Stein and spookyjon, we get it. It wasn't as if the conent of the movie was going to be difficult to predict. Why did you waste money on it?

12/11/2005 2:35:14 PM

Never read the books, saw it got good reviews.

Obviously had I known it would be that bad, I would have watched The Lion King instead.

12/11/2005 2:45:23 PM

I read the books as a kid, but I didn't really remember the plot.

I watch a lot of movies. I really like movies. I see at least one or two in the theater every week.

It's six dollars. I don't consider that enough money to worry about.

And, finally, regardless of the source material, I think the production itself had some serious problem.

Did anybody else see the horrible shot where they replaced one background with another? It might have been in front of the river. Holy christ.

12/11/2005 3:04:57 PM

Yes.

When they were running in front of the river was probably some of the worst green/blue-screening I've ever seen.

12/11/2005 3:11:13 PM

There was one shot in the film that wasn't greenscreened.

They had clearly shot on set

said OMG CHANGE TEH BACKGROUNDS!!!

and then digitally removed--shittily, I might add--the existing background.

12/11/2005 3:13:25 PM

Yeah, it was when they were at the ridge overlooking the river. There was a closeup on Lucy that was particularly bad.

12/11/2005 3:14:02 PM

gotta say, i really enjoyed the movie. Just as good as the original too. But the only reason why i'd say i liked the remake better was because of the special effects and animation.

12/12/2005 5:50:00 PM

Quote :

"i probably wont see this. i never liked the books, and I think C.S. Lewis is extremely overrated and doesn't deserve any more praise from the church than Leo Tolstoy, who I'd say deserves alot more than C.S. Lewis. "

sounds like someone's bitter about being simple-minded.

12/12/2005 8:03:48 PM

WAAAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BITCHES

[Edited on December 12, 2005 at 11:54 PM. Reason : - El Borracho]

12/12/2005 11:52:57 PM

i haven't seen it, or read any of the books from either series, but i find that very hard to believe

12/12/2005 11:59:05 PM

Am i the only one thats seen the original? fuck reading...this movies been out for 2 decades almost.

12/13/2005 2:33:45 AM

^^Potter is tripe.

12/13/2005 7:45:21 AM

loved the movie, but everytime i saw Mr. Tumnus all i could think was "give me back my sock you goat bastard"
/family guy

12/13/2005 7:51:59 PM

12/13/2005 10:11:30 PM

the new movie sucked balls

12/13/2005 10:31:38 PM

I'm gay for CS Lewis

12/13/2005 10:41:16 PM

He doesn't swing that way.

12/14/2005 8:47:14 AM

i wanted the little girl to get brutally stabbed within the first 10 minutes

i wanted to walk out like 5 times but figured i had already paid for it so i'd stay

>.< on me i guess

12/14/2005 12:59:10 PM

I wanted to walk out five times.

And on the fifth time I did it.

12/14/2005 1:15:49 PM

I really enjoyed it.

screw the haters

12/14/2005 2:44:11 PM

i loooooved it.....the new lucy was cute unlike the old lucy who was annoying and ugly

the movie was enough like the book that i couldnt complain too much

12/14/2005 5:27:52 PM

yo, I hate to break it to you, but this one was annoying and ugly too.

12/14/2005 5:32:29 PM

she's supposed to be british. if she weren't ugly it wouldn't be believeable.

12/14/2005 9:02:20 PM

funny thing...british colonizing the new world. that would make u what?

12/14/2005 9:15:05 PM

Eastern European.

For fuck's sake, Mark. There are white people who aren't British, you know.

12/14/2005 9:34:30 PM

ok, all you bastards raving on and on about how bad the CG is and how terrible the movie is can eat shit.

That was in no way close to terrible. At worst it was "Alright."

From this forum I got the impression it was a shitty film with enough CG to cover the trailer.

Worthless opinions we have here, WORTHLESS.

12/14/2005 11:21:56 PM

Quote :

"Worthless opinions we have here, WORTHLESS."

Pot. Kettle. Black.

