i think once (if) everyone is healthy, figueroa would be a good addition to the pen. guys seem to really struggle off him first time through the lineup

4/27/2008 4:32:31 PM

wow, ollie... wow

4/30/2008 2:40:16 PM

He just got Gorzelanny'd

4/30/2008 2:56:11 PM

fuck you perez

also i just got a fax at work from a painting subcontractor named Carlos Delgado

4/30/2008 3:26:49 PM

If Delgado keeps it up, he'll likely be a painting subcontractor before long.

4/30/2008 3:29:52 PM

maybe he can pull a reverse-Ankiel and he'll be painting the corners of the strike zone!

4/30/2008 3:32:24 PM

there is a guy in one of my classes named jose reyes... the professor asked last week "Does anyone here know where Jose Reyes is?" and I really wanted to answer but didn't want to be that guy...

4/30/2008 3:39:00 PM

The following things will never be said by anyone visiting Shea Stadium this season:

# “I love the Flushing skyline.”
# “Yes, that’s urine, but from which borough?”
# “I think Pedro’s pitching tonight.”
# “How is your merlot?”
# “Ralph Kiner remembered me.”
# “Sosa brought his A-game.”
# “Mr. Met touched me in a bad place.”
# “Yeah, that burger’s definitely Angus.”
# “They’re out of Kevin Elster throwbacks.”
# “Ah-LOOO-Alou-Alou-Alou!!!”
# “The alcohol-free section is full.”
# “Who are those attractive women on the sausage line?”
# “This year, let’s see what we can do to an 8-game lead…”
# “Where’s Rickey?”
# “Welcome home, Tim McCarver!”
# “No moving down, these are our assigned seats.”
# “Where are all the Hispanic players?”
# “Billy Joel is a Mets fan at heart.”
# “I hope they hit Cow Bell Man with a rocket launched t-shirt.”
# “Next year is now.

4/30/2008 4:36:23 PM

who the flying fuck is auggie ojeda and why is he destroying the Mets?

** haha, David Wright definitely told Jose Reyes to shut the fuck up, jokingly... you could see it clear as day.

[Edited on May 4, 2008 at 5:46 PM. Reason : x]

5/4/2008 5:39:35 PM

go Dodgers!

(or just Russell Martin and Matt Kemp, I could care less who wins the game if Derek Lowe isnt pitching)

5/6/2008 10:13:27 PM

ok now i hope the mets score at least one in the top of the 9th so kemp and martin can bat in the bottom

btw gary carter ftw

5/7/2008 1:21:57 AM

Church is so awesome... right now he has to be an All Star...

Also, Beltran is in one of those grooves where he drives in 30 in one month...

5/11/2008 2:55:17 PM

seems like Church hits a homer every game

5/11/2008 3:05:16 PM

I really don't understand how a guy can be a good reliever for 2.5 years and then can't even get through one inning now... Heilman is terrible right now. Just dreadful...

5/14/2008 9:21:56 PM

This subway series will be interesting, with both teams playing at the peak trough of their ability

5/16/2008 1:58:49 PM

If the Mets get swept the Yankees will get a new bench coach (willie randolph). If the Yankees get swept, Hank will kill 6 young orphan boys and then fire Cashman.

5/16/2008 2:01:19 PM

I'll tell you one thing, the game tonight will be rained out.

5/16/2008 3:51:18 PM

False.

Backend of the system is moving through right now...

5/16/2008 3:57:39 PM

Come on Ollie... we need this one too. Then we have Maine and Santana going in the ATL series...

5/18/2008 8:08:45 PM

I would like to come in here and say the Mets just got Royally fucked.

Delgado hit a 3-run homer overruled as a foul ball.

Fuck the Yankees.

5/18/2008 9:14:01 PM

Total hosejob... but that's to be expected playing at Yankee Stadium.

Can't wait till that shithole is imploded. Why the fuck is the bottom of the foulpole black and three feet inside the line?

What a joke...

