton of things that I can't even remember now. "

11/12/2009 5:56:02 PM

I wish hot girls sent me sexual confessions.

11/12/2009 6:01:10 PM

Quote :

"We glued his bong shut."

that just ain't right

11/12/2009 6:02:01 PM

i will donate my inbox to this thread

11/12/2009 6:03:32 PM

Quote :

"i wish TWW thought i was hot "

11/12/2009 6:04:51 PM

Quote :

"I've only been with a girl once so far. Her clit was TINY. If I didn't have one of my own, I'd have missed it. Then later, when it was my turn, she was like OMG YOUR CLIT IS HUGE and now I'm all paranoid that it really is. "

....i'm not sure i needed to know that!

11/12/2009 6:06:43 PM

PM me

11/12/2009 6:08:25 PM

Quote :

"Another confession: I'm driving right now. This thread is addictive. "

Quote :

"I'd let a chick top me if she asked "

11/12/2009 6:11:15 PM

Quote :

"that confessions thread has given me two very promising leads for getting laid "

11/12/2009 6:13:15 PM

So glad this didnt lose momentum yet.

11/12/2009 6:13:36 PM

I believe I may have mentioned that I <3 this thread?

Wish I'd gotten involved in it sooner.

rec'd

Quote :

"The guy next to me in class has RANK breath "

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 6:17 PM. Reason : sdf]

Quote :

"Another confession: I'll prob hook upw/at least 3 tdubbers as a result of this thread. "

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 6:19 PM. Reason : another]

11/12/2009 6:14:02 PM

Quote :

"I love scruffy men. I think you're sooo hot."

woot

11/12/2009 6:26:01 PM

I would be willing to entertain some confessions in order to pass the time

bonus points if they're actually interesting

11/12/2009 6:27:38 PM

God almost killed it. Now ambrosia1231 is in the mix. Won't kill it, but will slow shit down MOS DEF.

11/12/2009 6:27:56 PM

BONESAW BIGMAN IS READY

11/12/2009 6:28:09 PM

Quote :

"I think people only send confessions to ambrosia b/c shes heinous"

11/12/2009 6:28:56 PM

I'll take one as well.

11/12/2009 6:29:14 PM

Quote :

"LOL I think a teedub orgy could result from this thread. That's a confession. "

11/12/2009 6:29:30 PM

Quote :

"I had an e-crush on fareako Then I met him "

this little gem was sitting in my inbox. Sorry there, Aaron. I still think you're neat.

11/12/2009 6:31:28 PM

Quote :

"i need a chick that is commanding and not wanting the guy to make all the advances/plans."

this guy is single and ready to mingle ladies!!!!!!!!!!1

11/12/2009 6:32:58 PM

Quote :

"I want to fuck General Colin Powell. "

11/12/2009 6:33:56 PM

i would like to take part in this thread.

11/12/2009 6:44:02 PM

THESE ARE NOT NEW, I'M JUST POINTING THEM OUT B/C I WANT TO COMMENT ON THEM B/C THEY MENTION ME

Quote :

"I might be meeting pilgrimshoes in a few weeks"

im really curious about this one. usually when i come into town for the holidays, it's a pretty quick in and out.

Quote :

"I've always kinda wanted to get to know pilgrimshoes, but I've never been brave enough to start up a conversation with him. "

anonymous person: there's no need to feel this way... just shoot a line. why be intimidated by an internet person?

Quote :

"Two TWWers I imagine would be great fun to have sex with: snewf and pilgrimshoes But snewf has this tendency to sometimes be pretentious more than I'm willing to tolerate, and pretty sure pshoes actively dislikes me."

this one had me lol'n. i find it kinda ironic since i've known nick for nearly 20 years now. far longer than i've known any other person who posts here. also, i dont actively dislike anyone on the internet... most of yall aren't real to me. more like movie characters than real people. i may poke and prod, but it's in jest.

