ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
coulda hung laundry to dry? 3/28/2007 7:55:29 AM |
beergolftile All American 9030 Posts user info edit post |
maybe a bra or a sock 3/28/2007 7:57:32 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
w00t 3/29/2007 2:54:00 AM |
beergolftile All American 9030 Posts user info edit post |
all up in dem guts earlier tonight, and later
after southpark 4/4/2007 9:23:54 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
4/5/2007 1:01:35 AM |
puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
why are you people having sex when you could be egg hunting? 4/5/2007 1:02:53 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
ttt for JCASHFAN 4/5/2007 1:29:44 AM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
this thread fucking sucks 4/5/2007 1:31:25 AM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
4/5/2007 1:34:51 AM |
beergolftile All American 9030 Posts user info edit post |
^^ it only sucks if you ain't gettin it 4/5/2007 7:20:08 AM |
fanbln182 All American 1839 Posts user info edit post |
^ well then this is TWW, so it's for pages of suck! 4/5/2007 7:21:37 AM |
LuckezCharm All American 3552 Posts user info edit post |
uh oh g, did u just get some? 4/5/2007 7:24:59 AM |
fanbln182 All American 1839 Posts user info edit post |
haha no, just contributing to the thread.
it's a good way to pad without padding.
4/5/2007 7:25:47 AM |
sexystang01 All American 1237 Posts user info edit post |
I did, well last night 4/5/2007 7:28:28 AM |
fanbln182 All American 1839 Posts user info edit post |
^ so... 4/5/2007 7:30:27 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
BTTT 4/9/2007 3:59:12 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
oh man 4/10/2007 12:01:00 AM |
crackmonkey All American 2496 Posts user info edit post |
^ details please?? 4/10/2007 12:01:27 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
4/10/2007 12:02:55 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
how did this thread get to 4 pages...on tww? 4/10/2007 12:04:17 AM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
cybered 4/10/2007 12:11:16 AM |
beergolftile All American 9030 Posts user info edit post |
i bwnd earlier tonight, but i have a cut on my cock
fucking weird 4/12/2007 9:37:33 PM |
DJ Lauren All American 15721 Posts user info edit post |
and by cut do you mean OPEN SORE? 4/12/2007 9:42:40 PM |
beergolftile All American 9030 Posts user info edit post |
well, it's weird, it's not an open bleeding, oozing sore
it's like the skin is pulled or stressed...
i do have sex a lot...
[Edited on April 12, 2007 at 9:44 PM. Reason : ] 4/12/2007 9:43:57 PM |
treznor All American 5218 Posts user info edit post |
mmmmmmmmm sex 4/12/2007 9:44:08 PM |
DJ Lauren All American 15721 Posts user info edit post |
...did you have sex with an origami girl? maybe it's a papercut 4/12/2007 9:44:52 PM |
beergolftile All American 9030 Posts user info edit post |
she's real and was wet
i don't know what's up 4/12/2007 9:46:45 PM |
treznor All American 5218 Posts user info edit post |
Did she give ya a bj or hand job to start you off??? Maybe got you with a tooth or fingernail??? 4/12/2007 9:54:26 PM |
beergolftile All American 9030 Posts user info edit post |
im going to have to take a few days off
i don't really have to, but i want this to heal. tried for the bj earlier, but was ftl with the neosporin on the wang
she was not happy with the taste 4/12/2007 9:55:31 PM |
beergolftile All American 9030 Posts user info edit post |
asspenis
[Edited on April 12, 2007 at 9:56 PM. Reason : ] 4/12/2007 9:56:03 PM |
treznor All American 5218 Posts user info edit post |
so you got the cut before the sex? 4/12/2007 9:56:39 PM |
FenderFreek All American 2805 Posts user info edit post |
ahaha.
No, really, I feel bad for you dude. Hope that shit gets better. 4/12/2007 10:18:36 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
*post*
oh wait... i don't have sex... i forgot... 4/12/2007 10:33:01 PM |
carrieb Veteran 219 Posts user info edit post |
don't you hate it when you're fucking your boyfriend/husband/whatever and your'e doing it forEVER and he NEVER comes and you're like dude what the fuck and he's all sorry i have been jerking off a lot lately uggggggggggg 4/12/2007 11:32:17 PM |
TheCapricorn All American 1065 Posts user info edit post |
Happened to me once. I was so surprised I couldn't take advantage of the situation . 4/12/2007 11:40:04 PM |
hondaguy All American 6409 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "well, it's weird, it's not an open bleeding, oozing sore
it's like the skin is pulled or stressed..." |
that happened to me once . . . like 21354354351651384313 years ago when I first started getting wood 4/12/2007 11:55:19 PM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
4/20/2007 7:07:21 PM |
skankinande All American 28213 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "don't you hate it when you're fucking your boyfriend/husband/whatever and your'e doing it forEVER and he NEVER comes and you're like dude what the fuck and he's all sorry i have been jerking off a lot lately uggggggggggg" |
Sometimes it just happens no matter what.4/20/2007 7:14:03 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
4/20/2007 8:47:54 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
when i saw who posted last here
i had the in mind as i was scrolling down
and i was right 4/20/2007 8:48:28 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
yep 4/20/2007 8:48:47 PM |
beergolftile All American 9030 Posts user info edit post |
jerked off twice
then gave it to her
thats the only way to go- 4/20/2007 8:55:33 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
YEAH
if you;re 14 and cant handle a pussy 4/20/2007 8:57:03 PM |
beergolftile All American 9030 Posts user info edit post |
it's like a steak, a sirloin is good, acceptable, and fills you up
but jerking off porn star style is filet mignon 4/20/2007 8:57:50 PM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
4/20/2007 8:59:24 PM |
beergolftile All American 9030 Posts user info edit post |
*jerk off*
*wash car*
*jerk off*
*fix drink*
*fuck*
*fix dinner*
*fix another drink* 4/20/2007 9:01:00 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
4/21/2007 12:25:54 AM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
fucked twcie
came both times 5/3/2007 3:23:31 AM |
crackmonkey All American 2496 Posts user info edit post |
me too! yeah... it's not that great. I don't see what all the fuss was about. 5/3/2007 3:55:04 AM |
TragicNature All American 11804 Posts user info edit post |
set em up 5/3/2007 4:48:21 AM |