5/18/2008 9:30:48 PM

perez irritates me so badly

tonight he shows how he is capable of pitching but we all know his next stat line will read 4.1 IP, 6 ER, 7 BB, 4 K

5/19/2008 1:04:06 AM

so, now that its obvious that Reyes was using some performance enhancer, where do the Mets go now?

5/19/2008 1:05:27 AM

What's this I hear about Pedro considering retirement?

Also, thanks for continuing to collectively suck dick when playing the Braves.

[Edited on May 21, 2008 at 9:38 PM. Reason : ]

5/21/2008 9:38:07 PM

Can we forfeit tomorrow?

5/21/2008 9:42:42 PM

^ Only if you give Chipper another HR and a few RBI

5/21/2008 9:45:49 PM

at this point, giving him that would be a steal for us.


I'm ready to concede that we are nothing better than a .500 baseball team


fire away

5/22/2008 12:31:25 AM

so you will all be Yankees fans now?

5/22/2008 1:38:17 AM

^Why? the yanks are worse off than the mets at this point

5/22/2008 2:19:00 AM

wilpon's no comment today sure is telling

5/22/2008 3:42:39 PM

Fred or Jeff?

If it's Fred I'd agree that it's telling.

Jeffy is just a moron. He is the reason Kazmir isn't a Mets pitcher. He reminds me of Hank Steinbrenner, only way smarter and less vociferous.

*** Something needs to happen. Too much money is invested in this team and there is too much talent (even young talent) that is underperforming. It needs to start with our ace being our ace tonight.

[Edited on May 22, 2008 at 3:53 PM. Reason : x]

5/22/2008 3:52:35 PM

Just abort this franchise.. please.

5/22/2008 9:05:52 PM

Quote :

" Pitching: J. Santana 7.0 IP, 12H, 3ER, 1K "

lol

5/22/2008 9:08:06 PM

5/22/2008 9:42:18 PM

Meet the Mets, beat the Mets,
Step right up and sweep the Mets.

5/23/2008 12:42:55 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3410220

death blow?

5/24/2008 1:31:57 AM

Ah, the dreaded vote of confidence. Welcome back to the shitter, Mets fans.

5/24/2008 2:59:25 AM

Time to bench Delgado.. Nick Evans is ready.

[Edited on May 24, 2008 at 6:16 PM. Reason : i think he's only 22 too...]

5/24/2008 6:16:40 PM

Some life?

And it comes with Del-suck-o on the bench... I can taste Ernie's $25 almost...

5/29/2008 2:57:19 PM

going to the game tonight, hopefully i'm a good luck charm.

generally i'm not though, I'm a state fan afterall... also a knicks fan.

5/29/2008 3:43:05 PM

Come on Pelf... we need this one.

5/31/2008 3:41:00 PM

How many fucking laced line drives right at people can one team hit?

Fucking christ, can we get a break...

5/31/2008 5:57:34 PM

Jesus Oliver

NyM410 and his dad must be rolling over in their graves right now

6/2/2008 10:43:54 PM

That. was. terrible.

Thank God I'm going Weds too... at least there were tons of Mets fans around to share in the misery.

6/3/2008 11:01:03 AM

am i the only one that thinks maybe we need to see if we can get something, anything, for perez? I wont even watch when its his turn to pitch because I know the outcome beforehand

6/3/2008 2:21:05 PM

Pedro! Welcome back buddy... though I'm sure that fat fuck Joba will be on the back pages in the AM.

Mets better win tomorrow since I wasn't able to go tonight b/c of class...

6/4/2008 12:47:38 AM

Pedro>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Class

but I'm kinda jealous since Pac Bell is on the short list of parks I want to see that I haven't yet, along with Petco and both upcoming NY stadiums

6/4/2008 12:51:08 AM

Leaving work in 30...

6/4/2008 1:15:38 PM

fuck you schoeneweiss you piece of shit

6/6/2008 1:08:20 AM

Sorry, I'm donating my $25 to the Disband the Atlanta Braves Fund.

6/11/2008 10:22:24 PM