crash sucked, corny as hell

3/6/2006 12:23:37 AM

page 4 eh

3/6/2006 12:27:22 AM

M. Night SHamnsjdwiof;a;lan is the worst director since Ed Wood.

And even Ed Wood's pictures have camp value.

3/6/2006 12:30:51 AM

seriously

can he just do a movie

not a shock feature

a fucking movie

3/6/2006 12:32:35 AM

did he have a new trailer premiere tonight or some shit

3/6/2006 12:34:01 AM

attn: BanjoMan
quentin tarantino just suggested mickey rourke should have won for best actor

3/6/2006 12:37:25 AM

He was in an AMEX commercial that had a little "supernatural" bit to it, followed immediately by a dick-sucking scene with a waitress.

He's a toolbag of the highest order and a poor storyteller. I've given him three chances, and after the huge plot holes in The Village, he won't get a fourth.

^ Not surprised, Tarantino directed one of the only lively scenes in that flick.

[Edited on March 6, 2006 at 12:38 AM. Reason : d]

3/6/2006 12:37:53 AM

nm

[Edited on March 6, 2006 at 12:38 AM. Reason : nm]

3/6/2006 12:38:07 AM

heh

its funny that you use the term "lively" for that scene

3/6/2006 12:40:17 AM

That was TOTALLY improvised!

[/max fischer]

3/6/2006 12:47:20 AM

No fucking movie impacts society.............

3/6/2006 9:36:21 AM

hahahaha stewart dissed scientology with travolta in the audience

Quote :

"No fucking movie impacts society............. "

give me a break. people have been banned from countries by movies that caused huge uproars, like the last temptation of christ

[Edited on March 6, 2006 at 9:38 AM. Reason : .]

3/6/2006 9:37:27 AM

Salma Hayek was looking damn hot

3/6/2006 9:55:50 AM

Quote :

"No fucking movie impacts society............."

the jews thought nazi propaganda films were the equivalent of "buddy cop" films

you see how that worked out

3/6/2006 9:56:37 AM

i love how all these people are now saying movies don't impact society or anything like that

just cause you watch shit doesn't mean there aren't great movies being made

3/6/2006 10:46:36 AM

Quote :

"Salma Hayek was looking damn hot"

oh man, jesus christ, no kidding

3/6/2006 11:58:44 AM

^ But her complete inability to speak English wasn't.

3/6/2006 12:00:47 PM

eh

her accent is hot IMO

she seemed nervous. my english would go to shit too if i had to speak in front of that many people.

[Edited on March 6, 2006 at 12:01 PM. Reason : *]

3/6/2006 12:01:28 PM

she doesn't need to talk with an american cock in her mouth

3/6/2006 12:09:28 PM

^

3/6/2006 12:15:16 PM

Hotter and speaks less english: Ziyi Zhang.

3/6/2006 12:30:20 PM

yessir

i proclaimed what i'd do to her on page 2

3/6/2006 12:33:07 PM

^^
= hotness to Salma

3/6/2006 12:52:37 PM

http://www.google.com/search?q=%22I%27m+really+glad+crash+won%22&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official

3/6/2006 1:49:07 PM

hahahahahhh

thats funny

3/6/2006 2:01:34 PM

haha

pwnt

3/6/2006 2:07:12 PM

wait, so that movie about the people getting in car crashes and having sex with amputees won best film?

3/6/2006 2:49:38 PM

i loooooved crash

3/6/2006 3:36:26 PM

I'm still at a loss for words that the guys who sang "Sippin' On Some Syrup" won a fucking oscar.

3/6/2006 10:10:59 PM

best choice of the three

as i said in the other thread

one sounded like it was written by domestic violence victims
and the other
was subpar for a genre that its tough to be subpar in

3/6/2006 11:03:31 PM

the crash song is great, but i'm glad 3 6 won, the live version they sang made it sound shitty, but the version in the movie was good.

3/6/2006 11:05:24 PM

Whatever. I'm not talking shit about the song itself. I'm talking shit about 3 6 Mafia

3/6/2006 11:05:31 PM

I just found out that Paul Haggis was the creater of Walker: Texas Ranger.

3/10/2006 6:23:56 PM

So you're saying that Chuck Norris is the inspiration for the costume design in Brokeback?

Between this and "How William Shatner Changed the World", it's one hell of a weekend.

3/10/2006 8:13:41 PM

You know what else is fucked up?

Paul Haggis created Walker.

Chuck Norris plays Walker.

Today is Chuck Norris's birthday.

Today is paul Haggis's birthday.

3/10/2006 8:19:28 PM