[Edited on December 19, 2005 at 7:16 PM. Reason : wow 4 pages of faggotry]

12/19/2005 7:16:22 PM

Hey, do you know where the weight room is?

12/19/2005 7:20:50 PM

its ok, I'll check it out

12/19/2005 7:22:06 PM

Thxu.

12/19/2005 7:29:14 PM

the one and only http://www.onenotecampus.com

12/19/2005 10:29:53 PM

i used onenote one time

on my tablet

it sucked pretty hard

12/19/2005 10:33:47 PM

People like you make no sense. let the others take an opportunity to try a free program.

12/19/2005 10:36:45 PM

But we can save them some time and save their ISPs some bandwidth by informing them that it sucks ass from the start.

12/19/2005 11:10:38 PM

if you try it and think that then fine....I on the other hand used it every day in class on my tablet and thought it was great, so i will continue next semester and so on.

12/19/2005 11:12:27 PM

I can't even entertain the idea, because the don't make a Mac version. I can still download it for fun though! LOL!

12/19/2005 11:14:32 PM

yeah... I was kidding...

12/19/2005 11:56:09 PM

Yes, I know.

12/20/2005 12:00:00 AM

I see

12/20/2005 12:06:29 AM

I own a retail store. Can I use the lounge to plug it too? Or is the lounge limited to SPAM?

12/20/2005 7:07:51 AM

hahah i fucking had this shit for ages since it has been on bit torrent

stop spamming up facebook with this horseshit.

12/20/2005 8:28:14 AM

Attn: Mr/Mrs,

RE: TRANSFER OF US$113,000,000.00 [ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN MILLION UNITED STATES
DOLLARS ONLY].

My name is Stephen Smith, I am the operational manager in account management section
in charge of credit and foreign bills of one of the prime banks here in South
Africa. There is an account opened in this bank in 2000 by this great late diamond
and oil magnet that died with his family on the 18TH JULY 2003 on a Fatal
Auto-Accident leaving no beneficiary to the account and no other person knows about
this account. Since his death I personally has watched with keen interest to see the
next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim his funds and no
other person knows about this account or anything concerning it, the account has no
other beneficiary and until his death he was the manager of his company.

The total amount involved is $113,000.000.00 USD. [One Hundred and Thirteen Million
United States Dollar] We wish to start the first transfer with $13,000.000.00
[Thirteen Million] and upon successful transaction without any disappointment from
your side, we shall re-apply for the transfer of the remaining balance to your
account.

I have secretly discussed this matter with the manager of the bank who I must
involve in order to have a smooth and a successful transfer of the fund to any
foreign bank account, which you are going to nominate. On this note, I want you to
act as the foreign beneficiary of the fund from the deceased by providing your bank
account where the fund will be transferred for immediate investment on any viable
project as no one has come up to be the next of kin.

The banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than 3 years without
claim hence the money will be recalled to the government treasury as unclaimed after
this long period of dormancy.

This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential. I am sure and have
confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of this great
magnitude, I solicit your assistance in this matter to see if you can assist by
providing your safe bank account for the transfer or find a reliable person who will
be capable of receiving such amount in his or her personal account. At the
conclussion of the transfer 65% of the fund will be for me, I will give you 20% of
the total transfer sum, 10% for charity both in Africa and in your country while the
remaining 5% will be set aside to settle expenses both parties might incur during
the transfer process.

Upon the receipt of your reply, I will send to you detailed information about the
transaction. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is 100% risk
and trouble free and that you should not entertain any fear as all modalities for
fund transfer can be finalized within 7 to 9 banking days, after you apply to the
bank as the beneficiary of the fund from the deceased.

When you receive this letter. Kindly send me e-mail through this my private address
[Stephen_smith01@sino.net] or you can call or fax me. You should also include your
private fax and phone numbers for easy and safe communication.

CONTACT;

Most confidential: +874-763427915 OR +874-763427918, fax: +874-763427916;

Contact me urgently for further detail.

Thanks.
Yours Faithfully,
Stephen Smith

12/21/2005 6:06:12 PM

I left him a voicemail hope he calls me back soon. Does anyone know what time it is there now.

12/21/2005 10:20:00 PM

TICKETS TO WHAT THE COZ

PLEASE INFORM US

12/28/2005 10:59:50 AM

No, it appears that jman0110, in his infinite wisdom saw straight through my ruse. There's no use now.

Quote :

"You dont have a gun show, you never will have a gun show, and nobody has any tickets to your non-existing gun show"

I'm going to go kill myself instead. Please download a copy of OneNote and register my family members to win the prize. It may ease their impending grief.

12/28/2005 11:15:37 AM