11/12/2009 6:45:55 PM

Quote :

"Confession: I may have a steamy hookup wknd in Chicago thx to this thread. "

11/12/2009 6:47:41 PM

send me your confessions plz, bored in class

11/12/2009 6:48:12 PM

lol at colin powell

11/12/2009 6:50:25 PM

im back

11/12/2009 6:55:34 PM

Quote :

"Whenever I talk to punchmonk, she asks me extremely awkward and direct questions. After talking to her, I usually sit down and cry for a little while but I can't stop talking to her, because she is interesting. "

MAN!!!

11/12/2009 6:56:28 PM

A+++ thread will read again

11/12/2009 6:59:47 PM

I want to participate!

11/12/2009 7:15:49 PM

Send me dem confessions!

11/12/2009 7:18:22 PM

Quote :

"I frequently coerce my significant other into sucking my dick after I fuck her raw dog even though I am fully aware she is disgusted by the taste of her own pussy. After I nut I feel guilty."

11/12/2009 7:20:05 PM

Send some more, I am loving this.

11/12/2009 7:27:18 PM

i've had a few people on here randomly confess stuff to me without my asking for it.

that count?

11/12/2009 7:30:55 PM

I wanna play. Send me some!

11/12/2009 7:31:32 PM

haha i wanna play too (despite my above post). someone send me something.

11/12/2009 7:34:52 PM

ok someone send me something something juicy

11/12/2009 7:35:11 PM

Quote :

"i've irritated some people in the past that i really didn't mean to. deep down i want to try to make a friend out of most anyone, and it still hurts a bit when someone decides to stop talking to you for trivial reasons."

11/12/2009 7:35:45 PM

Quote :

"i had multiple orgasms last night. it rocked "

moar

11/12/2009 7:37:15 PM

Quote :

"I once lied to get someone I didnt like fired. "

11/12/2009 7:38:06 PM

"-quote-I had an e-crush on fareako

Then I met him -/quote-"

looooooooooooool

I'll take some confessions, I could use something to distract me from my HW

11/12/2009 7:40:13 PM

Quote :

"I havent had a close chick friend without having an all out crush on her"

11/12/2009 7:40:58 PM

Quote :

"I used to watch masterpiece theatre in hopes of seeing some rightgeous british boobs...i was 1/15 i think. "

11/12/2009 7:41:59 PM

Quote :

"I'm so used to guys being complete assholes to me all the time, that when I meet a nice guy I don't feel like I'm good enough for them. that being said..... I had an english class freshman year with one of the nicest guys I have ever met in my life. He was just an all around good person and he made me laugh. I'm not saying I fell in love with him, but he had serious potential. 4 years later I still wonder about what would have happened if I had had enough balls to just ask him out. And if I'll ever meet someone as great as he was ever again. and also fuck bitches who take advantage of nice guys. you ruin it for the women out there that actually deserve them. /very long rantlike confession "

11/12/2009 7:43:25 PM

Quote :

"i thought fareako was a douchebag and then I met him now I just think he's kind of an asshole "

Quote :

"i really really want to get a brazilian bikini wax but am too scared "

Quote :

"i miss home, and worry that i'm not going to make many friends here. i don't like being on my own here, but i don't have a lot in common with the locals."

blowin up!

^ for that TWWer

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 7:44 PM. Reason : lkj]

11/12/2009 7:43:47 PM

confess sinners, confess!!!...to me

Quote :

"[confession] if TheBullDoza were even a little bit bi, i'd ask to hit that [/confession] "

[Edited on November 12, 2009 at 7:47 PM. Reason : lol]

11/12/2009 7:44:47 PM

Quote :

"In five weeks or so I plan to make a topic (obviously directed towards you) that says "**********************" because I think it's mildly amusing. I'm afraid someone will beat me to it though "

Quote :

"I am actually user zep "

11/12/2009 7:48:02 PM