12/14/2005 11:23:09 PM

Probably the greatest movie i have ever seen, I seriously don't understand why people hate it SO much, maybe you just have a poor realtionship with Christ

12/15/2005 12:14:37 AM

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12/15/2005 12:16:19 AM

ahahahahahaahaahahahaahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

12/15/2005 12:22:56 AM

ahahahahahaahaahahahaahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

12/15/2005 12:27:46 AM

^^^^dear goodness i'm in love with you ganger.

i forgot how much i missed you

[Edited on December 15, 2005 at 12:28 AM. Reason : mo ^]

12/15/2005 12:27:53 AM

^thank you, it is nice to see that I have some support

12/15/2005 12:30:08 AM

^i'm your metaphorical bra, my love.

12/15/2005 12:31:36 AM

P.S. "Alright" is not a word.

12/15/2005 1:01:50 AM

Quote :

"Eastern European. For fuck's sake, Mark. There are white people who aren't British, you know. "

For fuck's sake, stein. I could have mentioned Spanish, Portagise, French....etc...etc...etc...but that wouldn't have made the same point point is most americans origins are from Europe...

12/15/2005 1:24:49 AM

DIDN'T KNOW EUROPEAN WAS THE SAME AS BRITISH

GUESS THAT MAKES YOU BLACK

12/15/2005 1:49:24 AM

Quote :

"Probably the greatest movie i have ever seen, I seriously don't understand why people hate it SO much, maybe you just have a poor realtionship with Christ"

Question: is this the funniest thing ever posted in section eight ever?

12/15/2005 1:51:30 AM

And why would he choose this over TPotC or LEFT BEHIND!?!!?

12/15/2005 1:53:55 AM

This movie was dumb as hell and I'm definitely not going to read the books after someone gave me a synopsis of the whole series.

From the movie, here are my questions:

Whats the point in having "two sons of adam and two daughters of eve" when they did jack shit during the entire movie. Ok, I get Judas, fine. Great. Dandy. What about the other two? They didn't do anything relevant except moan and whine during the entire sequence of events. The battle? Yea. Good thing the Lion had a soulstone and res'd himself because otherwise your little bitch ass was getting owned by the Witch peter.

James Earl Jones as the voice of all Lions please. This is non-negotiable.

Hey Beavers. I'm glad you don't object to seeing your brothers on the backs of four brats and even go along with the "ima make you a coon hat" joke that twat Peter made. I'm sure that if some ungodly weird creature walked into my house wearing the skins of my friends as a coat, I too would invite them to dinner.

Santa Claus? Are you serious?

[Edited on December 15, 2005 at 1:58 AM. Reason : *]

12/15/2005 1:56:43 AM

Quote :

"Question: is this the funniest thing ever posted in section eight ever?"

It really is hilarious for all the right reasons.

12/15/2005 1:58:49 AM

That reminds me of something.

Some of the nutty churches I've seen promoting this thing are the same ones that go apeshit over the promotion of Santa as the symbol of Christmas...but he's the one and only symbol of Christmas in this flick.

12/15/2005 1:59:25 AM

FATHER CHRISTMAS!!! TRA LA LA, BRING US TREATS OF TREACLE AND STRUMPETS ANON!

12/15/2005 2:02:33 AM

Quote :

"DIDN'T KNOW EUROPEAN WAS THE SAME AS BRITISH GUESS THAT MAKES YOU BLACK "

SHE SAID BRITISH WERE UGLY I SAID BRITISH COLONIZED THE NEW WORLD. DID I SAY THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES TO COLONIZE? so go jump in a microwave

[Edited on December 15, 2005 at 2:04 AM. Reason : h]

12/15/2005 2:02:43 AM

I'd take a strumpet for Christmas.

12/15/2005 2:03:27 AM

There were two possible implications from what you said:

One, the majority of American immigrants can trace their roots to Britian

Two, the majority of the New World can trace their roots to Britian.

You're wrong on both counts.

[Edited on December 15, 2005 at 10:44 AM. Reason : And refrain from the lame Jew jokes. His God did rape your people.]

12/15/2005 10:42:42 AM

I don't think Engin was ever a child

12/19/2005 11:17:35 AM